“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDDBongino] FBI investigates attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars amid Musk protests https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-attacks-fbi-investigates-vandalism-swatting”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”
“@TeslaHype Less than Chuck Norris though”
“Shout out to the awesome Tesla global team. Thanks for working so hard to make Tesla successful!”
“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Teslas are the safest cars on the road, but most people don’t know that”
“If you want to try a Tesla for a few days, you can rent one @Hertz”
“The Plaid Speed Model S Tesla does 0 to 60 mph in 2 seconds. Crushes any million dollar sports car, despite being a 4 door sedan.”
“Congrats Tesla Plaid racing team!”
“Thanks Milan! You’ve built the Optimus team from nothing to the most sophisticated humanoid robot in the world.”
“Great work by @Tesla Nevada! [@teslaenergy] Congratulations Tesla Nevada team on building our 1,000,000th Powerwall Powering American homes, boosting energy independence, and strengthening U.S. manufacturing”
“😂 [@venturetwins] Incredible things happening with Grok voice mode in Teslas I love when it starts mocking him at the end 😂”
“Model 3 Performance is epic https://t.co/kyYRWFAF4X”
“🎯 [@teslaownersSV] “One thing that scares the system, that scares the machine, is that Donald Trump is not a puppet. He's a real person and he's not beholden to anyone and that's why they are trying to kill him.” Elon Musk )”
“FSD 12.5.1 starts wide release today. Please connect your Tesla to WiFi to receive the update.”
“If you’re curious about Tesla, SpaceX & my general goings on, @WalterIsaacson is writing a biography”
“Congratulations Tesla & SpaceX on great 2019! You rock!! Looking forward to epic 2020 ♥️🚀🛰🚘☀️”
“Tesla AI Day #2 on Aug 19. So many cool updates!”
“Welcome to the most interesting place on the Internet [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in 140 countries.”
“Model S goes to Plaid speed this week”
“You can now have a self-driving Tesla take you to SJC airport! [@Tesla_AI] Our Bay Area ride-hailing service now goes to SJC airport ✈️”
“Super easy to turn on self-driving in a @Tesla! [@Tesla] This is how easy it is to enable FSD Supervised”
“Super fired up for future product development with our awesome Tesla team! Such an honor to work with them.”
“Tesla Robotaxis were unaffected by the SF power outage [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SAN FRAN BLACKOUT – WAYMO FROZE, TESLA DROVE Waymo’s robotaxis got a little too real last night - by completely shutting down when San Francisco’s power outage knocked out traffic lights. Meanwhile, Teslas on FSD? Kept rolling. No drama, no headlines - just handling chaos… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002699317409186219”
“😂 [@TeslaKing420] Elon Ross and Crew 🎨”
“@teslaownersSV Got to break a few eggs to make an omelette … 🍳”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Don’t Google it. Grok it. )”
“Cool [@DavidMoss] I am proud to announce that I have successfully completed the world’s first USA coast to coast fully autonomous drive! I left the Tesla Diner in Los Angeles 2 days & 20 hours ago, and now have ended in Myrtle Beach, SC (2,732.4 miles) This was accomplished with Tesla FSD V14.2… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006255297212358686”
“I have so much respect for the associates doing an honest day’s work at Tesla or SpaceX building & servicing cars, rockets, Starlinks, batteries, solar & many other things”
“❤️ [@CARN0N] A Tesla owner left me this comment. Tesla is brining mobility back to the elderly!”
“Cybertruck is our last product unveil for a while, but there will be some (mostly) unexpected technology announcements next year”
“@cb_doge @Twitter @mayemusk @Tesla @SpaceX Top change requests and features?”
“Has to be done [@DataRepublican] 🚨 Let’s break this down. 🚨 🔷 @elonmusk has openly said he fears for his life. 🔷 Tesla owners are getting firebombed. 🔷 DOGE employees are receiving death threats. 🔷 Large X influencers are getting SWATted—with setups designed to make police shoot them. 🔷 @MikeBenzCyber”
“You can now ride-hail a Tesla in the SF Bay Area, in addition to Austin [@Tesla_AI] Invites to our Bay Area ride-hailing service are going out now”
“7000 cars, 7 days ♥️ Tesla Team ♥️”
“🇧🇷 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Brazil. 🇧🇷 Leading in both Free and Top Grossing categories. App Store charts don’t lie. 🥇 X is taking over — globally.”
“True [@cb_doge] I’ve seen Elon’s work ethic up close for years, so I can say this honestly. Almost every time I have met Elon, he has been working and grinding hard. The first time I met him was in San Francisco around 11pm. He had already spent the entire day working at Tesla and then went… https://x.com/i/web/status/2017860320560046355”
“🤖 🚘 [@chamath] Can confirm FSD is awesome. For the past two months, in our own car, we now just get in, put in the destination and turn on FSD. It’s changed my mood when I drive. More relaxed, less feeling I’m distracted.”
“New Tesla feature coming that enables your car to play snake jazz or Polynesian elevator music through its outside speakers wherever you go”
“Megapack upgrades [@Tesla] Megablock”
“Try Tesla FSD (self-driving)! [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000. That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”
“Attorney General Bondi Statement on Violent Attacks Against Tesla Property https://t.co/4KWTnice1V https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-bondi-statement-violent-attacks-against-tesla-property”
“😂 [@Tesla] POV you just bought a car that can't drive itself”
“@westcoastbill I was at a lunch with Munger in 2009 where he told the whole table all the ways Tesla would fail. Made me quite sad, but I told him I agreed with all those reasons & that we would probably die, but it was worth trying anyway.”
“If you want the Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta downloaded to your car, let us know. Doubling beta program size now with 8.2 & probably 10X size with 8.3. Still be careful, but it’s getting mature.”
“Correct [@alojoh] In March 2016, Elon unveiled the Tesla Model 3, promising an affordable electric vehicle starting at $35,000. @Tesla When adjusted for inflation, that original target equates to approximately $47,617 in today's dollars. Yet, Tesla has significantly overdelivered on this”
“Tesla AI Day pushed to Sept 30, as we may have an Optimus prototype working by then”
“Interview with Tesla Owners SV [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING LIVE INTERVIEW: @elonmusk for "The Future, Engineered" at @theXTakeover 2025! Mind-blowing insights on AI, SpaceX, Tesla & beyond from the ultimate visionary! Don’t miss it—watch on @teslaownersSV from San Mateo! @corporatestrea1 #XTakeover2025 https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1djxXVPNgdBGZ”
“Model S Plaid is sickkkk!!!!”
“Just saw this in a conference room at Tesla Global Engineering HQ in Palo Alto https://t.co/yaSvLADIlv”
