The tweet archive.

“For the Tesla FSD test drive in Palo Alto tonight, I will ask the car to drive to @finkd’s house. Will also test latest X livestream video, so you can monitor our adventure in real-time! If we get lucky and Zuck my 👅 actually answers the door, the fight is on!”

“Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals [@SawyerMerritt] More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:”

“Advanced cybernetics are real [@MarioNawfal] CAN’T SEE, CAN’T WALK? ELON’S WORKING ON THAT Forget flying cars—Elon is out here casually curing blindness and giving people robot limbs you can control with your brain. His Neuralink brain chip can literally plug into your skull and talk to Tesla’s Optimus robot—so if you’ve”

“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000.  That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“This is still very far from our final form [@Tesla_Optimus] Was just getting warmed up”

“Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless [@Tesla] If your commute sucks, try FSD Supervised”

“Tesla Model Y is #1 in China [@MarioNawfal] 🚨 🇨🇳 TESLA MODEL Y BECOMES BEST-SELLER IN CHINA FOR MARCH 2025 Tesla's new Model Y is dominating China’s vehicle market. With 43,370 units sold in March, the revamped all-electric crossover topped the charts as the best-selling BEV in the country. Elon: “We actually”

“Try Tesla self-driving [@Tesla] FSD Supervised today is a completely different experience compared to earlier versions”

“Insurance is half price when Tesla self-driving is activated, because it increases safety so much [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: U.S. insurer Lemonade has announced that it will offer a 50% rate cut for drivers of @Tesla vehicles when FSD is steering because it had data showing it reduced accidents. “A car that sees 360 degrees, never gets drowsy, and reacts in milliseconds can’t be compared to a… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013998338790535320”

“New Tesla Model 3 version available in America. 363 miles of range for $35k!”

“Tesla self-driving is a game-changer [@Tesla] FSD Supervised can give you back your freedom”

“Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI. Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of”

“Tesla Model S & Model X have hospital-grade HEPA air filters, protecting you from dust, bacteria, pollen (allergies), spores & many toxic gases https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“Model Y is #1 [@XFreeze] Tesla Model Y is the world's best-selling car for 3 consecutive years 2023: #1 2024: #1 2025: #1 Cumulative global sales: 4,000,000+ units Not best-selling EV. Best-selling car. Period. Beating every gas, hybrid, and electric vehicle on Earth”

“Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world [@Tesla] Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car”

“Tesla Model Y gets highest safety score ever!”

“Yes [@Tesla] Robotaxi will greatly increase safety for vulnerable road users, such as pedestrians & cyclists”

“Tesla self-driving is amazing! [@Tesla] You can get a glimpse of that today: although FSD Supervised currently does require your supervision, you will still notice that your commute or long drives are suddenly so much less taxing. No constant micro-adjustments in rush hour traffic. No frustration. Car does it all for”

“❤️ [@Clifford98506] FSD saves lives. It happened to me tonight. Going through New Mexico from the Tesla Shareholders' meeting, the head-on collision (75 mph) with oncoming traffic was averted. Just a broken mirror, busted window, and a bit of a shaken mind. Thank you Elon, thank you Tesla, thank”

“Tesla Model S Plaid delivery event June 3 at our California factory Fastest production car ever 0 to 60mph in under 2 secs”

“It feels amazing. Like being outside while inside. [@teslaeurope] Glass roof in the new Model Y brings you an improved view of the sky, while its new infrared-reflecting coating reflects 7x more energy so the cabin heats up less”

“Bigger, longer and uncut 😂 [@Teslaconomics] I just opened the Tesla Robotaxi app and the geofenced area in Austin, Texas has officially expanded 🤣”

“Insatiable [@SawyerMerritt] Elon on Tesla's Optimus robot: "Demand will be insatiable."”

“Tesla is putting a lot of training effort into protecting pets [@boolusilan] FSD suddenly braked. It turns out it was because an adorable little dog darted across the road.”

“Running robot [@Tesla_Optimus] Just set a new PR in the lab”

“Super congratulations to the @Tesla_AI software & chip design teams on a successful @Robotaxi launch!! Culmination of a decade of hard work. Both the AI chip and software teams were built from scratch within Tesla.”

“Tesla back at #1 [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: The Tesla Model Y was Europe’s bestselling car in September, returning to the No. 1 slot for the first time in nine months. https://www.autonews.com/tesla/ane-europe-top-50-september-2025-9-months-1021/”

“https://t.co/tu4nztFwwG [@Tesla] New Model Y Performance now available in the US – 3.3 secs 0-60 – 155 mph top speed – 308 mi range Highlights – New front/rear fascia & carbon spoiler for better aerodynamics – Performance carbon spoiler = increased downforce, reduced drag – New 21" Arachnid wheels + tires with”

“FSD 14.3 release notes @Tesla_AI [@Tesla_AI] New release of FSD Supervised now starting to roll out This update brings 20% faster reaction time to further increase safety, among many other improvements Full release notes below Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3 includes - Upgraded the Reinforcement Learning (RL) stage”

“Speed [@Tesla_Optimus] 2.5 years”

“An amazing sports SUV [@Tesla] Model Y Performance from sketch to reality”

“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”

“Optimus V3 is going to be 🤌 Excellent review w @Tesla_Optimus team”

“Tesla full self-driving will amaze you [@SawyerMerritt] 44% of voters have not tried any version of Tesla FSD (Supervised) V13.”

“The Tesla Optimus hand is so sophisticated that it makes a Fabergé seem simple. And it gives you a whole new appreciation for how incredible the human hand is.”

“Glad Tesla FSD was there to help and that you’re feeling well!”

“Tesla Model Y receives highest possible safety rating”

“Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!”

“How to vote your Tesla shares [@SawyerMerritt] Here's how to vote in @Tesla's shareholder meeting: For $TSLA shareholders who use Fidelity: • To cast your vote online, you’ll need to search for a specific email in your inbox, which may be in your spam folder (same email address that is associated with your broker account).”

“True [@heydave7] Tesla's new Model Y is an amazing car. Smoother, quieter, better sound system, more refined, rear screen and controls, blind spot monitor, air-conditioned front seats, and much more. Well done Tesla team.”

“Tesla self-driving massively improves your quality of life and safety for the thousands of life hours you’re in a car [@jamesdouma] Frequent travel between SF and LA has been an enormous drain on my time and energy for 25 years. FSD has nearly eliminated it. This technology has significantly improved my quality of life.”

“Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1”

“Optimus V3 is something special [@cb_doge] Tesla Optimus’ progress over time.”

“Tesla self-driving is smooth [@aelluswamy] FSD’s been prepared for this one”

“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”

“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”

“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”

“I should also mention that the $99/month for supervised FSD will rise as FSD’s capabilities improve. The massive value jump is when you can be on your phone or sleeping for the entire ride (unsupervised FSD). [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has officially discontinued Autopilot in the U.S. and Canada. All new car purchases now come standard with Traffic-Aware Cruise Control. The online configurator has now been updated to allow buyers to choose the $99/month FSD subscription, while still offering the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014535433145790790”