The tweet archive.

“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”

“Cybertruck can power your house for 3 days from its battery pack [@cybertruck] I can power your home for up to 3 days during an outage Powershare Home Backup is now $510 less https://shop.tesla.com/product/powershare-home-backup”

“This is going to be awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] Cybercab is individualized point-to-point autonomous transport”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “Elon Musk Instead of buying an island or a yacht, he wants to keep putting his chips on the table. He decides he wants to send a rocket to Mars. His friends were like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And Elon says, ‘If we don’t become a spacefaring civilization, human”

“Compared to diesel, Tesla Semi trucks have a lot more acceleration, uphill power and computer-controlled safety features like jackknifing protection, so both more fun and safer to drive”

“A Tesla with no safety monitor in the car and me sitting in the passenger seat took me all around Austin on Sunday with perfect driving”

“Yes! [@teslaownersSV] “Physics should be taught with the majesty and beauty it deserves.” Elon Musk”

“Play your favorite song in a Tesla & turn the volume to 11 You will see. You will feel.”

“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”

“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”

“Better truck than an F-150, faster than a Porsche 911. Order Cybertruck online at https://t.co/hltT8dg2NO https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck/design#battery”

“I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD). [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014535433145790790”

“❤️❤️❤️ [@jack] i love tesla”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“Tesla Powerwall does the seem for individual homes (if you have the backup switch installed) https://t.co/mY2WHe1KE1 http://Tesla.com/Powerwall”

“@teslaownersSV “and he’s building a giant rocket to get back to his home planet!””

“@Teslaconomics Alas she would never date me I’m not cool enough 😢”

“Mammoth spending bills are bankrupting America! ENOUGH [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”

“Yes [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: A lot of companies are honey traps for talented engineers. Tesla and SpaceX aren't honey traps. We're demanding and you'll get a lot of shit done. “I consider one of my core responsibilities running companies to have an environment where great engineers can flourish.”

“New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA HIRING FOR $200M MEGAFACTORY OUTSIDE HOUSTON Tesla is bringing clean energy muscle to Brookshire, Texas, and they’re hiring like crazy. 41 jobs are open now, from welders to engineers, all stamped with one word: “Megafactory.” The site will mirror Tesla’s California”

“Tesla self-driving now recognizes hand signals [@teslaeurope] FSD Supervised responds to hand gestures while squeezing through a tight lane in the Netherlands”

“Thread on how safe Tesla cars are”

“The Big Ugly Bill will INCREASE the deficit to $2.5 trillion! [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “We have a $2 trillion deficit. It keeps growing. Our interest payments are higher than our defense department budget.””

“We’ve come a long way [@JonErlichman] 2008: Tesla gets $40 million lifeline. 2026: $40 million in sales every 3 hours”

“Cybertruck is the best vehicle Tesla has ever made so far [@cybertruck] Tight turns made easy”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDDBongino] FBI investigates attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars amid Musk protests https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-attacks-fbi-investigates-vandalism-swatting”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“@TeslaHype Less than Chuck Norris though”

“Shout out to the awesome Tesla global team. Thanks for working so hard to make Tesla successful!”

“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Teslas are the safest cars on the road, but most people don’t know that”

“Map of the Tesla future world constructed at the @WBPictures studio”

“If you want to try a Tesla for a few days, you can rent one @Hertz”

“Thanks Milan! You’ve built the Optimus team from nothing to the most sophisticated humanoid robot in the world.”

“Great work by @Tesla Nevada! [@teslaenergy] Congratulations Tesla Nevada team on building our 1,000,000th Powerwall Powering American homes, boosting energy independence, and strengthening U.S. manufacturing”

“🎯 [@teslaownersSV] “One thing that scares the system, that scares the machine, is that Donald Trump is not a puppet. He's a real person and he's not beholden to anyone and that's why they are trying to kill him.” Elon Musk )”

“FSD 12.5.1 starts wide release today. Please connect your Tesla to WiFi to receive the update.”

“If you’re curious about Tesla, SpaceX & my general goings on, @WalterIsaacson is writing a biography”

“Congratulations Tesla & SpaceX on great 2019! You rock!! Looking forward to epic 2020 ♥️🚀🛰🚘☀️”

“@stevenmackeyman The reason I’m in America along with so many critical people who built SpaceX, Tesla and hundreds of other companies that made America strong is because of H1B. Take a big step back and FUCK YOURSELF in the face. I will go to war on this issue the likes of which you cannot…”

“Welcome to the most interesting place on the Internet [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 140 countries.”

“Super easy to turn on self-driving in a @Tesla! [@Tesla] This is how easy it is to enable FSD Supervised”

“Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.”

“Tesla Robotaxis were unaffected by the SF power outage [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SAN FRAN BLACKOUT – WAYMO FROZE, TESLA DROVE Waymo’s robotaxis got a little too real last night - by completely shutting down when San Francisco’s power outage knocked out traffic lights. Meanwhile, Teslas on FSD? Kept rolling. No drama, no headlines - just handling chaos… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002699317409186219”

“😂 [@TeslaKing420] Elon Ross and Crew 🎨”

“Thanks Robert! [@Scobleizer] I was blessed with the first ride (and first sales pitch) with Elon Musk @ElonMusk in the first Tesla. Which showed me that he, alone, was driving Tesla forward from the very beginning. Of course I voted for the proposals that shareholders are presented with and I recommend you”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “My plan is to use the money to get humanity to Mars and preserve the light of consciousness.” Elon Musk”

“Indeed, it was *because* I was not from the aerospace industry that SpaceX made such radical breakthroughs. Same for Tesla. Those in the industry would have if they could have. [@ray4tesla] In this 2015 interview, the host — a Tsinghua University professor — expressed genuine curiosity about how Elon Musk was able to found SpaceX without prior experience and knowledge in aerospace, especially given that rocket science is one of the most demanding hard sciences — and”

“Lots of Tesla cars to deliver before year end! Your support in taking delivery is much appreciated. Thanks also to the Tesla team working hard during the holidays!”

“@teslaownersSV Got to break a few eggs to make an omelette … 🍳”