The tweet archive.

“Congratulations to the Tesla team on making the first production Cybercab! [@Tesla] First Cybercab off the production line at Giga Texas”

“13 years ago [@KanekoaTheGreat] Elon Musk talks to Jon Stewart about Paypal, Tesla, and SpaceX in 2012. "When I was in college, there were three areas I thought would most affect the future of humanity: the internet, sustainable energy, & space exploration, particularly making life multiplanetary." @elonmusk”

“They fought law and the law won [@nicksortor] 🚨 #BREAKING: Pam Bondi announces an ARREST has been made for throwing a Molotov cocktail into a Tesla showroom “They’re looking at up to 20 YEARS in prison.” “If you're gonna touch a Tesla, go to a dealership, do anything, you better watch out, because we're coming after you.”…”

“Extreme execution is needed, but a valuation of $20 trillion for Tesla is possible [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Chief Investment Officer Keith Fitz-Gerald says “Betting against Elon is like betting against Steve Jobs” 👀 He believes TSLA is headed toward a $20 trillion valuation.”

“Justice prevails. Meanwhile, none of the many short sellers who egregiously manipulated Tesla stock for years and lied repeatedly on TV have been prosecuted. Not one.”

“Just @Grok it [@teslaownersSV] I don’t use google search anymore Grok is my main source for information Just Grok it.”

“At Tesla Giga Shanghai NSFW!! https://t.co/1yrPyzJQGZ”

“In support of the policies of President @realDonaldTrump and to demonstrate our confidence in the future of the United States, @Tesla commits to doubling vehicle production in the US within 2 years! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”

“My idea of a good time is working with amazing engineers to create incredible technology 🤩 The Tesla chip research fab will have all the machines needed to do logic, memory, packing & masks in one building for a lightning fast development cycle. Heaven 💫”

“Yes [@TeslaBoomerMama] 📸 Behind the scenes of the July 2022 photo shoot for Vogue. Seeing this for the first time today. Confirms my gut feeling even more. )”

“😂 [@iam_smx] Tesla Optimus robots, after learning that Elon Musk will power them with super-advanced Grok AI and send them to Mars on the world’s most powerful rocket, Starship.”

“What a psycho [@amuse] TERROR: Rick Wilson is explicitly calling on Americans to “Kill Tesla, Save The Country,” urging direct attacks against the company explaining Tesla is Elon's weak spot. He portrays Tesla as a “bank for fascists” and a “goose-stepping hedge fund” financing Musk’s ambition to”

“Good question 🤔 [@cb_doge] Many car companies, but protests are only against Tesla. Many billionaires, but protests are only against Elon Musk. Many departments, but protests are only against DOGE. Many social networks, but the media is only against 𝕏 Why is that?”

“Cybertruck is so awesome 😎 https://t.co/5r99xq5m6V”

“Massive congrats to the incredible Tesla team, from design through to manufacturing, for making Cybertruck real! I love you.”

“It will change the look of the roads [@Tesla] Robotaxi details”

“Testing rubbing jeans on our seats 😂 [@Tesla] Our seats robot also has great jeans”

“Congrats Tesla Team!”

“Shame on them [@CollinRugg] NEW: The Karen who was seen keying a Tesla in Washington has been identified as 55-year-old millionaire Kamelia Enzler, according to the Daily Mail. In footage obtained by @choeshow, Enzler was seen getting out of her car before slashing the Tesla. Enzler is married to”

“The fraudsters always come up with the most sympathetic excuses and do so very loudly, because that is what swindlers do [@wholemars] > Elon tries to reduce national debt > Accused of murdering babies > “You’re a nazi!” > Tesla showrooms lit on fire > “Deport him!” > Congress passes massive spending bill anyway > “Why didn’t he solve the national debt?””

“🔥😂 [@AutismCapital] This kind of slaps. Not sure if they wanted it to be a banger but it makes Tesla look even cooler 😂”

“146k Cybertruck orders so far, with 42% choosing dual, 41% tri & 17% single motor”

“This is pure gold 😂 The 1996 model Schumer is right! [@WesternLensman] 🚨1996: Chuck Schumer explains “the number one reason" illegals come to the US is so they can defraud programs like Social Security — and wants to stop it. Chuck sounding very DOGE! “This is an anti-fraud amendment. All over where we go, people say, why can't you stop illegal”

“This will change the whole look of the streets @Tesla [@niccruzpatane] The Tesla Robovan will literally become your living room on wheels.”

“Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler”

“Describe your favorite island vacation [@reidhoffman] Just one more of Elon's false claims about me: I never funded anyone for Tesla protests. I don’t condone violence. But it's clear Americans are angry at him – it’s easier to explain away their anger, than to accept that actions have consequences.”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Optimus is going to be one of the biggest equalizers humanity has ever seen. Bc when every family can access a robot that delivers world class medical care, it means the quality of your health no longer depends on your income, your zip code, or your background. I get it now.”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“It does look awesome [@MarioNawfal] JOE ROGAN’S NEW CUSTOM TESLA LOOKS AMAZING Joe has added a one-of-one UP Tesla S-APEX to his collection, built by Unplugged Performance. The custom Model S features a carbon fiber widebody, white and blue pearl paint, and a high-end Banbū leather & Alcantara interior. It’s…”

“Yes. Please be careful in some areas, as there is non-zero risk of armed looters. Cybertruck side panels are bulletproof to subsonic projectiles (handguns, shotgun & Tommy gun), but the glass is not, so make sure to duck if you see anyone wielding a gun. This is not fiction.”

“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”

“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”

“Cool [@joerogan] I had my Tesla model S drive me home the other day with FSD, and it’s fucking wild. Changes lanes to avoid slow traffic, stops at red lights and stop signs, hits the blinkers and turns for you. It’s bananas.”

“Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals [@SawyerMerritt] More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:”

“Optimus Primed https://t.co/DMIPaIYevN”

“Try Tesla self-driving! [@Tesla] Just squeezing through”

“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla shares before the annual meeting on Thursday. Lmk in comments if you encounter any issues.”

“Optimus+PV will be the first Von Neumann probe, a machine fully capable of replicating itself using raw materials found in space”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“I would like to thank Zach Kirkhorn for his many contributions to Tesla over the course of 13 often difficult years. Much appreciated and best wishes for the next stage of his career.”

“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”

“Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.”

“Only for the next 10 days [@wmorrill3] All Wheel Drive Cybertruck now starting at $59,990!”

“🫡 [@teslaownersSV] Thank you Elon Musk for an exciting future”

“Correct [@C_3C_3] If you notice… The Tesla Terror against Elon really heated up when he started exposing NGOs and making the public aware of their taxpayer scams. NGOs like the SPLC…”

“😂💯 [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk @Teslaconomics @boringcompany Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to steal fish and he will vote Democrat.”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“We are coming for those who organized the violence & death threats against Tesla. Remember this statement. [@SawyerMerritt] Elon Musk today on his Tesla pay package, the violence against Tesla, etc.”

“Congratulations @Tesla team on a great year! https://t.co/5k7uepV6d9”

“Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever! https://t.co/ImxrhnRepj”