“@teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @WholeMarsBlog It sure is hard to find a news source that’s accurate, relevant & not totally depressing! Old-school version of The Economist & Jon Stewart Daily Show / Colbert Report were great.”
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“@DriveTeslaca @Tesla Firmware fix to recalibrate heat pump expansion valve is rolling out now”
“Have to focus on tonight's @SpaceX launch. Will post Tesla (master) product plan afterwards.”
“RT @Tesla: Every day, we're working towards making sure everyone can get any good or service they want without sacrificing our resources.…”
“@NYCMayor Biggest value Tesla is providing is precise delivery of ventilators exactly to the ICU where & when they’re needed. There are many ventilators in warehouses, but stuck in logistics/routing/paperwork issues.”
“@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Looks like this can be fixed with a firmware update. Will be rolling that out in a few days. With further refinement, we can improve braking distance beyond initial specs. Tesla won’t stop until Model 3 has better braking than any remotely comparable car.”
“@ElectrekCo @FredericLambert Very strange. Model 3 is designed to have super good stopping distance & others reviewers have confirmed this. If there is vehicle variability, we will figure it out & address. May just be a question of firmware tuning, in which case can be solved by an OTA software update.”
“Model S drivetrain warranty increased to infinite miles, applies retroactively ... http://t.co/0Gwukwj6qT http://teslamotors.com/blog/infinite-mile-warranty”
“@Teslarati More software improvements coming”
“@Teslarati Drag Race Times analysis is correct. Also, there’s a software upgrade for Model S coming out that increases peak power by 50HP, so Model S should beat Porsche Taycan Turbo S by a wider margin in 0 to 60 & 1/4 mile races.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I want no pay, no awards, no recognition or fancy title. I just want 🇺🇸 to reach greater heights.” Elon Musk https://t…”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla @KerbalSpaceP This game is my personal favorite, but I am biased towards space stuff”
“@Model3Owners Model 3 Performance order page progressively rolling out to reservation holders over the next week or so. It’s a really great car. Not saying that lightly. Test drive is a mindwarp. Aiming to have these as our first test drive Model 3 cars in stores within 4 to 6 week’s.”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: Ricky, an amazing 71-year-old man, bought his first Tesla solely for the Tesla Self-Driving software. Without it, he wou…”
“@teslaownersSV @cleantechnica We’re upgrading all NNs to surround video, using subnets on focal areas (vs equal compute on all uncropped pixels) & many other things, so more time needed to write & validate software. Maybe something next week. This is evolving into solving a big part of physical world AI.”
“@TeslaOwnersEBay @PPathole @ScottAdamsSays @johniadarola @SenWarren It’s complicated, but hopefully out next quarter, along with Witcher. Lot of internal debate as to whether we should be putting effort towards generalized gaming emulation vs making individual games work well.”
“@teslaownersSV It was definitely him. What a coward.”
“RT @TrumpWarRoom: TRUMP X TESLA 🇺🇸🔥 https://t.co/lJdr4eyFR8”
“@RationalEtienne @F9Block5 While perhaps obvious in hindsight, it turns out that the only way to solve self-driving is to solve a big part of real-world AI. That is what Tesla is doing, both in hardware & software. Unless a company is good at AI with tight compute, it’s hopeless. This is insanely hard.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Assuming user approves warning & agrees to drive carefully, it will download latest QA-tested FSD “Beta” build as soon as car connects to wifi”
“RT @Tesla: New Model 3 wins Edmunds Top Rated award in Electric Car category Thanks @edmunds! https://t.co/aIeO68xOhy”
“RT @martinvars: Mi Tesla en Miami se conduce solo. Mi Tesla en Madrid no. Es el mismo coche, el mismo software, el mismo hardware. La difer…”
“@isayeter Towards end of next year. Btw, planning to launch Tesla in Turkey later this year. Love your country & will be there in person for the launch.”
