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““Tesla is far ahead in self-driving cars” – Jensen Huang https://t.co/wynHNIcf7n”
“Only if civilization lasts long enough [@teslaownersSV] Starship will take us to Mars. )”
“Anyone who scrawls a swastika on a Tesla has obviously committed a hate crime [@BasedMikeLee] This Tesla vandal says “obviously I did not intend to do this”—that is, carve a swastika into a Tesla How does one do such a thing unintentionally?”
“Tesla [@teslaownersSV] Tesla Takeover Asia was 🔥🔥🔥 The Tesla community stand with Tesla and Elon Musk”
“What the Tesla Giga Nevada factory will look like when finished. https://t.co/0O5U8jRerQ”
“Congrats! [@JainSiddharth_] This one’s for you @ElonMusk!!! I am beyond thrilled to receive India Inc’s 1st @Tesla ! I have been waiting for this precious moment ever since I visited the Tesla Fremont factory in 2017! Dreams do come true!✨”
“🤣🤣 [@EvasTeslaSPlaid] Never leaving this app! 🤣”
“Tonight, we radically increased the design goals for the new Tesla Roadster. There will never be another car like this, if you could even call it a car.”
“Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.”
“https://t.co/ZZqJGSEOQZ [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸FOX NEWS HOST: ELON IS SACRIFICING A LOT PERSONALLY TO PUT AMERICA ON SOUND FINANCIAL FOOTING “Elon Musk is being painted as an oligarch raiding the government for wealth. But since joining the Trump administration, he’s lost almost $103B in net worth. Tesla stock dropped…”
“Cybercab will become ubiquitous [@teslaownersSV] Cybercab driving autonomously is insane”
“Tesla will never make a concept car that doesn’t become reality https://t.co/zRpypOvPru”
“Congrats to the Tesla drivetrain team!”
“Tesla product unveil in less than an hour”
“The @Tesla_AI robotaxi launch begins in Austin this afternoon with customers paying a $4.20 flat fee!”
“Cybertruck is apocalypse-level safe [@Tesla] Cybertruck earns 5-Star Overall Safety Rating from NHTSA)”
“Like clockwork [@cb_doge] Whatever’s happening today — from the Tesla violence funded by the left to the media’s dirty campaigns — Elon Musk predicted it all three years ago.”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Criticism is allowed 🗣️ Debate is allowed 💬 Free speech lives on 𝕏”
“Tesla Cybertruck, the finest in apocalypse defense technology!”
“Congratulations Tesla Team!!”
“New Roadster unveil hopefully next month. It will be a banger next-level. [@JonErlichman] On this day in 2008: production starts for Tesla’s first vehicle, the Roadster.”
“Big congratulations to the Tesla Germany team!!”
“Tesla will be #1 in more states over time [@Civixplorer] 🚘 Best-selling vehicle in each US state (2025): AL: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AK: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AZ: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series AR: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series CA: 🇺🇸 Tesla Model Y CO: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series CT: 🇯🇵 Toyota RAV4 DC: 🇯🇵 Toyota RAV4 DE: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series FL: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series GA: 🇺🇸 Ford F-Series HI:”
“This is super messed up [@EndWokeness] "Wow, you guys like domestic terror" The Daily Show's audience applauds the domestic terror incidents against Tesla, disturbing even the liberal host…”
“Facts [@TeslaKing420] @elonmusk”
“Cybertruck is just such an awesome product. You don’t realize how fun & useful it is until you try it!”
“@JoeBiden Tesla has created over 50,000 US jobs building electric vehicles & is investing more than double GM + Ford combined [fyi to person controlling this twitter]”
“They fought law and the law won [@nicksortor] 🚨 #BREAKING: Pam Bondi announces an ARREST has been made for throwing a Molotov cocktail into a Tesla showroom “They’re looking at up to 20 YEARS in prison.” “If you're gonna touch a Tesla, go to a dealership, do anything, you better watch out, because we're coming after you.”…”
“Just @Grok it [@teslaownersSV] I don’t use google search anymore Grok is my main source for information Just Grok it.”
“At Tesla Giga Shanghai NSFW!! https://t.co/1yrPyzJQGZ”
“😂 [@iam_smx] Tesla Optimus robots, after learning that Elon Musk will power them with super-advanced Grok AI and send them to Mars on the world’s most powerful rocket, Starship.”
“What a psycho [@amuse] TERROR: Rick Wilson is explicitly calling on Americans to “Kill Tesla, Save The Country,” urging direct attacks against the company explaining Tesla is Elon's weak spot. He portrays Tesla as a “bank for fascists” and a “goose-stepping hedge fund” financing Musk’s ambition to”
“Good question 🤔 [@cb_doge] Many car companies, but protests are only against Tesla. Many billionaires, but protests are only against Elon Musk. Many departments, but protests are only against DOGE. Many social networks, but the media is only against 𝕏 Why is that?”
“Cybertruck is so awesome 😎 https://t.co/5r99xq5m6V”
“Massive congrats to the incredible Tesla team, from design through to manufacturing, for making Cybertruck real! I love you.”
“Testing rubbing jeans on our seats 😂 [@Tesla] Our seats robot also has great jeans”
“Congrats Tesla Team!”
“146k Cybertruck orders so far, with 42% choosing dual, 41% tri & 17% single motor”
“This is pure gold 😂 The 1996 model Schumer is right! [@WesternLensman] 🚨1996: Chuck Schumer explains “the number one reason" illegals come to the US is so they can defraud programs like Social Security — and wants to stop it. Chuck sounding very DOGE! “This is an anti-fraud amendment. All over where we go, people say, why can't you stop illegal”
“Tesla + Twitter -> Twizzler”
“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”
“Tesla Cybertruck beats a 911 while towing a 911, which mean it can carry a 911 faster down a 1/4 mile than the Porsche can travel by itself … [@cybertruck] Beating a 911 while towing a 911”
“Cool [@joerogan] I had my Tesla model S drive me home the other day with FSD, and it’s fucking wild. Changes lanes to avoid slow traffic, stops at red lights and stop signs, hits the blinkers and turns for you. It’s bananas.”
“Optimus Primed https://t.co/DMIPaIYevN”
“Try Tesla self-driving! [@Tesla] Just squeezing through”
“Please take a moment to vote your Tesla shares before the annual meeting on Thursday. Lmk in comments if you encounter any issues.”
“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”
“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000. That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”
“Please reply to this post with any difficulties you may have had in trying to buy a Tesla. Our goal is for the purchase and delivery experience to be fast and simple, with accurate answers to your questions. The key test is that you would recommend it to a friend.”
