The tweet archive.

“Speed [@Tesla_Optimus] 2.5 years”

“Cybertruck option package”

“First Cybertruck deliveries in 2 hours!”

“An amazing sports SUV [@Tesla] Model Y Performance from sketch to reality”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Now number 1 in every EU country! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 just became the #1 source for news in every single EU country — Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997711738041741697”

“You can summon your Tesla from your phone. Only short distances today, but in a few years summon will work from across the continent.”

“Doing my best to make this happen [@teslaownersSV] "There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics." — Elon Musk”

“Starbase started with one shovel [@teslaownersSV] How it started vs how it’s going”

“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team”

“Walked whole Cybertruck production line at Giga Texas for several hours earlier today – gonna be awesome!”

“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”

“Tesla AI Day August 19th”

“Please reply in comments if you’re having difficulty voting your Tesla shares”

“😂 [@mikepat711] Elon in the earnings call conference room: *shitposting on X* “Elon would like to make some opening remarks” *Looks up from phone, grabs mic* “So yeah we solved FSD, gonna roll it out in June. Optimus on deck, Cybercab coming, new Model Y teed up at every factory. Basically…)”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”

“Glad Tesla FSD was there to help and that you’re feeling well!”

“Optimus will perform ballet perfectly https://t.co/q2ch8p0xH4”

“Tesla Model Y receives highest possible safety rating”

“First Production Model 3 https://t.co/TCa2NSUNI3”

“Smaller government is the only way to restore your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “The larger government gets, the less individual freedom you have. I think that's really the core thing. Your freedoms have just been eroded year after year with more and more government, laws and regulations and regulatory authorities. )”

“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”

“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”

“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”

“Tesla blows haha”

“Just lucky [@moment_mirthful] @luismbat The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue. Elon Musk )”

“Tesla is hardcore”

“True [@heydave7] Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.”

“Cybertruck in Baja https://t.co/v6pBnoQHPu https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqxoDNrdYZKv?t=1m58s”

“A tweet/post is how I initiated the dozen or so startups that constitute Tesla. Tesla has made very few acquisitions. Our growth is ~90% organic. We didn’t “play to our core strengths”, we created core strengths from nothing. [@WholeMarsBlog] The tweet Ashok responded to that got him hired at Tesla”

“Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery enables consumers to be their own utility”

“Changing Tesla horn sound to 🐐”

“Congrats Tesla Team on over 200,000 car built & delivered in Q2, despite many challenges!!”

“Thanks Tesla suppliers for providing us with critical parts!”

““All your based are belong to us” – Cybertruck”

“🇫🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in France”

“That’s a big factor [@teslaownersSV] "Grok feels more human, because it is tutored by humans on 𝕏." Elon Musk”

“Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is alien technology”

“Cool [@Seanfrank] Internet has been out for 24 hours. A squirrel chewed the fiber line I’m told. Could be 48 hours until it comes back. Went to Best Buy, bought a starlink, and literally 5 minutes later I’m back online. Now, I’ll use this internet to buy a Tesla.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“They have committed serious crimes. [@VigilantFox] NEW: Kevin O’Leary delivers a harsh reality check to Tesla car burners: You’re going to “rot in hell in prison.” “And frankly, as far as I’m concerned, that’s okay,” he said. O’Leary left no room for debate, making it clear that there’s zero justification for the destruction:”

“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDirectorKash] The FBI has been investigating the increase in violent activity toward Tesla, and over the last few days, we have taken additional steps to crack down and coordinate our response. This is domestic terrorism. Those responsible will be pursued, caught, and brought to justice.”

“Congratulations Tesla team on a great year!!”

“#1 in the USA! [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“And open to the public! [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just confirmed it "A Tesla Diner is coming to Starbase!" After a fan asked for a retro-style drive-in near the spaceport, Elon replied: “Ok””

“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”