The tweet archive.

“Super congratulations to the @Tesla_AI software & chip design teams on a successful @Robotaxi launch!! Culmination of a decade of hard work. Both the AI chip and software teams were built from scratch within Tesla.”

“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”

“True. New Roadster unveil probably in late April. [@Rainmaker1973] Today in 2008, Tesla began the regular production on its first car, the Tesla Roadster. Also, a reminder that there's one Tesla Roadster in an elliptical heliocentric orbit crossing the orbit of Mars.”

“Fraud [@teslaownersSV] How is open AI becoming a for profit?)”

“That will be one hell of a building! [@niccruzpatane] This would roughly be the scale of the Tesla/SpaceX TERAFAB compared to Tesla’s Giga Texas factory, which is already one of the largest buildings in the world. We are talking about an unprecedented amount of scale.”

“The hammer of justice strikes [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”

“Tesla full self-driving will amaze you [@SawyerMerritt] 44% of voters have not tried any version of Tesla FSD (Supervised) V13.”

“😎 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department will receive a fleet of 10 @Tesla Cybertrucks to start patrolling the streets. According to Sheriff Kevin McMahill, the Cybertrucks will be made to look like LVMPD patrol and SWAT cars like the pic below: )”

“Tesla is using only internal & open source software & operates Bitcoin nodes directly. Bitcoin paid to Tesla will be retained as Bitcoin, not converted to fiat currency.”

“Tesla has by far the most advanced real-world AI. No one else is even close. Join us @Tesla_AI! [@YunTaTsai1] Sometimes I am still pondering on the fact that Tesla, a car company, would decide to create its own brain six years ago. Not for playing games, but to solve the hardest holy grail in human history — full autonomy. Still sounds crazy, even today.”

“Tesla self-driving will be far safer than human driving [@Scobleizer] I thought Tesla was trying to kill me tonight. AI was driving me in the fast lane at 79 m.p.h and all of a sudden it lunged across the yellow line. Before I could take over a motorcyclist went by at a high rate of speed. In my lane. Or too close for me. The Tesla saw him”

“This is just the V2 Optimus hand. The V3 hand is another level beyond this. Exquisite engineering. [@mayemusk] Elon told me a few times that the hand is the most difficult part of the robot. 🖐️👏👏”

“Tesla exists to help reduce risk of catastrophic climate change, which affects all species on Earth. Even if your faith in humanity is faltering, this is worth caring about. Support makes a difference. Thank you.”

“Universal high income [@Tesla] Our mission is to build a world of amazing abundance”

“Partial list of hospitals to which Tesla sent ventilators https://t.co/sfI6yuUbrM”

“Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!”

“And the worms are crawling to their pet politicians to save them [@teslaownersSV] “USAID is a ball of worms. There is no apple. And when there is no apple you just need to get rid of the whole thing. That's why it's got to go. It's beyond repair." Elon Musk)”

“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”

“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”

“All design & engineering of the original @Tesla Roadster is now fully open source. Whatever we have, you now have. https://t.co/5d10soAYr8 https://service.tesla.com/roadster”

“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”

“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”

“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”

“Costa is committing crimes [@KanekoaTheGreat] Valerie Costa, the far-left activist behind the so-called "Tesla Takedown" fueling a spree of vandalism nationwide, proudly admits her campaign draws inspiration from Luigi Mangione. She labels Elon Musk's DOGE initiative as "criminal," even though Trump won both the popular…”

“Congrats @Tesla team on making 9M cars! [@Tesla_Asia] Our 9 millionth vehicle globally has just rolled off the production line at Giga Shanghai 🎉 Thanks to our owners and supporters around the world ❤️”

“It is [@TSLA_inside_] Finally. After 18 months of patience, FSD is officially approved and live in the Netherlands. I’ve been driving with it for 2 days now. And the experience is on another level. It feels like the future unfolding in real time. The precision. The intelligence. The”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“Tesla with Autopilot engaged now approaching 10 times lower chance of accident than average vehicle”

“Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!”

“💯 violent terrorism [@shaunmmaguire] Rampant domestic terrorism against Teslas SWATTING conservative influencers Vehement protesting and lawfare against the deportations of violent criminals This is not freedom of speech or Democratically aligned self-expression This is anarchoterrorism”

“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”

“Tesla opening Megapack factory in Shanghai to supplement output of Megapack factory in California”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all [@MarioNawfal] ELON: OPTIMUS WILL ULTIMATELY BE BETTER THAN THE BEST HUMAN SURGEON “People often talk about eliminating poverty, about giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there's actually only one way to do that, and that's with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can”

“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”

“Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time”

“Starlink provides an Internet connection in flight that is on par with ground Internet speed & latency [@teslaownersSV] MrBeast says once enough airlines offer Starlink, he’ll only book those flights: “Extra layover? Don’t care—there’s Starlink. I’ll sit anywhere for it. Starlink is amazing.” He adds: “Most people haven’t used it, but in Antarctica it was our only signal. On a four-hour drive”

“Hey @maddow, why the lie? [@SawyerMerritt] Tonight, Rachel Maddow led her show with a hit piece against the Cybertruck & Elon, suggesting the proposed $400M for armored Teslas was an example of "self-dealing." Yet she conveniently left out that the procurement list was revised in Dec 2024, when Biden was President. The… )”

“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”

“Poverty is an engineering problem [@tetsuoai] I see poverty as more of an engineering problem than an unsolvable social issue. With Grok and Optimus, we could solve the labor shortage, drive costs to near zero, and create a future where poverty is statistically irrelevant. The scale of whats coming over the next decade is”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “Elon Musk Instead of buying an island or a yacht, he wants to keep putting his chips on the table. He decides he wants to send a rocket to Mars. His friends were like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And Elon says, ‘If we don’t become a spacefaring civilization, human”

“Cybertruck is so awesome. Until you’ve tried it out, you have no idea, because there’s nothing like it. Best product Tesla has ever made to date. [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is extremely comfortable on long trips especially thanks to: – Minimal body roll – Comfort Mode on FSD (gentler acceleration & braking, softer damping, smoother handling) – Air suspension + self-leveling keeping the truck flat even with load”

“Interesting [@DefiyantlyFree] 🧵🧵Indivisible is definitely the ring leader of the Tesla Takedown domestic terrorism movement. They are the main organizers, they host the weekly calls to lay out their plans. Today was one of them. The call was one hour and ten mins and had some very interesting moments. I”

“I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD). [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014535433145790790”

“Getting ready for unsupervised self-driving [@Tesla_AI] FSD Supervised ride-hailing service is live for an early set of employees in Austin & San Francisco Bay Area. We've completed over 1.5k trips & 15k miles of driving. This service helps us develop & validate FSD networks, the mobile app, vehicle allocation, mission control &”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“But what do I know about technology 🤷‍♂️ [@ray4tesla] Elon famously said 6 years ago that LiDAR is a fool’s errand and many at the time were skeptical about his claim. Now it’s becoming increasingly clear that Elon is right about the use of LiDAR. Sensor fusion is not optimal for autonomous driving, as evidenced by countless”

“First of the new Model Y design delivered from our US factories! [@Tesla] Celebrating first deliveries of the new Model Y at Giga Texas & Fremont Factory”

“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”