“@TeslaOwnersEBay @TeslaGong @inspiration4x Definitely upgraded toilets :) We had some challenges with it this flight.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@AstroJordy I’m staying at a friend’s place in Florida that is 85% powered by Tesla Solar Roof + Powerwall. When grid power goes down, air-conditioning automatically turns off in some of the house. Computers & lights don’t even flicker. Owner says he doesn’t notice.”
“@teslaownersSV @Erdayastronaut Yeah, although early production cars will need camera upgrades, as well as FSD computer (all included in the price)”
“RT @teslaownersSV: BREAKING: @Tesla is #1 for Least Expensive Car Brand over 10 years of Maintenance Source: Consumer Reports https://t.co…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: BREAKING: Elon Musk’s 2018 CEO pay package from Tesla, worth some $56 billion when it vested, must be restored, the Dela…”
“@MuskBreaking Thanks George ❤️ We redirected everyone who wasn’t building cars to delivering cars – legal, finance, HR, designers, everyone. I personally delivered many cars. Tesla was out of cash, so it was a case of deliver or die. The team delivered.”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Morgan Stanley $TSLA analyst Adam Jonas says he just bought a brand new 2026 Tesla Model Y over the weekend to replace h…”
“@teslaownersSV @cb_doge Oh man, this is a long story. I’ve had 5 neck/back operations. The third one, a C5-C6 fusion, actually worked in improving the pain from excruciating to livable. However, the nerve exiting the right facet is inflamed and the orifice through which it exits needed to be…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Looks like a good source of nearly unlimited energy 👌🏼 Boggles my mind how we still don’t have solar panels on every ro…”
“RT @MarioNawfal: A 93 year old lady filmed her Tesla FSD taking her to church and her joy is the most wholesome content on the internet. H…”
“@zerohedge Well, at least SpaceX/Starlink and Tesla have significantly increased US production over that timeframe”
“@padgeuk Absolutely. We will release FSD subscription early next year.”
“@EliBurton_ @SpaceX @zubinanary @MyTeslaAdventur Truth is stranger than fiction”
“Engineers interested in working on autonomous driving, pls email autopilot@teslamotors.com. Team will report directly to me.”
“@thetaylorcav @Tesla We’re working on it. Agreed, Minecraft is high priority. Roblox too.”
“@TeslaratiTeam @Teslarati We had to increase some wire thicknesses in S/X to reduce resistive heating. Technically, won’t be quite 1000 mph charging, as X especially is much bigger than 3.”
“@teslaownersSV Tesla Model S Plaid will do 0 to 60mph (~100km/h) in 2 seconds”
“@Teslarati This isn’t quite correct. An orbital rocket needs precision that’s 3X to 4X better than a water tower, so super precise parts, fixtures & welding are needed. Suborbital is much more forgiving.”
“@flcnhvy @loadiabe86 @skabooshka @GroggyTBear @BarkMSmeagol @FitzsimmonsK @DWildemuth @handytsla @TeslaBull @VW Never seen anything like it. Tesla is just trying to make electric cars & solar power for a better future for all. True, we might not succeed, but why do they want us to fail?”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk “Tesla owners will be able to add their cars to the robotaxi fleet very easily.” https://t.co/1Tz46eFDJa”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "I'm excited to announce that we anticipate savings in FY26 from reduction of waste and fraud by $150 billion. Some of i…”
“RT @niccruzpatane: Cathie Wood says if she could only pick one stock to invest in, she would choose $TSLA. “It is a convergence of our th…”
“@LWRGI Major increases in the Supercharger and Tesla urban charger network happening over the next several months”
“RT @chamath: I’ve had every car imaginable: Range Rover Mercedes Bentley Toyota Ferrari Volkswagen Honda And my Model Y is the absolute b…”
“@harrison_astro We can do that partially, but detailed rocket technology is considered advanced weaponry (same tech as nuclear missiles), so there are more limitations than at Tesla”
“Tesla wired the funds to repay the DOE loan today. Only US car company to have fully repaid govt http://t.co/jxHW9YkvPz http://www.teslamotors.com/about/press/releases/tesla-repays-department-energy-loan-nine-years-early”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @PPathole @ScottAdamsSays @johniadarola @SenWarren It’s complicated, but hopefully out next quarter, along with Witcher. Lot of internal debate as to whether we should be putting effort towards generalized gaming emulation vs making individual games work well.”
“RT @the_jefferymead: Outside the new Tesla Diner in LA, unhinged protestors are waving around inflatables of Elon Musk doing Nazi salutes.…”
“RT @cb_doge: "Tesla's valuation could hit $25 trillion to $30 trillion if we execute well." 一 Elon Musk https://t.co/cNY3JFbkJF”
“@ElonardoM @WholeMarsBlog @FrenchieEAP @kimpaquette @28delayslater @AIDRIVR @Gfilche @HyperChangeTV @teslaownersSV @RationalEtienne 🤣🤣”
“Just got word that the cumulative miles of the worldwide Tesla fleet passed half a billion!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “The woke mind virus is communism rebranded” Elon Musk https://t.co/QSiLuyboCG”
“Model X numbers should also improve by 0.1 sec on 0 to 60 and 1/4 mile”
“@Teslaconomics Nobody lives forever”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "It was love at first sight for me & computers tbh" Elon Musk https://t.co/xZWitLNhiR”
“@WholeMarsBlog Build 8.3 of FSD should be done QA testing by end of next week, so that’s roughly when download button should show up”
“@chazman 😂 It must look pretty weird when a whole fleet of the Teslas keep going through the same intersection over and over”
“RT @Tesla: FSD Supervised can recognize, react to & avoid potential collisions much faster than humans could”
“@tesla_truth Yeah, they were a little off the mark https://t.co/yqZhvkbdrt https://www.inc.com/fiscal-times/tesla-breaks-consumer-reports-rating-scale.html”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Raptor 3: The Most Advanced Rocket Engine Ever Raptor 3 is SpaceX’s latest evolution — the best rocket engine ever made.…”
“@RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @teslaownersSV Thanks ❤️❤️ I switched back to chronological Twitter, so now I see you.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: America’s Party will be focused on: -reduce debt, responsible spending only -modernize military with ai/robotics -pro…”
“@Teslaconomics Yes”
“@Teslaconomics @WholeMarsBlog Rolls out to select areas in a few months. Also, Mini can be a great low-cost option for a good backup Internet connection if your landline goes out.”
“RT @Tesla: First your Tesla comes to pick you up, then it drives you where you need to go All on its own, under your supervision”
“@robertsepehr @teslaownersSV Yes, but they are not to blame for San Francisco. Fundamentally, states and cities must occasionally vote for the other party or you have a one party system. SF is what happens when one party has control for several decades – no feedback loop for correction, because they never…”
“RT @JCChristopher: I went to the exact same location of the Cybertruck accident shown in the Fox News video. This is the US-69/59 Eastex Fr…”
“@Teslaconomics Big week”
“@teslaownersSV @28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Bought, but SpaceX is spooling up to manufacture proportional solenoid valves for Medtronic (confirmed as critical today with chair & CEO) https://t.co/zIuesSaXrZ”
“RT @cybertruck: New version of Cybertruck now available to order in the US This is our most affordable Cybertruck yet. Tough as nails wit…”
