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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Teslaconomics Yeah, it will be very difficult and dangerous”
“@JonErlichman You have the “invests in Tesla” part wrong. Do I look like Warren f* Buffett to you?”
“RT @matt_vanswol: I took delivery of my new @Tesla Model Y on Thursday. Today, I tried Full Self-Driving (FSD) and it FLAWLESSLY drove a…”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX @NASA My old delta-v mug!”
“@Teslarati Diess is right. Hydrogen is a staggeringly dumb form of energy storage for cars. Barely worth considering it for a rocket upper stage, which is its most compelling use.”
“@cb_doge Unfortunately, very heavy Tesla obligations require that the visit to India be delayed, but I do very much look forward to visiting later this year.”
“@tesla_raj New HVAC firmware coming soon that will make it quieter”
“@TheBabylonBee I feel like this has happened at Tesla a few times”
“@Teslarati Improving permit approval speed & lowering permit costs for solar would make a big difference”
“@DriveTeslaca @GruberMotors These are increasingly rare”
“@ray4tesla Tesla is shifting emphasis to diffusion for compute efficiency, but will probably drop even that. No company is anywhere close to Tesla in useful AI compute per Watt.”
“@BLKMDL3 @TeslaCharging Major Supercharger openings in west LA coming soon!”
“@DMC_Ryan @Tesla No problem”
“@existentialcoms Our giant auto co competitors have much greater access to incentives than Tesla, which means Tesla has prospered in spite of govt subsidies, not because of them. Tesla mkt cap has *risen* over time as EV incentives declined. How strange …”
“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Some of the tests we initially tried at Tesla were ~50% false positive, including some from major medical device companies. Too many testing methods were approved too quickly. Wouldn’t blame the FDA, though. Public was demanding fast test approval.”
“@JaneidyEve Tesla HQ Texas”
“@EMTSLA None yet, but I did play some Cyberpunk and it works great. Syncs with your Steam profile, so you can pick up where you left off at home.”
“@teslaownersSV Much more, but I am simply stating the obvious”
“RT @HFields47: AMERICAN MADE! @Tesla https://t.co/WUhy0CfIty”
“With the new lower Tesla pricing, it’s like having a money printer on your roof if you live a state with high electricity costs. Still better to buy, but the rental option makes the economics obvious.”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey At last!”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣”
“@teslaownersSV As promised. Soon, we will share ad revenue from profile page views, which should roughly double payouts. Note, only views from verified users count, as it is otherwise trivial to bot scam the view count.”
“Reminder to US buyers that the $7500 tax credit cuts in half in 5 days! Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr to see if there is any inventory left in your region or visit Tesla stores. http://Tesla.com”
“Anyone who purchased full self-driving will get FSD computer upgrade for free. This is the only change between Autopilot HW2.5 & HW3. Going forward “HW3” will just be called FSD Computer, which is accurate. No change to vehicle sensors or wire harness needed. This is v important.”
“@teslaownersSV This is a good one”
“276k Model 3 orders by end of Sat”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge GM & Chrysler were bailed out (money never repaid), but Tesla was not. Crucial Tesla investment actually came from Daimler in 2009, from which they did very well. Tesla received govt energy efficiency loan in 2010, by which time capital markets reopened. Loan was repaid early.”
“@JessePeltan Tesla will have the largest fleet of autonomous vehicles as far into the future as I can imagine”
“@alex_avoigt Manufacturing will be Tesla’s long-term competitive strength”
“@teslaownersSV @klwtts Yup”
“@teortaxesTex @zephyr_z9 If you need an academic institution or some prize-awarding organization for your work to be recognized, your work is just not that great. It didn’t matter what prizes were awarded to Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton or Galileo. Irrelevant.”
“@flcnhvy Tesla is responsible for 2/3 of all the personal & professional pain in my life combined. But it was worth it.”
““Not only was the paint without any discernible flaw, but the various panels formed a body of precision that was beyond reproach” https://t.co/qISnFBiW9p https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/a28008116/tesla-model-3-build-quality-bob-lutz/”
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 It was built & paid for at my request. Hunter & team did great work.”
“@Teslarati @SpaceX @RDAnglePhoto I love these shots”
“@tmornini @Tesla No, we’re already recycling them”
“@wintonARK The day FSD goes to wide release will be one of the biggest asset value increases in history”
“Tesla will soon have over a million connected vehicles worldwide with sensors & compute needed for full self-driving, which is orders of magnitude more than everyone else combined, giving you the best possible dataset to work with”
“@NYCHealthSystem @Tesla Happy we could be helpful! More available if needed.”
“@SamTalksTesla Sometimes, that’s how I feel too!”
“@techAU Arguably, v11.4 should be v12.0, as there are so many major improvements. v12 is reserved for when FSD is end-to-end AI, from images in to steering, brakes & acceleration out.”
“Thoughtful Model 3 review by @tsrandall, one of the most insightful journalists https://t.co/cuIKJ9NglN https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-31/driving-tesla-s-model-3-changes-everything”
“Stamping Model 3 Body Panels (real-time) https://t.co/hhNFW8VUEE https://www.instagram.com/p/BaInXGBg9G7/”
“@TesLatino @thirdrowtesla Nice color”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Cathie is awesome, interviewer less so”
“@TeslaGong @madan3 If Tesla is able to succeed with imported vehicles, then a factory in India is quite likely.”
“@teslaownersSV @heydave7 😀”
“@austinhinson_ @Tesla Note, I am putting a lot of time personally into advancing Tesla service to make it awesome. Hopefully, this is starting to be felt by Tesla owners.”
