“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Congratulations Tesla team on making our 1,000,000th car!! https://t.co/5M99a9LLQi”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Government spending will look like this with Elon Musk and @doge )”
“The Tesla Powerwall is an uninterrupted power supply for your house. Your computer won’t even reboot if there’s a blackout! You’ll have to look out the window at the dark houses around you even to know it happened. [@teslaenergy] Powerwall just works”
“Congrats Tesla California factory team on all-time record production! https://t.co/1aF53hgWgM”
“This is so cool 😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌 https://t.co/dnh1F2Wuig”
“Thanks Jack ❤️ [@jack] cybertruck is the best robot out there”
“🦾😂 [@cybertruck] Living in everyone’s head rent-free”
“The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!”
“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”
“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”
“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”
“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”
“Tesla engineering redesigned lithium refining from physics first principles [@tesla_na] Our Lithium Refinery is designed to have a much lower carbon footprint than traditional hard rock refineries – Acid-free refining helps produce a safe coproduct – Water is recycled throughout production, with every drop treated & cleaned on site – Designed to close the loop for”
“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”
“🚀🚀 [@MargoMartin47] President @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk hop in a Tesla!”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Supercharger Network, North America”
“Been driving latest Cybertruck prototype around Giga Texas. It’s awesome!”
“Now, it is official! [@teslaownersSV] And Elon Musk did Starbase is officially a city.”
“Glad you’re ok! ❤️ [@rishivohra] 🚨 My Tesla literally saved my life yesterday. What started as a normal drive turned terrifying fast. I unintentionally fasted for 17 hours, took some medicine, and had a severe allergic reaction. My body shut down—I passed out while driving on the freeway, mid-conversation with”
“Cool 😎 [@joeroganhq] Joe Rogan Takes Delivery Of His New Unplugged Performance Tesla S-APEX https://news.dupontregistry.com/tesla/joe-rogan-takes-delivery-of-his-brand-new-up-tesla-s-apex/”
“I worked most of the weekend too. Still do. Only left the Tesla engineering lab in Palo Alto a few hours ago. [@Dogetothemoon] Back in the day, @ElonMusk spent three days at SpaceX and two days at Tesla, and weekends at home with his five sons and his wife. I don't think he had time to hang out with Epstein on the island.”
“How to vote your Tesla shares”
“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”
“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”
“Tesla diner just opened in LA [@Tesla] Tesla Diner is retro-futuristic diner & drive-in charging experience all wrapped into one 80 V4 Supercharger stalls are open to all NACS-compatible EVs, making it the largest urban Supercharger in the world”
“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”
“Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy”
“Test drive a Tesla and see for yourself!”
“Tim Walz is guilty of hiding vast fraud [@iliketeslas] Tim Walz was one of the loudest anti Elon voice when Elon was at DOGE. Now we understand exactly why”
“Cybertruck is awesome [@cybertruck] Boardslide the whip”
“Cool. Needs to be quite a bit thicker to stop 5.56mm supersonic rounds, but this is a start. [@teslaownersSV] Pretty wild, you now fully 📐🚫 🔫 bulletproof your Cybertruck, and ride around in next-level style with @MirroredCyber )”
“What are the statistics on trans violence? The probability of a trans person being violent appears to be vastly higher than non-trans. Hormone injections cause extreme emotional volatility. That is simply a fact. [@DefiyantlyFree] Of course 3 out of 4 of the people who have been arrested for vandalizing Teslas are transgender or nonbinary. 🙄”
“It is the first planet-colonizer class rocket [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Thanks to the hard work of the Tesla Giga Berlin team and support from the community, the factory is back online!”
“This is how we create Tesla products https://t.co/DsmisqDGSp”
“Interesting [@nataliegwinters] 🚨 The wife of former U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves, who led the prosecution of 1,500+ Jan6ers, is on the Board of Indivisible . This Soros-backed group is the leading organizer of anti-Trump protests and violent Tesla acts. Deleted webpages reveal this connection ⬇️⬇️⬇️”
“🤣🤣 [@Tesla] Weird, we were told this would never work”
“Interesting. Who is funding them? [@jacktronprime] Hi @elonmusk, Yesterday I had an informant infiltrate one of the protests at Tesla dealerships and they told her a few things: 1. These protests are only happening in contested congressional districts 2. They’re being funded by 501c4 charities being given dark money from…”
“Tesla merch can be bought with Doge, soon SpaceX merch too”
“Progress! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 app for over 140 countries. )”
“Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world [@Tesla] Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car”
“Yes [@Tesla] Robotaxi will greatly increase safety for vulnerable road users, such as pedestrians & cyclists”
“The largest Lithium refinery in America is now operational [@Tesla] Tesla Lithium Refinery”
“All Teslas come with a free karaoke app https://t.co/mZa3WmhyPL”
“Tesla self-driving is amazing! [@Tesla] You can get a glimpse of that today: although FSD Supervised currently does require your supervision, you will still notice that your commute or long drives are suddenly so much less taxing. No constant micro-adjustments in rush hour traffic. No frustration. Car does it all for”
“❤️ [@Clifford98506] FSD saves lives. It happened to me tonight. Going through New Mexico from the Tesla Shareholders' meeting, the head-on collision (75 mph) with oncoming traffic was averted. Just a broken mirror, busted window, and a bit of a shaken mind. Thank you Elon, thank you Tesla, thank”
“😂 [@JeebsTX] @teslaownersSV Superman! 😎”
