“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000. That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.”
“Only for the next 10 days [@wmorrill3] All Wheel Drive Cybertruck now starting at $59,990!”
“🫡 [@teslaownersSV] Thank you Elon Musk for an exciting future”
“We are coming for those who organized the violence & death threats against Tesla. Remember this statement. [@SawyerMerritt] Elon Musk today on his Tesla pay package, the violence against Tesla, etc.”
“Congratulations @Tesla team on a great year! https://t.co/5k7uepV6d9”
“Despite Tesla doing more for the environment than any company ever! https://t.co/ImxrhnRepj”
“Congratulations to Giga Shanghai & Tesla China SDS teams for their excellent work overcoming many obstacles over many years!! https://t.co/Q1QKajKR1l”
“Cool [@natfriedman] Just bought my fifth sequential Tesla. I keep trying other cars with an open mind but Tesla is just better.)”
“The worst bad guys are the ones who are financing the Tesla terror campaign https://t.co/nHyn73wuuz”
“Scam Altman [@teslaownersSV] Sam Altman on May 16, 2023: "I have no equity in OpenAI." "I'm doing this because I love it." )”
“It’s true [@teslaownersSV] “The more I’ve gotten to know President Trump, the more I like the guy. Frankly, I love him.” Elon Musk )”
“Cybertruck prototype in New York this weekend”
“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”
“😂 [@niccruzpatane] Jim Cramer in 2010: “I’m not sure Tesla has a business plan that’s going to work, it’s not a smart investment” Inverse Cramer is so real”
“Tesla has ramped up security and activated Sentry Mode on all vehicles at stores [@SawyerMerritt] I think I speak for all Tesla owners and investors when I say that, at this point, Tesla should have 24-hour physical security guards at all its showrooms and service centers in the U.S. and Canada until things calm down. We fully support Tesla allocating funds for this.”
“Btw, your Tesla can protect you from a bioweapon attack”
“Cybertrucks are on their way to Tesla stores in North America! https://t.co/deuRQr72DI https://www.teslaoracle.com/2023/11/22/tesla-silences-critics-with-cybertrucks-immactulate-build-quality-and-perfect-panel-gaps-delivers-it-to-more-showrooms-before-black-friday/”
“This is concerning. Tesla will reach out to these banks/brokers. Shareholders have the right to vote their shares!”
“Tesla & SpaceX personnel are driving around areas in greater LA/Malibu that are in tough shape with free WiFi, drinks & snacks”
“Demonstrate Tesla self-driving to a friend tomorrow. It feels like magic.”
“Cybertruck review”
“This will be big [@Teslaconomics] I don’t think people truly understand what’s about to happen with 𝕏 Money. This is Elon going back to his roots - back to When he rebranded Twitter http://x.com”
“Tesla quarterly update”
“Nikola Tesla animated by Grok Imagine https://t.co/NV4oQTlUFV”
“Tesla is to protect life on Earth, SpaceX to extend life beyond.”
“Tesla Semi [@tesla_semi] Hammer down”
“Thanks to all Tesla vote supporters!”
“Interesting [@teslaownersSV] Grok has replaced Google for me.)”
“Diamond black [@Tesla] 💎 Black”
“Tesla Diner food is great [@tesla_na] Bite me”
“Congratulations Tesla team on making our 1,000,000th car!! https://t.co/5M99a9LLQi”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Government spending will look like this with Elon Musk and @doge )”
“The Tesla Powerwall is an uninterrupted power supply for your house. Your computer won’t even reboot if there’s a blackout! You’ll have to look out the window at the dark houses around you even to know it happened. [@teslaenergy] Powerwall just works”
“Congrats Tesla California factory team on all-time record production! https://t.co/1aF53hgWgM”
“This is so cool 😎 Make your espresso on the road while your Tesla drives itself 🤌 https://t.co/dnh1F2Wuig”
“Model 3 is quicker than a Porsche 911”
“Thanks Jack ❤️ [@jack] cybertruck is the best robot out there”
“🦾😂 [@cybertruck] Living in everyone’s head rent-free”
“🤷♂️ [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: “I remember, for three years straight, it would just be headlines trashing Tesla. Over and over and over again. And our sales went up.””
“Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless [@Tesla] If your commute sucks, try FSD Supervised”
“You really will. It’s awesome. [@Tesla] Try it, you’ll like it”
“Turns out @FT can’t do finance [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Financial Times has issued an apology after suggesting that @Tesla had shady accounting with $1.4 billion "missing." In reality, the Financial Times just didn't understand the accounting, and an expert reached out to them to explain it to them. FT: "One unavoidable”
“But here’s the rub, Tesla never has to bribe Kia drivers to buy a Tesla …”
“Tesla annual meeting in 25 mins!”
“Exactly [@cybertruck] Why buy a truck that cannot drive itself”
“🚀🚀 [@MargoMartin47] President @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk hop in a Tesla!”
“Tesla Model Y is #1 in China [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 🇨🇳 TESLA MODEL Y BECOMES BEST-SELLER IN CHINA FOR MARCH 2025 Tesla's new Model Y is dominating China’s vehicle market. With 43,370 units sold in March, the revamped all-electric crossover topped the charts as the best-selling BEV in the country. Elon: “We actually”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Supercharger Network, North America”
