“@LewisWithrow5 @SawyerMerritt I’ve tried to warn them and even offered to license Tesla FSD, but they don’t want it! Crazy … When legacy auto does occasionally reach out, they tepidly discuss implementing FSD for a tiny program in 5 years with unworkable requirements for Tesla, so pointless. 🤷♂️ 🦕 🦕”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@Gfilche Ships are probably fine with iron cells, but aircraft need very high energy density for good range. I’m not saying Tesla will do aircraft – we have our hands full with cars & solar/battery power generation – just that max energy density is needed for aircraft.”
“@Teslaconomics Solving AI5 was existential to Tesla, which is why I had to focus both the teams on that chip and I’ve personally spent every Saturday for several months working on it. This will be a very capable chip. Roughly Hopper class as single SoC and Blackwell as dual, but it costs… https://t.co/61ozupKg7A https://x.com/i/web/status/2013108912380326218”
“Now that Tesla V10.0 with Smart Summon is out, Full Self-Driving price will increase by $1000 on Nov 1”
“@WholeMarsBlog FSD V11 rolled out at 11:11pm Pacific”
“@pbeisel I am a huge admirer of Nvidia and Jensen btw. That market cap is well-deserved. SpaceX AI and Tesla expect to continue ordering Nvidia chips at scale.”
“@EvaFoxU And I will review the audit personally. If you drive a Tesla, you should be able to believe in it to your core.”
“Will be working at Tesla on Autopilot & Model 3 today, then aiming to pull an all-nighter and complete the master product plan”
“Tesla Service Centers & Superchargers are being opened as fast as possible across Eastern Europe”
“Tesla AWD is dual motor, so you can fully drive the car even if one breaks”
“@SamTwits ArtCenter College of Design gave me an honorary degree for my work on the original Tesla Roadster”
“Mötor Trēnd https://t.co/jilxFHjkYW https://www.motortrend.com/cars/tesla/model-3/2018/2018-tesla-model-3-dual-motor-performance-review/”
“@iliketeslas @jurgen_nauditt Exactly! To be extremely clear, no matter how much I disagree with the Ukraine policy, Starlink will never turn off its terminals. I am simply stating that, without Starlink, the Ukrainian lines would collapse, as the Russians can jam all other communications! We would never…”
“@Teslarati Coming soon, our battle with Big Tequila! It’s real.”
“@WholeMarsBlog I had too many bottles of Teslaquila!”
“This can be applied to any autonomous, electric vehicle, not just Tesla”
“Good analysis. You can order commercial solar in literally 30 secs if you use Apple Pay at https://t.co/sCkn87vMa9. http://Tesla.com/bigsolar”
“@thejefflutz @davidfaber @CNBC @Tesla @lindayacc Even the AI community doesn’t understand”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Thank you and many others for your stalwart support through thick and thin ❤️”
“@truth_tesla @MadeInTheUSANJ Yeah, the public has no idea how much Tesla and SpaceX have been attacked/undermined, because we aren’t unionized (yet offer highest pay in industry!) and this administration would rather a company be dead than not unionized”
“@MinimalDuck @Tesla @Teslarati Ok”
“@netflix Teslas can charge from solar panels even if the world goes fully Mad Max and there is no more gasoline!”
“Tesla 1st, 2nd & 3rd in August sales”
“Model X races a gasoline sports car while towing a sports car https://t.co/xLIwxpZ36r https://www.instagram.com/p/BcGk5jjgyFn/”
“@Tesla My security car is called Baby Smurf”
“@teslaownersSV 🔥🔥”
“@Teslaconomics Yeah, it will be very difficult and dangerous”
“@JonErlichman You have the “invests in Tesla” part wrong. Do I look like Warren f* Buffett to you?”
“@tim_zaman @itsclivetime Super exciting work happening at Tesla in AI software, chip design & robots!”
“RT @matt_vanswol: I took delivery of my new @Tesla Model Y on Thursday. Today, I tried Full Self-Driving (FSD) and it FLAWLESSLY drove a…”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX @NASA My old delta-v mug!”
“@Teslarati Diess is right. Hydrogen is a staggeringly dumb form of energy storage for cars. Barely worth considering it for a rocket upper stage, which is its most compelling use.”
“@cb_doge Unfortunately, very heavy Tesla obligations require that the visit to India be delayed, but I do very much look forward to visiting later this year.”
“@tesla_raj New HVAC firmware coming soon that will make it quieter”
“@TheBabylonBee I feel like this has happened at Tesla a few times”
“@Teslarati Improving permit approval speed & lowering permit costs for solar would make a big difference”
“@DriveTeslaca @GruberMotors These are increasingly rare”
“@ray4tesla Tesla is shifting emphasis to diffusion for compute efficiency, but will probably drop even that. No company is anywhere close to Tesla in useful AI compute per Watt.”
“@BLKMDL3 @TeslaCharging Major Supercharger openings in west LA coming soon!”
“@DMC_Ryan @Tesla No problem”
“@existentialcoms Our giant auto co competitors have much greater access to incentives than Tesla, which means Tesla has prospered in spite of govt subsidies, not because of them. Tesla mkt cap has *risen* over time as EV incentives declined. How strange …”
“@tlowdon @EthicalSkeptic Some of the tests we initially tried at Tesla were ~50% false positive, including some from major medical device companies. Too many testing methods were approved too quickly. Wouldn’t blame the FDA, though. Public was demanding fast test approval.”
“@JaneidyEve Tesla HQ Texas”
“@EMTSLA None yet, but I did play some Cyberpunk and it works great. Syncs with your Steam profile, so you can pick up where you left off at home.”
“@teslaownersSV Much more, but I am simply stating the obvious”
“RT @HFields47: AMERICAN MADE! @Tesla https://t.co/WUhy0CfIty”
“With the new lower Tesla pricing, it’s like having a money printer on your roof if you live a state with high electricity costs. Still better to buy, but the rental option makes the economics obvious.”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey At last!”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣”
“@teslaownersSV As promised. Soon, we will share ad revenue from profile page views, which should roughly double payouts. Note, only views from verified users count, as it is otherwise trivial to bot scam the view count.”
