The tweet archive.

“Tesla audio engineering”

“Glad Tesla FSD was there to help and that you’re feeling well!”

“Tesla has now created over 30,000 manufacturing jobs in California!”

“Standard Tesla policy is to make Supercharging free during tough times [@TeslaCharging] All Superchargers in Mississippi and Tennessee are online. Free Supercharging enabled to help those affected in areas with persistent power outages: Grenada, MS Tupelo, MS Corinth, MS Southhaven, MS… https://www.tesla.com/findus?bounds=33.90539542123288%2C-89.55293014062498%2C33.66913561090884%2C-90.14619185937498&search=Grenada%2C%20MS%2038901&location=grenadasupercharger&functionType=supercharger”

“This is just the V2 Optimus hand. The V3 hand is another level beyond this. Exquisite engineering. [@mayemusk] Elon told me a few times that the hand is the most difficult part of the robot. 🖐️👏👏”

“Optimus will perform ballet perfectly https://t.co/q2ch8p0xH4”

“Universal high income [@Tesla] Our mission is to build a world of amazing abundance”

“Smaller government is the only way to restore your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “The larger government gets, the less individual freedom you have. I think that's really the core thing. Your freedoms have just been eroded year after year with more and more government, laws and regulations and regulatory authorities. )”

“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”

“Partial list of hospitals to which Tesla sent ventilators https://t.co/sfI6yuUbrM”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“True [@Tesla] While you sleep, your Tesla downloads a free software update that makes it better at supervised self driving”

“Tesla automatically shifts from forward to reverse [@Tesla] POV your car automatically shifts between Drive & Reverse during 3-point turns or when leaving a parking spot”

“And it continues [@teslaownersSV] The rate of improvement on the robot is absolutely insane”

“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”

“All design & engineering of the original @Tesla Roadster is now fully open source. Whatever we have, you now have. https://t.co/5d10soAYr8 https://service.tesla.com/roadster”

“Correct. My Tesla and SpaceX shares, which are almost all my “wealth”, only go up in value as a function of how much useful product those companies produce and service. This means my “wealth” can only increase due to producing more products and services for the public.… https://t.co/uerL0kbYV6 https://x.com/i/web/status/2006014310607167607 [@toly] 🧠🪱 Elons stocks aren’t wealth. If the number of Tesla shares doubled the world isn’t any richer. If the number of Tesla cars doubled, it’s measurably richer. For him to get to $1t in capital, he has to organize labor to set the means of production in motion to produce… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005960967042027656”

“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”

“Wild to think that Tesla’s mass flux is ~4 million tons of complex manufactured goods”

“Why, thank you, sir! https://t.co/tealJWLSdP https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-04-18/elon-musk-in-defense-of-the-tesla-ceo-s-managerial-excellence”

“Tesla blows haha”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue. Elon Musk )”

“It is [@TSLA_inside_] Finally. After 18 months of patience, FSD is officially approved and live in the Netherlands. I’ve been driving with it for 2 days now. And the experience is on another level. It feels like the future unfolding in real time. The precision. The intelligence. The”

“Tesla is hardcore”

“Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy https://x.com/nowthisnews/status/986646841503596544”

“Cybertruck in Baja https://t.co/v6pBnoQHPu https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqxoDNrdYZKv?t=1m58s”

“A tweet/post is how I initiated the dozen or so startups that constitute Tesla. Tesla has made very few acquisitions. Our growth is ~90% organic. We didn’t “play to our core strengths”, we created core strengths from nothing. [@WholeMarsBlog] The tweet Ashok responded to that got him hired at Tesla”

“Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery enables consumers to be their own utility”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“Tesla with Autopilot engaged now approaching 10 times lower chance of accident than average vehicle”

“Changing Tesla horn sound to 🐐”

“Congrats Tesla Team on over 200,000 car built & delivered in Q2, despite many challenges!!”

“Thanks Tesla suppliers for providing us with critical parts!”

““All your based are belong to us” – Cybertruck”

“Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!”

“🇫🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in France”

“Test drive a Cybertruck It will blow your mind [@cybertruck] Cybertruck is alien technology”

“Cool [@Seanfrank] Internet has been out for 24 hours. A squirrel chewed the fiber line I’m told. Could be 48 hours until it comes back. Went to Best Buy, bought a starlink, and literally 5 minutes later I’m back online. Now, I’ll use this internet to buy a Tesla.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDirectorKash] The FBI has been investigating the increase in violent activity toward Tesla, and over the last few days, we have taken additional steps to crack down and coordinate our response. This is domestic terrorism. Those responsible will be pursued, caught, and brought to justice.”

“Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all [@MarioNawfal] ELON: OPTIMUS WILL ULTIMATELY BE BETTER THAN THE BEST HUMAN SURGEON “People often talk about eliminating poverty, about giving everyone amazing medical care. Well, there's actually only one way to do that, and that's with the Optimus robot. With humanoid robots, you can”

“Congratulations Tesla team on a great year!!”

“#1 in the USA! [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time”

“And open to the public! [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just confirmed it "A Tesla Diner is coming to Starbase!" After a fan asked for a retro-style drive-in near the spaceport, Elon replied: “Ok””

“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”

“Optimus V3 is something special [@cb_doge] Tesla Optimus’ progress over time.”

“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”

“Cool 😎 [@Rob_2628] Picked up my new Tesla from GigaBerlin. Great range & super smooth on Deutsche Autobahn! Gute Arbeit @Tesla”