“RT @LauraLoomer: I don’t have a Tesla. I just found out while talking to my friend who has multiple Teslas that Teslas have something calle…”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@justwidle2 @Tesla Don’t buy our car if that’s a problem. People should be free to live their lives where their heart takes them ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💖🌈”
“@teslaownersSV And Beta 10 is a step change improvement from what you have!”
“@scottwww @Tesla Pace of innovation is all that matters in the long run”
“@Tesla Whether you plan to buy a Dual Motor Performance Model 3 or not, take it for a test drive anyway. It’s like having pure fun jacked straight into your brain whenever you want.”
“@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private”
“@TesLatino @Tesla FSD is getting really good”
“@teslaownersSV Starting production on 7 seater next month, initial deliveries early December”
“@tesla_raj People do not yet understand how valuable an autonomous vehicle will be”
“@teslaownersSV Production, supply chain & logistics are so hard!”
“Tesla piece on the physics of car safety coming soon for those interested in technical details”
“@teslaownersSV It’s a bigger risk than AI, so I’d put it at #1. If these trends continue, humanity will cease to exist.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Three significant improvements to FSD will roll out roughly every two weeks. Should be really shining bright by late April or early May.”
“@Tesla In talking to our public investors, most were supportive of optimizing for long-term value creation over quarterly earnings. This was also a factor in remaining public.”
“@stillgray @teslaownersSV @WholeMarsBlog Absolutely”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey I’d recommend they get their first plant working. It’s insanely difficult to reach volume production at affordable unit cost.”
“@Scobleizer Vehicle control is the final piece of the Tesla FSD AI puzzle. That will drop >300k lines of C++ control code by ~2 orders of magnitude. It is training as I write this. Our progress is currently training compute constrained, not engineer constrained.”
“@CatherinScience I must admit to being congenitally optimistic (SpaceX & Tesla wouldn’t exist otherwise), but I think 5 years is possible and 10 years is highly likely”
“@korihale @Tesla @CultureBanx @Forbes We use less than 3% cobalt in our batteries & will use none in next gen”
“@TeslaHype 🔥🔥”
“@TeslaNY @Tesla Good technical analysis”
“@Ghost_TeslaPhx @28delayslater @CrewTesla @jrosinski97 @marc_benton @ray4tesla Not impossible”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Seriously!!??”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In class action lawsuits, the actual plaintiff is always the class action law firm. They just find someone willing to serve as a puppet to “represent the class”.”
“@teslaownersSV You can tell immediately that someone is a massive liar if they’re claiming I’m on drugs, as I am one of the most photographed people on Earth and am in meetings with a wide array of people 7 days a week! Moreover, I was randomly drug tested for ~3 years after one semi-puff on”
“@DogecoinRise @TeslaGong Es wurde mir in deutschland gegeben”
“@teslaownersSV We’ll widen V11 beta before Thanksgiving”
“@AustinTeslaClub To be precise, completely & immediately reusable orbital rockets are the fundamental breakthrough needed to make life multiplanetary”
“@teslaownersSV Buca”
“Watching a movie on Tesla V10.0 is great, in large part due to the sound system”
“@SawyerMerritt Tesla China has done amazing work”
“@Sofiaan @Tesla Haha”
“@Teslarati Tesla Europe team is doing great!”
“@teslaownersSV @28delayslater Update probably goes to wide release next week. This is a big one.”
“@Penenberg For sure! When doing US govt crash safety testing, the Model S roof was so strong, it broke their testing machine. https://t.co/m9Ae9mhRIC https://www.wired.com/2013/08/tesla-model-s-crash-test/”
“@teslaownersSV @Twitter Ignore first 1000 followers, then pick every 10th. I’m open to better ideas.”
“@TeslaZoa 나는 깨어있다”
“@teslaownersSV @alx Next week”
“@robbystarbuck @Tesla Good point. Getting fixed …”
“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Tried to start a fight at the Tron: Ares premiere https://t.co/TvWCOaXIlN”
“@teslaownersSV @RBReich Reich is suicidally boring”
“@WholeMarsBlog You don’t even need to touch the shifter in new S. Auto detect direction will come as an optional setting to all cars with FSD.”
“Upgraded SpaceX/Tesla Hyperloop pod speed test soon. Will try to reach half speed of sound (and brake) within ~1.2km.”
“@teslaownersSV @justpaulinelol Yeah, he sent it to me through a mutual physics prof friend at Caltech/CERN. Very basic stuff. https://t.co/CI2DZEGjcB”
“Reason for top rating is that active steering & braking safety features of Tesla Autopilot are turned on no cost for all cars https://t.co/HBKwAEbgc9 https://www.wired.com/story/tesla-model-3-can-survive-crash-avoid-one-too/”
“@flcnhvy These are nice, but high time we built a really big Tesla coil!”
“Model 3 Standard Range+ with Autopilot lease is $399/month at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr, but lots of other EVs available: https://t.co/ePlZTmXcgG http://Tesla.com”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge ??”
“@WR4NYGov @garyblack00 @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog 🤣🤣 exactly”
“Important note for US Tesla buyers: Federal tax credit drops by $3750 in 3 weeks. To be on the cancellation waitlist for delivery this year or if you want a display car, order at https://t.co/46TXqRJ3C1 or visit our stores. Full refund if Tesla can’t deliver your car this year. http://Tesla.com”
