The tweet archive.

“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”

“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”

“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”

“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“Tesla will hold a super fun AI party/hackathon at my house with the Tesla AI/autopilot team in about four weeks. Invitations going out soon.”

“Model Y bestseller in Europe, probably the world”

“🇺🇸 [@TeslaLarry] http://x.com/i/article/1988631857592750080”

“@TeslaAIBot Thanks Optimus 🤖 ♥️”

“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Optimus will be the Von Neumann probe”

“Try it out. Aiming to be a fun experience for all, whether Tesla owners or not. Will keep improving. [@Tesla] Tesla Diner & Supercharger in Hollywood, LA Open 24/7, starting now”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“⚙️🦾🚘🚀🛰️ [@cb_doge] NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang on Elon Musk: "Elon is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We've built some amazing computers together. We're going to build many more computers together and and the work that he's doing in in Grok, his self driving car, Optimus,”

“Tesla generative video from last year https://t.co/s5ZodFigYe”

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“Order Tesla Model S Plaid at https://t.co/LuUhICqQEI http://Tesla.com/S”

“True [@abustin] I've been a Tesla driver for nearly 10 years. I've driven nearly every Tesla model. Cybertruck is the best Tesla.”

“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”

“Optimus [@Tesla_Optimus] Vote your Tesla shares”

“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”

“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”

“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”

“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”

“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”

“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”

“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”

“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”

“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”

“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”

“Exactly [@SawyerMerritt] 1: A Model 3 (an EV) weighs the same as a BMW 3 series (a gas car). 2: You almost never need to use your brakes on an EV due to regen braking. 3: Batteries can be recycled. Gasoline can't.”

“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”

“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”

“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”

“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”

“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”

“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”