The tweet archive.

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”

“🥧 [@Teslaconomics] Happy 24th Birthday @SpaceX! 🚀 Exactly 24 years ago today - March 14, 2002 - Elon founded SpaceX. It only makes sense to now IPO the world’s most innovative company so any human can own a piece of this multiplanetary future! Ad Astra!”

“Kapow! 💫 [@Tesla] World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner”

“Tesla has ramped up security and activated Sentry Mode on all vehicles at stores [@SawyerMerritt] I think I speak for all Tesla owners and investors when I say that, at this point, Tesla should have 24-hour physical security guards at all its showrooms and service centers in the U.S. and Canada until things calm down. We fully support Tesla allocating funds for this.”

“Btw, your Tesla can protect you from a bioweapon attack”

“Cybertrucks are on their way to Tesla stores in North America! https://t.co/deuRQr72DI https://www.teslaoracle.com/2023/11/22/tesla-silences-critics-with-cybertrucks-immactulate-build-quality-and-perfect-panel-gaps-delivers-it-to-more-showrooms-before-black-friday/”

“This is concerning. Tesla will reach out to these banks/brokers. Shareholders have the right to vote their shares!”

“Tesla & SpaceX personnel are driving around areas in greater LA/Malibu that are in tough shape with free WiFi, drinks & snacks”

“Cybertruck review”

“This will be big [@Teslaconomics] I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to When he rebranded Twitter http://x.com”

“An immediate increase in the birth rate is needed [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“Tesla quarterly update”

“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”

“Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.”

“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”

“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”

“Diamond black [@Tesla] 💎 Black”

“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”

“Congratulations Tesla team on making our 1,000,000th car!! https://t.co/5M99a9LLQi”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Government spending will look like this with Elon Musk and @doge )”

“The Tesla Powerwall is an uninterrupted power supply for your house. Your computer won’t even reboot if there’s a blackout! You’ll have to look out the window at the dark houses around you even to know it happened. [@teslaenergy] Powerwall just works”

“Congrats Tesla California factory team on all-time record production! https://t.co/1aF53hgWgM”

“This is so cool 😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌 https://t.co/dnh1F2Wuig”

“Thanks Jack ❤️ [@jack] cybertruck is the best robot out there”

“🦾😂 [@cybertruck] Living in everyone’s head rent-free”

“The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!”

“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”

“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”

“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”

“Tesla engineering redesigned lithium refining from physics first principles [@tesla_na] Our Lithium Refinery is designed to have a much lower carbon footprint than traditional hard rock refineries – Acid-free refining helps produce a safe coproduct – Water is recycled throughout production, with every drop treated & cleaned on site – Designed to close the loop for”

“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”

“🚀🚀 [@MargoMartin47] President @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk hop in a Tesla!”

“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”

“Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Supercharger Network, North America”

“Been driving latest Cybertruck prototype around Giga Texas. It’s awesome!”

“Now, it is official! [@teslaownersSV] And Elon Musk did Starbase is officially a city.”

“Glad you’re ok! ❤️ [@rishivohra] 🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with”

“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”

“I worked most of the weekend too. Still do. Only left the Tesla engineering lab in Palo Alto a few hours ago. [@Dogetothemoon] Back in the day, @ElonMusk spent three days at SpaceX and two days at Tesla, and weekends at home with his five sons and his wife. I don't think he had time to hang out with Epstein on the island.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”

“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”

“Tesla diner just opened in LA [@Tesla] Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world”

“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”

“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy”

“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”

“Tim Walz is guilty of hiding vast fraud [@iliketeslas] Tim Walz was one of the loudest anti Elon voice when Elon was at DOGE. Now we understand exactly why”

“Cybertruck is awesome [@cybertruck] Boardslide the whip”