“@teslaownersSV @24_7TeslaNews @SpaceX No guarantees, but maybe next month. Requires quite a lot of incremental testing & code tweaks for different road system in Canada.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @Tesla: Real ones know https://t.co/qf0yUOOxNM”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸TESLA IS THE MOST VERTICALLY INTEGRATED, AMERICAN-MADE CAR COMPANY Unlike legacy auto giants that outsource everything…”
“@gtagmemes @teslaownersSV There will be universal high income and childcare and I love humanity and don’t want us all to die out”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "AI needs to say the truth & know the truth, even if the truth is unpopular” Elon Musk https://t.co/op3xbqgswz”
“RT @MarioNawfal: 🚨🇺🇸FBI NOW PROBING TESLA ARSON AS TERRORISM The FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force is now investigating a firebomb attack…”
“@technology Our biggest limitation with Fremont is convincing enough associates to build cars when they have so many other job opportunities in the Bay Area! Thanks again Tesla team for doing the hard work of building real products that people love ♥️”
“@robbystarbuck They thought that was a Tesla showroom, but it was actually the Dept of Education. Joke’s on them.”
“@DirtyTesla Production release update coming this week, which includes raising max speed to 80 mph. Sorry, 75 mph limit was done as precautionary measure. Turned out to be unnecessary.”
“@teslaownersSV @SamTwits Once the board was presented with the evidence of Eberhard’s deception/fraud & the dire state of the company, all board members, including those he appointed, voted unanimously to fire him in August 2007.”
“@AdamLowisz @DonutOperator Not sure what the status of Illinois is. A pretty good guide is that if Waymo is operating somewhere, then regulations allow robotaxi in that city or state. Tesla will operate there as soon as we reaffirm safety testing in that locale and receive a license to operate.”
“@billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty I put in all I had, whereas Eberhard, who was worth over $10M at the time, refused to invest a penny to help Tesla. If it was really his baby, he would never have stood by while it starved to death. https://t.co/ZDfYLD5qkL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon”
“@teslaownersSV @ID_AA_Carmack There will probably be several launch countdowns before we pass all the abort triggers, but hopefully first countdown is next month”
“@teslaownersSV @MadonnaInn @telsa @SjvTesla @TeslaClubSoCal @TeslaClubLA @TeslaOwnersNBay @MyTeslaAdventur @teslaownersriv1 @OCTeslaClub @Tesla Probably”
“RT @JoNationLive: Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautifu…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “The reason I believe in truth and honesty is because I'm trying to understand the universe. I'm trying to understand re…”
“@justpaulinelol That basically describes SoC 0 vs SoC 1 of our FSD computer right now. Soon to change!”
“RT @teslaownersSV: "𝕏 played a pivotal role not just in this election but in keeping the country alive. 𝕏 is the only place where you can f…”
“@TeslaGong @inspiration4x Yeah, a little oven for heating food & Starlink wifi”
“@DrSallyL @Tesla Coming soon. Lot of cool stuff.”
“RT @TeslaCharging: Thank you everyone for your outpouring of support for the launch of Tesla Diner! We have lines around the block since w…”
“RT @SpaceX: TERAFAB: the next step to becoming a galactic civilization Together with @Tesla & @xAI, we're building the largest chip manufa…”
“@28delayslater @thirdrowtesla Invasive ventilators are for worst case patients. Survival rate at that point is low, as Gov Cuomo has pointed out. Nonetheless, we start delivery of intratracheal Medtronic units in NYC tonight.”
“Prince Albert & Princess Charlene drove a Tesla around the track to open @F1 Monaco! The honor is much appreciated :) http://t.co/gjQmbm541s”
“@AaronS5_ @TesLatino Over time, all countries”
“RT @Tesla_Optimus: Model S & X will live on through me https://t.co/kNXx2eK1U2”
“@TeslaGong Yes”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Pepsi Tesla driver: "I'm not a techy person; Within a half hour I was comfortable. If you know how to use a smartphone t…”
“Sensible article on Autopilot by @the guardian https://t.co/BbvXaNI4Xk https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jul/17/self-driving-car-crash-proves-nothing-tesla-autopilot”
“@Teslaconomics 😂”
“@SawyerMerritt From Grok 🤣🤣 Well, well, well, if it isn't our favorite stock market soothsayer, Jim "Reverse Midas Touch" Cramer, back at it again with his crystal ball predictions. This time, he's foretelling a bright future for Tesla, claiming it could soon reach a $1 trillion market cap.…”
“@rknapp_12 @Tesla @thirdrowtesla Coming soon”
“RT @Teslaconomics: My Tesla Robotaxi avoids running over a peacock https://t.co/aUCu0dD5lq”
“@Mark_Goldberg_ @Tesla One day soon, I will wear this outfit https://t.co/T0SnF4UgYK”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk won’t be bribed or bought “Offer me money, offer me power, I don't care. I'll say what I want to say, and if…”
“EU regulators find no safety concerns with Autopilot https://t.co/zOykm4XeHP http://electrek.co/2016/07/14/european-authority-tesla-autopilot-after-beta-scare/”
“@TeslaBoomerMama There will always be critics. What is perhaps notable is that I don’t attempt to silence them even on a platform that I own.”
“RT @linija172: I mocked him almost daily when he bought a Tesla, mocked him when he went on trips to visit charging stations, mocked him wh…”
“@CGasparino @Tesla Exactly, this is total bs. What part of “production hell” sounds like a sure thing!?”
“@SawyerMerritt I’m pretty sure Tesla isn’t getting $400M. No one mentioned it to me, at least.”
“@TeslaHype @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Indeed, US taxpayers actually profited from the Tesla loan”
“Most telling is that the SpaceX Propulsion CTO switched from driving a Porsche 911 Turbo S to a Model X”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Elon Musk: What should I do? 𝕏: Save 🇺🇸 and help Trump. https://t.co/qfWlfXLRcJ”
“@KristiRJensen @EverydayElon @SjvTesla @GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Exactly! Tesla knows far more about what needs to be done to be safe through our Tesla China factory experience than an (unelected) interim junior official in Alameda County.”
“@teslaownersSV @toadmeister I’ve spent more than half my life in California & love the state. But, frankly, I think CA has the winning-for-too-long problem. Like a sports team with many championships, it is increasingly difficult to avoid complacency & a sense of entitlement.”
“@teslaownersSV Likely to be 10% to 20% longer in later versions”
“@Erdayastronaut This is what I meant by “4D” https://t.co/xpX7j5SnPy https://www.tesmanian.com/blogs/tesmanian-blog/tesla-published-a-patent-generating-ground-truth-for-machine-learning-from-time-series-elements”
“@brian_heide @Tesla What about a heavy duty, paintball machine gun mounted on the bed rails?”
“@ENERGY Um … hello? [@Tesla_Megapack] 185 MW / 370 MWh Koorangie Energy Storage System (KESS) located in Kerang, Victoria, is now operational. 100 Megapacks with Tesla’s grid‑forming inverters help stabilise the grid and unlock greater renewable resources across the region Developed by @edify_energy🔋 Owned by”
“@Erdayastronaut @flcnhvy @PelleBrannvall @Neopork85 @Caspar_Stanley @ErcXspace @MarcusHouseGame @FelixSchlang @C_Bass3d @nickhenning3d @SpaceX @BocaChicaGal SpaceX/Tesla metallurgy & new materials team is next-level”
