“RT @teslaownersSV: "Elon Musk hired DOGE wizards—like the guy who used AI to read the burnt scroll from Pompeii. These are exactly the kind…”
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“@thetechbrother This is not accurate. Tesla would be second highest and X/xAI would be third if measured correctly.”
“@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Looks like this can be fixed with a firmware update. Will be rolling that out in a few days. With further refinement, we can improve braking distance beyond initial specs. Tesla won’t stop until Model 3 has better braking than any remotely comparable car.”
“@chazman @cybertruck Cybertruck is necessarily lowest priority for FSD, as there only a few hundred Cybertruck in the field compared to ~5 million other Teslas”
“@flcnhvy @Tesla @thirdrowtesla Ok sure 😀 Btw, we recruit great engineers from almost anywhere in the world, so this shouldn’t be thought of as USA only. Also, work location can be Bay Area (preferred), but Austin (many of our chip designers are there) or potentially any Tesla Gigafactory.”
“@TeslaHype An easy prediction”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I am honored to be with Elon Musk. He is my friend and has done a fantastic job. He did not need this “ https://t.co/kb… https://x.com/bolton”
“RT @JonErlichman: In 2016, Elon Musk was asked if Tesla would make a self-driving car. He predicted a future of autonomous vehicles with…”
“@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Very strange. Model 3 is designed to have super good stopping distance & others reviewers have confirmed this. If there is vehicle variability, we will figure it out & address. May just be a question of firmware tuning, in which case can be solved by an OTA software update.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Neuralink plus Optimus has potential for incredible artificial limbs”
“@SawyerMerritt From Grok 🤣🤣 Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite stock market soothsayer, Jim "Reverse Midas Touch" Cramer, back at it again with his crystal ball predictions. This time, he's foretelling a bright future for Tesla, claiming it could soon reach a $1 trillion market cap.…”
“@Cernovich China is operating normally across hundreds of suppliers & all of Tesla Shanghai”
“@Scobleizer @Tesla They’re great! Honored to work with them.”
“@Erdayastronaut Tesla team has done an incredible job with Giga Shanghai. Honored to work with them. I’m in awe.”
“@28delayslater @Charalanahzard Cybertruck doesn’t look like anything I’ve seen bouncing around the Internet. It’s closer to an armored personnel carrier from the future.”
“@Dreamweaver2oh @garyblack00 I think we’re maybe a month or two away from wide beta. But these things are hard to predict accurately. The work we had to do for pure vision driving was needed for FSD, so much more progress has been made than it would seem.”
“@WholeMarsBlog The amount of testing time it takes to figure out if the new AI is better than the existing AI as measured by miles between interventions is the limiting factor on progress. The better FSD gets the longer it takes to find interventions.”
“@alzslabyrinth @UberFacts In recent years, hours were much higher. Don’t recommend though — bad for health & happiness. But no choice or Tesla would die. Hope to reduce to 80 hours next year.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Smoothing out crazy end of quarter delivery wave to reduce expedite costs & relieve stress on Tesla team. Aiming for steadier deliveries intra-quarter.”
“@Alpsoy66 @EricFrohnhoefer @MEAInd I have Tesla covered too. Will be there part of this week.”
“@AI45375964 @kerrikgray @aliciatoralll @Chloe202242 @galhc71 @TonyadeVitti @AIFutureDesign @KettlebellLife @imPenny2x @TeslaSynopsis @dvorahfr Citizen journalism is vital to the future of civilization”
“RT @cb_doge: ELON MUSK: "Tesla is the only company with all the ingredients for making intelligent humanoid robots at scale. My prediction…”
“RT @tesla_na: Every Tesla you buy in the US is designed, engineered & made right here in America 🇺🇸”
“@thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Thanks! We are taking some key steps to reduce satellite brightness btw. Should be much less noticeable during orbit raise by changing solar panel angle & all sats get sunshades starting with launch 9.”
