The tweet archive.

“Comparing Model S vs Model 3 https://t.co/JPM9VVGbhA https://www.tesla.com/compare”

“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”

“@patrickc I thought SpaceX and Tesla both had >90% chance of failure, but worth trying anyway”

“@Teslarati poetic justice”

“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will soon exceed 10,000 miles between critical interventions, which is a year of driving for most people”

“@WholeMarsBlog We must focus on FSD for the other 99% of the fleet. Cybertruck FSD is a few months away.”

“@rainnwilson Your Tesla can function as a boat for brief periods of time https://t.co/FONhnIiv8j https://electrek.co/2016/06/18/tesla-model-s-driving-swimming-flooded-tunnel-video/”

“@TeslaSynopsis It is already on a lot of cars, but, given that is a completely new architecture, we are doing extra testing. It works very well in California, but needs more training for heavy precipitation areas.”

“@WhatsupFranks Great progress by Tesla team”

“@_SFTahoe @tslamoon1 @WholeMarsBlog That would be nice”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @StarshipGazer As backdrops go, this is a good one”

“@SenWarren @Tesla @SECGov What’s your favorite Halloween outfit?”

“@MatchasmMatt @NHTSAgov Objectively, her track record is extremely biased against Tesla”

“@amuse Wow, they’re totally insane. Death threats, shooting up Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are definitely not “legitimate forms of protest”!”

“RT @iam_smx: That amazing moment when Elon Musk took former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for a test drive in a Tesla Model S, and he…”

“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”

“@teslaownersSV @boringcompany @mayemusk @kimbal Yup!”

“@teslaownersSV Exactly”

“@WholeMarsBlog Then HW5, which has been renamed to AI5, in the second half of next year. The Tesla AI5 computer has ~10X the capability of HW4 computer and Tesla makes the whole software stack.”

“@teslaownersSV Beta 9 will start uploading at midnight California time on Friday. Bear in mind, it is still just a beta!”

“@niccruzpatane We haven’t shown Optimus V3 yet. It is sublime. The second two images are V2 and V2.5.”

“@kimpaquette New FSD rendering approach coming that better represents NN probability vector space”

“@ajtourville @xai @Tesla Haven’t read the article, but the above is not accurate. Tesla has learned a lot from discussions with engineers at xAI that have helped accelerate achieving unsupervised FSD, but there is no need to license anything from xAI. The xAI models are gigantic, containing, in…”

“@Teslarati This will be our most difficult launch ever”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 It’s a big deal that Dragon is reusable, with improved refurbishment efficiency with each passing flight! This is not the case for other orbital spacecraft. It means the spacefleet grows every time a new Dragon is made.”

“@teslaownersSV First, no one has ever mentioned rehab to me ever. Second, if they are saying that I was able to lead Tesla to be by far the most valuable carmaker and SpaceX to be by far the most valuable space company *simultaneously*, that is the greatest compliment I have ever received!”

“Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)”

“Tesla batteries are lasting much longer than 200k miles / 320k km https://t.co/z882nf6yv9”

“@PaperBagInvest Prototypes are easy, production is hard. Making an electric car was not the hard part of Tesla – dozens of companies have done that.”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”

“@WholeMarsBlog @jimfarley98 @mrlevine Just drove FSD Beta 9.3 from Pasadena to LAX. Much improved!”

“@CommunityTesla @sokrispymedia We could probably make this real next year”

“@BluegrassRabbi That’s great to see! Tesla Robovan is in development. Some other things too.”

“@Rainmaker1973 Tesla Autopilot spends a lot of effort on minimizing jerk”

“@teslaownersSV @UAW @klwtts Yup”

“@DirtyTesLa Noted”

“@Teslarati Going forward, all Tesla stores will be tiny & have tiny cars”

“@KimKardashian @Tesla 😎”

“@MichaelDell @Tesla Thanks :)”

“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”

“@TeslaHype Yeah”

“@teslaownersSV 😉”

“@vincent13031925 @teslacn @EvaFoxU Tesla China team is awesome!”

“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden Our real challenge is Bay Area has negative unemployment, so if we don’t treat and compensate our (awesome) people well, they have many other offers and will just leave! I’d like hereby to invite UAW to hold a union vote at their convenience. Tesla will do nothing to stop them.”

“@LifeofMikej @TeslaOwnersBC @DriveTeslaca @Tesla @Teslarati There are many small joys as you explore the car & more to come via software updates”

“@chazman @Tesla @Starlink @cybertruck Yes, Cybertruck FSD releases with 12.5, which also finally merges the city and highway code.”

“@teslaownersSV Sunday/Monday”

“@Astro_Elliott @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Aiming to have hot gas thrusters on booster for first orbital flight”

“RT @Tesla: Shoutout to our owners, especially those who've recently bought a Tesla, as well as our supporters & advocates. You rock :)”