The tweet archive.

“Tesla Actually Smart Summon going to wide release next week!”

“Both @Tesla and @xAI are looking to hire networking engineers & technicians”

“Tesla Semi will be available worldwide”

“I’ve mentioned something like this before, but, if any of my companies goes public, we will prioritize other longtime shareholders of my other companies, including Tesla. Loyalty deserves loyalty.”

“An investigation has found 5 ActBlue-funded groups responsible for Tesla “protests”: Troublemakers, Disruption Project, Rise & Resist, Indivisible Project and Democratic Socialists of America. ActBlue funders include George Soros, Reid Hoffman, Herbert Sandler, Patricia Bauman,…”

“Terrible [@amuse] TERROR: Senator Schumer refused to criticize attacks on Tesla stores, employees, and customers; but willingly criticized Musk for cutting waste, fraud, and abuse from government.”

“Tesla has a Semi 😉 [@tesla_semi] North to the future”

“Starship departs for Mars at the end of next year, carrying Optimus. If those landings go well, then human landings may start as soon as 2029, although 2031 is more likely. [@Teslaconomics] Happy 23rd Anniversary to @SpaceX! Founded on March 14, 2002, and still pushing the limits of what’s possible, here’s to the next chapter of making life multi-planetary!”

“Congratulations Tesla cell team!”

“Wow, this was just mean & cruel! [@libsoftiktok] The owner of the Tesla that was vandalized in Wichita, Kansas is a wheelchair-bound disabled woman who is now stuck with thousands of dollars worth of damage to repair. Democrats did this to a disabled woman. Democrat leadership incited this.”

“The @Tesla diner https://t.co/YrWDV11nrZ”

“The public vote is unequivocally in favor of Texas! Tesla will move immediately to hold a shareholder vote to transfer state of incorporation to Texas.”

“Starship will hopefully depart for Mars at the end of next year with Optimus explorer robots! [@MAstronomers] This is Mars! 140 million miles away from us!”

“Sure is insanely ironic that the people shooting bullets into Tesla stores, burning down cars and generally being violent are calling me a Nazi when I have done literally zero violence at all 🤷‍♂️ [@DefiyantlyFree]”

“😂 [@TheBabylonBee] Elon Musk Disguises IRS Building As Tesla Dealership So Democrats Will Burn It Down https://buff.ly/SM4YUu5”

“The lawyers who did nothing but damage Tesla want $6 billion. Criminal.”

“Tesla & SpaceX/Starlink doing our best to be helpful to Hawaii”

“In the near future, your Tesla will drop you off at the store entrance and then go find a parking spot. When you’re ready to exit the store, just tap Summon on your phone and the car will come to you. [@DevinOlsenn] FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't”

“Tesla driving itself around LA https://t.co/NyM36R6J7a”

“Tesla Optimus learning Kung Fu https://t.co/ziEuiiKWn7”

“One day, Tesla will make a drivetrain per second”

“Optimus will be amazing”

“💯 [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “They basically want to kill me because I'm stopping their fraud. And they want to hurt Tesla because we're stopping this terrible waste and corruption in the government. I guess they're bad people and bad people will do bad things."”

“Optimus can now walk on highly variable ground using neural nets to control its electric limbs. Join @Tesla if you want to work on interesting real-world AI systems.”

“While others partied, Cybertruck studied the blade”

“Has there ever been such a level of coordinated violence against a peaceful company? I understand not wanting to buy a product, but this is extreme arson and destruction! [@Eric_Schmitt] The Tesla attacks are getting worse. Arson. Molotov cocktails. Bouts of gunfire. This isn't new. The Left has used violence as a political tool for decades. Only one thing can stop this. In the words of Pat Buchanan: "Force, rooted in justice, and backed by moral courage." 🧵”

“Mars is The New World [@teslaownersSV] The Starship will extend life beyond earth. The first ever designed rocket to go to Mars. )”

“Tesla still plans to grow the Supercharger network, just at a slower pace for new locations and more focus on 100% uptime and expansion of existing locations”

“It is an EXTREMELY BAD BREACH OF ETHICS that the @WSJ would publish a DELIBERATELY FALSE ARTICLE and fail to include an unequivocal denial beforehand by the Tesla board of directors! [@Tesla] Earlier today, there was a media report erroneously claiming that the Tesla Board had contacted recruitment firms to initiate a CEO search at the company. This is absolutely false (and this was communicated to the media before the report was published). The CEO of Tesla is”

“Cybertruck in Wyoming Winter https://t.co/s02ZAwlNGF”

“Appears likely to be an act of terrorism. Both this Cybertruck and the F-150 suicide bomb in New Orleans were rented from Turo. Perhaps they are linked in some way.”

“Just did a walkthrough of the Tesla supercompute cluster at Giga Texas (aka Cortex). This will be ~100k H100/H200 with massive storage for video training of FSD & Optimus. Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Small world [@ianmiles] EXPOSED: Dylan Bryan Adams, the man accused of keying six Teslas in Minneapolis over Elon Musk's DOGE involvement, served as a financial policy compliance lead at Minnesota's Department of Human Services, where he handled reviews of Medicaid fraud.”

“It will require outstanding execution, but I think more like 1000% gain for Tesla in 5 years is possible [@JonErlichman] Expected profit growth in next 5 years: Tesla: 258% Nvidia: 193% Amazon: 137% Netflix: 128% Microsoft: 107% Alphabet: 76% Apple: 45% (based on analyst estimates))”

“Congratulations Tesla Powerwall team! These will make a big difference around the world. With a Powerwall, your home or business has guaranteed continuous power during utility blackouts or brownouts. Add solar to your roof and/or nearby ground and you can operate off grid.…”

“Both Tesla shareholder resolutions are currently passing by wide margins! ♥️♥️ Thanks for your support!! ♥️♥️ https://t.co/udf56VGQdo”

“Something is deeply rotten about the democrats [@nicksortor] Not a SINGLE DEMOCRAT in Congress has condemned the terror attacks on Tesla, or the attempted m*rder of conservatives via swatting. WTF? Do these people REALLY hate America that much?”

“Optimus will bring the food to your car next year https://t.co/opPGjOe7t1”

“The new Model 3 Long Range is an amazing car”

“Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form”

“💯 [@teslaownersSV] Stop using hash tags on this platform. It’s not needed.)”

“True [@WholeMarsBlog] The follow up act to the Tesla Model Y”

“💯 [@amuse] TERROR: Police claim terrorist is a victim of Democrat incitement. They were inspired to attack a Tesla because of Democrat leaders.”

“Cybertruck deliveries start on Thursday”

“Stainless Steel [@cybertruck] Triple stainless”

“There is no doubt that shooting bullets into Tesla stores and burning down Superchargers are acts of terrorism [@FischerKing64] The left is taking issue with the attacks on Tesla dealerships and charging stations as ‘domestic terrorism.’ They want to call it ‘vandalism’ - and justify it. And yet grandmas who entered the Capitol peacefully on J6 were prosecuted as ‘insurrectionists.’ Sick.”

“🤗 https://t.co/KOttIfPG0S [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”

“Thank goodness, the wisdom of the people has prevailed! I am deeply appreciative of the jury’s unanimous finding of innocence in the Tesla 420 take-private case.”

“Scary [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”

“Tesla will stop selling FSD after Feb 14. FSD will only be available as a monthly subscription thereafter.”