The tweet archive.

“This year [@Tesla] One day it’ll drive itself right to your house”

“Tesla back at #1 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Tesla Model Y was Europe’s bestselling car in September, returning to the No. 1 slot for the first time in nine months. https://www.autonews.com/tesla/ane-europe-top-50-september-2025-9-months-1021/”

“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”

“Please let us know if you have any questions about voting your Tesla shares!”

“Turns out that we can get radical leftists to burn down any government department if we just put a Tesla logo on it! This will be so easy. They’ll never figure it out. [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”

“Tesla Annual meeting starting now https://t.co/j1KHf3k6ch https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1LyGBXwkNlYxN”

“Speed [@Tesla_Optimus] 2.5 years”

“Cybertruck option package”

“First Cybertruck deliveries in 2 hours!”

“An amazing sports SUV [@Tesla] Model Y Performance from sketch to reality”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Join Tesla for real-world AGI or xAI for digital-world AGI [@aelluswamy] We are actively hiring talented people to work on this extremely high impact project. Join @Tesla_AI or @xai to help accelerate this.”

“Now number 1 in every EU country! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 just became the #1 source for news in every single EU country — Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal,… https://x.com/i/web/status/1997711738041741697”

“Tesla Semi delivering Tesla cars https://t.co/ttEpcW5d8G”

“You can summon your Tesla from your phone. Only short distances today, but in a few years summon will work from across the continent.”

“Doing my best to make this happen [@teslaownersSV] "There is only basically one way to make everyone wealthy, and that is AI and robotics." — Elon Musk”

“Starbase started with one shovel [@teslaownersSV] How it started vs how it’s going”

“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team”

“Walked whole Cybertruck production line at Giga Texas for several hours earlier today – gonna be awesome!”

“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”

“Yeah, that was messed up [@teslaownersSV] ROGAN: “With Elon Musk, you’re seeing people justifying violence and extreme vandalism. You’re seeing people cheering on and it’s very strange. On the Daily Show, they were talking about people vandalizing Teslas and the audience clapped””

“Tesla AI Day August 19th”

“Please reply in comments if you’re having difficulty voting your Tesla shares”

“Tesla audio engineering”

“😂 [@mikepat711] Elon in the earnings call conference room: *shitposting on X* “Elon would like to make some opening remarks” *Looks up from phone, grabs mic* “So yeah we solved FSD, gonna roll it out in June. Optimus on deck, Cybercab coming, new Model Y teed up at every factory. Basically…)”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta is now available to anyone in North America who requests it from the car screen, assuming you have bought this option. Congrats to Tesla Autopilot/AI team on achieving a major milestone!”

“Glad Tesla FSD was there to help and that you’re feeling well!”

“Tesla has now created over 30,000 manufacturing jobs in California!”

“Standard Tesla policy is to make Supercharging free during tough times [@TeslaCharging] All Superchargers in Mississippi and Tennessee are online. Free Supercharging enabled to help those affected in areas with persistent power outages: Grenada, MS Tupelo, MS Corinth, MS Southhaven, MS… https://www.tesla.com/findus?bounds=33.90539542123288%2C-89.55293014062498%2C33.66913561090884%2C-90.14619185937498&search=Grenada%2C%20MS%2038901&location=grenadasupercharger&functionType=supercharger”

“Optimus will perform ballet perfectly https://t.co/q2ch8p0xH4”

“Tesla Model Y receives highest possible safety rating”

“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology [@teslaownersSV] "Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world." Elon Musk”

“First Production Model 3 https://t.co/TCa2NSUNI3”

“Smaller government is the only way to restore your freedom [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “The larger government gets, the less individual freedom you have. I think that's really the core thing. Your freedoms have just been eroded year after year with more and more government, laws and regulations and regulatory authorities. )”

“Son, this tactic is called “kiting the boss” [@teslaownersSV] Do you think about the Roman Empire ?”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“Tesla automatically shifts from forward to reverse [@Tesla] POV your car automatically shifts between Drive & Reverse during 3-point turns or when leaving a parking spot”

“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”

“Tesla Moth Mode (better late than never) https://t.co/Rcu87A8NkO”

“Gork is funny 😂 @gork [@TSLAshareholder] Lmfao gork is so good”

“Tesla blows haha”

“Just lucky [@moment_mirthful] @luismbat The media said Tesla would fail. → Today, it’s worth $1.4 trillion. The media said SpaceX would fail. → Today, it dominates the space industry. The media said 𝕏 would fail. → Today, it’s the #1 source for news. They never stop lying, and they’re always wrong.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue. Elon Musk )”

“Tesla is hardcore”

“True [@heydave7] Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.”

“Tesla batteries are currently live & delivering power at 662 locations in Puerto Rico. Team is working 24/7 to activate several hundred more. https://t.co/OMu8qKJvLy https://x.com/nowthisnews/status/986646841503596544”

“Cybertruck in Baja https://t.co/v6pBnoQHPu https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqxoDNrdYZKv?t=1m58s”

“A tweet/post is how I initiated the dozen or so startups that constitute Tesla. Tesla has made very few acquisitions. Our growth is ~90% organic. We didn’t “play to our core strengths”, we created core strengths from nothing. [@WholeMarsBlog] The tweet Ashok responded to that got him hired at Tesla”

“Tesla Solar + Powerwall battery enables consumers to be their own utility”

“Changing Tesla horn sound to 🐐”