“@jhong @c_valenzuelab We’ve been able to generate physics-accurate, real-time video for self-driving training & testing at @Tesla_AI for a long time. The compute required for this (roughly one H100 per HD camera) is still far too expensive for consumer use, but probably becomes affordable in 2 to 3”
“RT @teslaenergy: In Q1 we deployed more than double the energy storage products compared to Q1 2024 4.05 GWh Q1 2024 → 10.4 GWh Q1 2025 ht…”
“@stillgray The sheer audacity of the WSJ/NYT lies is astonishing! WSJ claimed that I was being fired from Tesla and failed to include that the board flatly denied it!”
“@SeanHQuinn @yanquetino @Tesla This is utterly false. Fossil fuel merchants of doubt have been pushing that bs for years. Tesla Gigafactory will be 100% renewable powered (by Tesla Solar) by end of next year.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Production rate and fully considered cost are the challenges. Demand for stationary batteries is super high. I think Tesla might end up doing more total Joules in stationary than mobile long-term.”
“@AstroJordy I’m staying at a friend’s place in Florida that is 85% powered by Tesla Solar Roof + Powerwall. When grid power goes down, air-conditioning automatically turns off in some of the house. Computers & lights don’t even flicker. Owner says he doesn’t notice.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Elon Musk’s 2018 CEO pay package from Tesla, worth some $56 billion when it vested, must be restored, the Dela…”
“@MuskBreaking Thanks George ❤️ We redirected everyone who wasn’t building cars to delivering cars – legal, finance, HR, designers, everyone. I personally delivered many cars. Tesla was out of cash, so it was a case of deliver or die. The team delivered.”
“RT @teslaenergy: Abruptly ending the energy tax credits would threaten America’s energy independence and the reliability of our grid - we u…”
“@TeslaratiTeam @Teslarati We had to increase some wire thicknesses in S/X to reduce resistive heating. Technically, won’t be quite 1000 mph charging, as X especially is much bigger than 3.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I'm excited to announce that we anticipate savings in FY26 from reduction of waste and fraud by $150 billion. Some of i…”
“@harrison_astro We can do that partially, but detailed rocket technology is considered advanced weaponry (same tech as nuclear missiles), so there are more limitations than at Tesla”
“Tesla wired the funds to repay the DOE loan today. Only US car company to have fully repaid govt http://t.co/jxHW9YkvPz http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-repays-department-energy-loan-nine-years-early”
“@SawyerMerritt @ARKInvest They have been the most accurate predictors of the value of Tesla”
“RT @teslaownersSV: America’s Party will be focused on: -reduce debt, responsible spending only -modernize military with ai/robotics -pro…”
“@SawyerMerritt And the roof will be fully covered by solar, except for the word “TESLA”, which will be gently outlined in light, so you can see it at night from airliners coming into Austin”
“Just discovered a great Tesla ad made by 2 recent college grads. I love it! http://t.co/20dPRD9yrJ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKbRAazkiWc”
“@EvaFoxU @ChesterNoBS @truth_tesla Exactly. Giga Shanghai makes cars for export in first half of quarter, then cars for far away parts of China, then cars for nearby parts of China. Net result is a crazy wave of deliveries end of quarter. It is tough on our team, so we’re hoping to reduce the wave in Q4 & Q1.”
“@InspiredTesla @CryptoArch3 Agreed”
“@johndstoll @WSJ @mtbarra I’m honored to work with an amazing group of people at Tesla, but always happy to talk to an ace who might want to join”
“RT @TheChiefNerd: .@chamath: “I saw @elonmusk on Tuesday, and got to spend a couple hours with him at Tesla … He attracts these incredible…”
“RT @TeslaKing420: Here’s more of the new Tesla Model Y, in case you’re not tired of it yet. https://t.co/KYoDDEViDo”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🇺🇸 TESLA DOMINATES MARCH EV SALES Tesla registered over 51,000 EVs in March—more than 6x its nearest competitor. Despit…”
“@tesla_truth Thanks, Tesla team is the strongest it’s ever been & doing an amazing job! Honored to work beside them.”
“@BullTesla @iavor If you think Tesla is overvalued compared to probable value of future cash flows, sell. Otherwise, buy.”
“@aelluswamy True, it was super hard to do this! Even when FSD is 2X as safe as the average human driver fully unsupervised in all scenarios, then we will want to make it 3X, 4X … 10X. About a million people die every year in automotive accidents and ~10 million are seriously injured.”
