The tweet archive.

“Many more Tesla self-driving V14 improvements still to come, but wide rollout of V14.1 has begun. 14.2 rolls out in a few weeks and then 14.3 a few weeks later, depending on safety testing. There is so much change that we are carefully confirming each one.”

“Tesla holiday software update goes to wide release today!”

“Cybertruck is awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] The Cybertruck is the best truck I’ve ever owned. Nothing to prove. @cybertruck”

“Congrats to Tesla Fremont + Giga Nevada for making their 2 millionth car!”

“Try out Tesla supervised full self-driving and you’ll be amazed!”

“True @Tesla_Optimus [deleted tweet]”

“I just had dinner at the retro-futuristic @Tesla diner and Supercharger. Team did great work making it one of the coolest spots in LA! [@niccruzpatane] There’s an Optimus inside the Tesla Diner!”

“Ability to stream YouTube & Netflix when car is stopped coming to your Tesla soon! Has an amazingly immersive, cinematic feel due to the comfy seats & surround sound audio.”

“Naturally, there will be a catgirl version of our Optimus robot”

“Try the latest Tesla self-driving software. It will blow your mind.”

“Ever [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 ELON: OPTIMUS WILL BE THE BIGGEST PRODUCT OF ALL TIME "The only company with all the ingredients for making intelligent humanoid robots at scale is Tesla. This is a super big deal. My prediction on this front is that Optimus will be the biggest product of all time by far.”

“Tesla Semi is so clean, cool & fun! [@tesla_semi] Cities will be much quieter & cleaner with Tesla Semi”

“Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.”

“Built bullet tough [@cybertruck] Rogue shopping carts don't stand a chance”

“Try Tesla supervised self-driving! [@Tesla] The only robot car you can actually buy FSD Supervised can drive you anywhere in the US, Canada, China, Mexico & Puerto Rico”

“For reasons unknown, @potus is unable to say the word “Tesla””

“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “Don't hate the media, become the media. Citizen journalism is vital to the future of civilization. Any one can be a citizen journalist on 𝕏. Elon Musk.”

“🇦🇺 🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Australia the voice of the people.”

“❤️🇸🇪 [@LinkN01] The call to action yesterday was successful! We have let the Swedish Transport Agency know that it's time to bring Tesla FSD to Sweden 🇸🇪 and make our roads safer! Thank you to everyone who took action! ✊️”

“First FSD in Europe [@teslaeurope] First FSD Supervised drives in the Netherlands”

“Starship is the largest flying object ever made and it will continue to grow [@teslaownersSV] Rockets of the world,,, The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”

“@Teslaconomics Minus gas tanks”

“Megapack will carry a lot of the world’s load in energy, as it allows power plants to run continuously. [@Tesla_Megapack] Megapack grid-forming inverters are key to enabling global grid stability and reliability This technology allows Megapack to resist changes on the network by creating its own voltage signal, preventing blackouts and allowing more renewables to come online”

“Tesla Semi Truck launch in 5 mins!”

“@POTUS @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is happy to support other EVs via our Supercharger network”

“@stoolpresidente No, you do not. I have not sold any of my Bitcoin. Tesla sold 10% of its holdings essentially to prove liquidity of Bitcoin as an alternative to holding cash on balance sheet.”

“Galaxy Mind is the goal [@teslaownersSV] .@elonmusk "One way to frame civilizational progress is the percentage completion on the Kardashev scale. Kardashev I is what percentage of a planet's energy are you successfully turning into useful work. Concept II would be, what percentage of the sun's energy are you… https://x.com/i/web/status/1995269495901032709”

“So proud of the Tesla team for achieving this major milestone! At the start of Tesla, I thought we had (optimistically) a 10% chance of surviving at all.”

“128m (420 ft) is inevitable, as foretold in the prophecy [@teslaownersSV] Starship the largest and most rocket ever built. )”

“Reason Cybertruck is so planar is that you can’t stamp ultra-hard 30X steel, because it breaks the stamping press”

“Starship 4 will be another 10% to 20% longer [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”

“Cybertruck is an incredible vehicle [@XFreeze] The Tesla Cybertruck just earned the Top Safety Pick+ award, scoring a perfect “Good” rating in literally every major crash category in the 2025 IIHS crash tests”

“Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.”

“Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂 [@teslaeurope] Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results”

“Reasoning from first principles is a superpower [@teslaownersSV] “Physics teaches you to reason from first principles rather than by analogy.” Elon Musk )”

“Troll radical left Reddit by saying nice things about me for the most fun 😂 [@iliketeslas] I went into enemy territory. I started to defend Elon on leftie Facebook pages 🥹 )”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Thanks on behalf of the Tesla team!”

“Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch”

“Blow the whistle on Tesla! https://t.co/c86hLA0iQK https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?sku=1715672-00-A”

“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”

“Tesla earnings livestream”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat > Signal”

“If only there were a company that could do this 🤔 [@teslaownersSV] We need data centers in space Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt: “We’re running out of electricity. I testified in congress we need 92 gigawatts more power, the average nuclear power plant is 1.5 gigawatts, you see the problem””

“Tesla Supercharger energy delivered is growing exponentially [@TeslaCharging]”

“@ray4tesla Hopefully, humanity will reach Mars in 20 years”

“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”

“@Teslaconomics Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw)”

“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”

“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”

“Tesla [@financedystop] His Tesla will drive him completely to his destination without him having to touch the wheel. We are basically at the point of fully autonomous vehicles”