“Yup [@JessePeltan] I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“!! [@nataliegwinters] 🧵 How USAID funds are being used to train Democrat’s Trump/Tesla protests”
“Optimus V3 is something special [@cb_doge] Tesla Optimus’ progress over time.”
“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”
“Cool 😎 [@Rob_2628] Picked up my new Tesla from GigaBerlin. Great range & super smooth on Deutsche Autobahn! Gute Arbeit @Tesla”
“Congrats Giga Shanghai on making millionth car! Total Teslas made now over 3M. https://t.co/2Aee6slCuv”
“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”
“This is going to be awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] Cybercab is individualized point-to-point autonomous transport”
“Compared to diesel, Tesla Semi trucks have a lot more acceleration, uphill power and computer-controlled safety features like jackknifing protection, so both more fun and safer to drive”
“This email is a very basic pulse check [@MrTeslaTom] Proud to say I once had to send Elon an email detailing what I had done and was planning to do. His reply was “sounds good, carry on”. It ain’t that hard. Send the e-mail. )”
“A Tesla with no safety monitor in the car and me sitting in the passenger seat took me all around Austin on Sunday with perfect driving”
“Yes! [@teslaownersSV] “Physics should be taught with the majesty and beauty it deserves.” Elon Musk”
“Play your favorite song in a Tesla & turn the volume to 11 You will see. You will feel.”
“Nothing else matters if birth rate is far below replacement rate [@teslaownersSV] “USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years” Elon Musk”
“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”
“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”
“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”
“Better truck than an F-150, faster than a Porsche 911. Order Cybertruck online at https://t.co/hltT8dg2NO https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#battery”
“❤️❤️❤️ [@jack] i love tesla”
“Speedy @Starlink now in Bahrain! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Starlink’s fast internet is now live in Bahrain! 🛰️🇧🇭”
“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”
“Tesla Powerwall does the seem for individual homes (if you have the backup switch installed) https://t.co/mY2WHe1KE1 http://Tesla.com/Powerwall”
“@teslaownersSV “and he’s building a giant rocket to get back to his home planet!””
“@Teslaconomics Alas she would never date me I’m not cool enough 😢”
“Mammoth spending bills are bankrupting America! ENOUGH [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”
“🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 [@tesla_korea] [Tesla Korea 채용공고 - AI Chip Design Engineer] Tesla에서 세계 최고 수준의 대량 생산 AI 칩 개발에 함께할 인재를 찾습니다. 해당 프로젝트는 향후 세계에서 가장 높은 생산량을 기록할 AI 칩 아키텍처 개발을 목표로 합니다. 📌 모집 직무 AI Chip Design Engineer 📌 지원 방법 아래 내용을… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022852278307156448”
“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”
“Thread on how safe Tesla cars are”
“The Big Ugly Bill will INCREASE the deficit to $2.5 trillion! [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “We have a $2 trillion deficit. It keeps growing. Our interest payments are higher than our defense department budget.””
“We’ve come a long way [@JonErlichman] 2008: Tesla gets $40 million lifeline. 2026: $40 million in sales every 3 hours”
“Cybertruck is the best vehicle Tesla has ever made so far [@cybertruck] Tight turns made easy”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDDBongino] FBI investigates attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars amid Musk protests https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-attacks-fbi-investigates-vandalism-swatting”
“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“@TeslaHype Less than Chuck Norris though”
“Shout out to the awesome Tesla global team. Thanks for working so hard to make Tesla successful!”
“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Teslas are the safest cars on the road, but most people don’t know that”
“If you want to try a Tesla for a few days, you can rent one @Hertz”
“The Plaid Speed Model S Tesla does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds. Crushes any million dollar sports car, despite being a 4 door sedan.”
“Congrats Tesla Plaid racing team!”
“Thanks Milan! You’ve built the Optimus team from nothing to the most sophisticated humanoid robot in the world.”
“😂 [@venturetwins] Incredible things happening with Grok voice mode in Teslas I love when it starts mocking him at the end 😂”
“Model 3 Performance is epic https://t.co/kyYRWFAF4X”
“🎯 [@teslaownersSV] “One thing that scares the system, that scares the machine, is that Donald Trump is not a puppet. He's a real person and he's not beholden to anyone and that's why they are trying to kill him.” Elon Musk )”
“FSD 12.5.1 starts wide release today. Please connect your Tesla to WiFi to receive the update.”
“If you’re curious about Tesla, SpaceX & my general goings on, @WalterIsaacson is writing a biography”
“Congratulations Tesla & SpaceX on great 2019! You rock!! Looking forward to epic 2020 ♥️🚀🛰🚘☀️”
“Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!”
“Welcome to the most interesting place on the Internet [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 140 countries.”
“Model S goes to Plaid speed this week”
