The tweet archive.

“@TheBabylonBee I feel like this has happened at Tesla a few times”

“@Teslarati Improving permit approval speed & lowering permit costs for solar would make a big difference”

“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Some of the tests we initially tried at Tesla were ~50% false positive, including some from major medical device companies. Too many testing methods were approved too quickly. Wouldn’t blame the FDA, though. Public was demanding fast test approval.”

“@NYCHealthSystem @Tesla Happy we could be helpful! More available if needed.”

“Thoughtful Model 3 review by @tsrandall, one of the most insightful journalists https://t.co/cuIKJ9NglN https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-31/driving-tesla-s-model-3-changes-everything”

“Hard to appreciate how much Tesla Autopilot improves enjoyment of driving until you try it”

“@mliebow @Tesla Much appreciated! Great word-of-mouth is why Model 3 is the best-selling electric car, despite no advertising or paid endorsements.”

“@SawyerMerritt The “260 mile” range Model Y’s built over the past several months actually have more range that can be unlocked for $1500 to $2000 (gains 40 to 60 miles of range), depending on which battery cells you have. Working through regulatory approvals to enable this. https://t.co/6d5Ntekk01”

“@wholemars I must give @AnthropicAI credit here: Opus 4.5 is outstanding. They are doing particularly excellent work at the pretraining level. However, Grok wins when applied to logic (software is just logic at scale) that isn’t in the Opus pretraining. For example, the Tesla chip design… https://t.co/JkpPOYGJIN https://x.com/i/web/status/1998876157991952622”

“@teslaownersSV We are mapping out a game plan to get a million people to Mars. Civilization only passes the single-planet Great Filter when Mars can survive even if Earth supply ships stop coming.”

“@NicklasNilsso14 Tesla is an AI/robotics company that appears to many to be a car company”

“@baglino Thanks for everything you’ve done for Tesla. Few have contributed as much as you.”

“@teslaownersSV Thanks :) Seriously, it was so insane! Fud still happening a little, but doesn’t resonate when enough people have the product.”

“@teslaownersSV @Gfilche @robotaxi Waiting on regulatory approvals, but probably in a month or two”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Limiting factor for first launch is regulatory approval. Thereafter, fundamental issue is solving engine production. Prototypes are easy, production is hard.”

“@teslaownersSV He was not on FSD. The software had unfortunately never been downloaded. I say “unfortunately”, because the accident probably would not have happened if FSD had been engaged.”

“@SawyerMerritt With the important caveat that initial production is always very slow and follows an S-curve. The speed of the production ramp is inversely proportionate to how many new parts and steps there are. For Cybercab and Optimus, almost everything is new, so the early production… https://t.co/BzDu9pniGo https://x.com/i/web/status/2013751504847433803”

“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey I’d like to express appreciation to Tesla Autopilot engineering & QA for working round the clock all weekend to resolve the problem”

“@ScottAdamsSays @johniadarola @SenWarren I love Dilbert! Use it all the time to illustrate that we’re doing something wrong at Tesla/SpaceX if it could be a Dilbert cartoon irl. This happens more often than I’d like (sigh).”

“@teslaownersSV @jonmcneill Just like AI, human neural net training takes a long time, but inference (applying the knowledge) is relatively easy”

“@electricfuture5 We face a tough dichotomy of applying resources to the old architecture or applying them to the new. It’s not a question of money. If there was a “great engineer” factory, we would place a large order! Unfortunately, great engineers are very rare. This is solved in the FSD build.”

“@TeslaForLife @Tesla @RamTrucks @Ford Laminar air flow due to a completely smooth bottom is underappreciated”

“@Tesla_AI Hopefully, RHD markets in late Q1, early Q2, pending regulatory approval”

“Wow, amazing Tesla hypermile drive happening https://t.co/jJWufZ98C9 https://x.com/teslainventory/status/1000440472072962048”

“@saraccbleitao @Tesla Pre-Happy birthday!”

“Bioweapon Defense Mode is real https://t.co/xGNLrOyhaQ This is what happens when you turn it on: https://t.co/LnkHzXTxqN https://www.teslamotors.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test?utm_campaign=Blog_050216&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=social”

“@teslaownersSV @LucidMotors @Rivian @klwtts If they cut their opex & cogs dramatically, then they have a chance, but that hasn’t happened yet”

“@Teslaconomics Koreans are often a step ahead in appreciating new technology”

“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”

“@kimpaquette New FSD rendering approach coming that better represents NN probability vector space”

“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Might actually happen”

“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”

“@micarrdc It is accurate to say that incentives were an accelerant to EV adoption, but we started Tesla when there were no incentives & gasoline was $2/gallon in California. Tesla currently has a tax credit *disadvantage*, because the $7500 tax credit stopped applying to us years ago.”

“@heydave7 Absolutely. Am super appreciative of Tesla shareholders. Will ensure their prosperity in any scenario.”

“@SherylCrow @Tesla Totally agree. Tesla phone app should have all controls that car center screen has, so your phone can serve as a complete backup.”

“@TeslaOwnersUK FSD Beta should be available in Europe for LHD this summer, RHD a few months later. These dates depend on regulatory approval.”

“@stats_feed Not Teslas, once unsupervised FSD starts to happen next year”

“@Tesla @PopMech Still get this question a lot, even though Norway 🇳🇴 has highest Tesla cars per person on 🌏 (super appreciated!). Also, AWD is nice to have, but def not required for snow/ice.”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is before supervised FSD is approved in China. Limiting factor is production output in Shanghai.”

“@ricardorossello I would be happy to talk. Hopefully, Tesla can be helpful.”

“@teslaownersSV As soon as the regulators approve (they are being quite reasonable tbh)”

“@SP_LimitReviews @Tesla @CodingMark @Manic_Marge @teslainventory @WholeMarsBlog Lot of good work happening on Tesla sound codec & audio software in general. Aiming for maximum music dopamine in your brain!”

“@PeterDiamandis Optimus is a very sophisticated robot. It will be immensely difficult to get the cost to $20k. Not easy at all, but it will eventually happen. Production volume needs to be above 1M/year for that. Price will be driven by demand, but eventually even price will get to ~$20k.”

“@teslaownersSV Qualifying for the ~$20k car is extremely rare, but the $7500 credit applies to the vast majority of electric vehicle buyers (across all manufacturers)”

“@ICannot_Enough @genesimmons @JoeBiden By the way, Tesla factory worker compensation is the highest in the auto industry https://t.co/Peo3qtYc5D https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/r3m74k/andrew_sorkin_surprisingly_good_questions_to_mary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf”

“@AustinTeslaClub @TheBabylonBee Probably commenting on @signalapp will do more”

“@AustinTeslaClub @AustinDeSisto We will make it happen!”

“@mayemusk @TeslaBoomerMama Indeed, much appreciated”