“@S3XYstarship @IWill_Travel @AOC This would be a super bad idea, since stocks can swing wildly from one day to the next, eg Snapchat dropping 43%. Tesla is ~40% below ATH! However, eliminating estate tax dodges like GRATs would be good, since probability of kids being effective stewards of capital is lower.”
“@Teslaconomics War in Israel and America has no Speaker of the House all happening in a week”
“@Erdayastronaut @SawyerMerritt @Tesla “Robotaxi” is the same Model Y that everyone who buys the car receives. It just has a slightly different software build.”
“@johnsontoddr4 @gorosart Completely agree. Every Tesla should have good art & music creation software.”
“@teslaownerssv @Tesla Thanks to a lot of great Autopilot/AI hardware & software engineers at Tesla!”
“@teslatidbits @WholeMarsBlog @DanCrenshawTX A strong bias towards consumption tax makes sense”
“@GerberKawasaki Great work by Tesla software engineering”
“@teslaownersSV @rhoehn Thanks all Tesla club members for helping out! Looking forward to seeing you there tomorrow. ❤️”
“@Pocketsdog @omcintyre @CrampedEyes @SpaceX @Tesla Does the psych ward know you smuggled in a mobile phone?”
“@SherylCrow @Tesla Night mode with 0% brightness is actually too dark during the day. This is ultimately our fault. We will update our software so that 0% brightness is always usable relative to ambient conditions.”
“RT @Tesla: Turn your Tesla into a rave cave with the new Light Sync feature 🎶 Rolling out now in software update 2025.26+ https://t.co/IIs… null”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Texas is much better than Delaware. If Delaware doesn’t reform, it will lose all its corporate business.”
“@24_7TeslaNews @WholeMarsBlog We are rolling 10.4 out slowly, as there are many subtle hardware differences in the owner fleet. If it continues to look good over the next few days, we may start rolling out to 98 safety scores.”
“@KariLake @DOGE @DC_Reporter It’s a mess. DoD needs something like what Tesla and SpaceX have (Warp).”
“@TeslaBoomerMama @aelluswamy You should get it soon if you’ve selected “advanced software” in settings”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla's VP of AI Software Ashok Elluswamy on what it's like to work with Elon Musk: "I meet with him every week. He is r…”
“@Teslarati Feeling Lucky (Google tribute!) or Hungry are 100% intended for max enjoyment of Tesla owner. If location has destination chargers, that’s a plus, but car should only route there if location is great. This will be hit & miss initially, but should hone towards excellent over time.”
“@teslaownersSV The system is broken. Best to get out of Delaware as soon as possible possible.”
“@coffeetabletsla @SawyerMerritt Yeah, we should tie Autopilot driving style preference & various warning settings together in general”
“RT @TeslaBoomerMama: Dropbox is leaving Delaware !!! Ladies and Gentlemen, it's happening. And so overdue. @delaware_gov, are you listen…”
“@johnkrausphotos @Tesla Yeah, it will work essentially perfectly with future software updates”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “If something were to happen to Earth that destroys civilization, this could be World War 3 or a meteor, like the one th…”
“@Ben757677 @vincent13031925 Thanks Tesla owners in China! Looking forward to visiting soon for the groundbreaking of Gigafactory Shanghai!”
“@TesLatino @teslaownersSV @cleantechnica Many steps forward, some steps back. Yes, we do a lot of QA before releasing a beta version.”
“@AustinTeslaClub @OwenSparks_ @WholeMarsBlog Good point. Next major software rev will do much better with automating wipers, seat heating & defrost. Probable seat settings just based on occupant mass distribution should be possible.”
“@kulpability @tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic One person at Tesla (out of 60,000) was hospitalized in serious condition (he caught cov2 at home, not work), no deaths. I called his wife & Hayward hospital to make sure he was getting the right treatment, but which he was.”
“RT @Tesla: We – design the chips & hardware – make the cars w/ said hardware – collect real-world data at scale – train the real-world AI…”
