“@business Tesla’s action is not directly reflective of my opinion. Having some Bitcoin, which is simply a less dumb form of liquidity than cash, is adventurous enough for an S&P500 company.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@teslaownersSV @RealDanODowd 🤣”
“@SawyerMerritt Cybertruck body”
“The Tesla customer referral program will end on Feb 1. If you want to refer a friend to buy a Tesla & give them 6 months of free Supercharging, please do so before then.”
“Use 𝕏 Chat [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 chat is 🔥 - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”
“Grok is #1 in more and more countries [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok is taking the #1 spot in Productivity Ireland, Spain, Belgium, France, Luxembourg, Malta, Poland, Switzerland, and the Maldives Grok is taking over.”
“@greggertruck Cybertruck will change the look of the roads. Finally feels like the future.”
“@teslaownersSV It makes no sense”
“RT @Tesla: World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away…”
“Oh and it works in all AI4-equipped cars, so your car can do office work for you when not driving. We’re also deploying millions of dedicated Digital Optimus units in the field at Superchargers where we have ~7 gigawatts of available power.”
“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S floats well enough to turn it into a boat for short periods of time. Thrust via wheel rotation.”
“@TeslaMotorsClub It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me to do it. Just don’t like Facebook. Gives me the willies. Sorry.”
“Tesla self-driving [@HansCNelson] Had my first LOOONG road trip experience on V14 over the past week. It drove over 99.9% of all the miles for the whole trip. Holy smokes. It was so good! I don't care how fast an ICE car can fuel up. I NEVER want to drive that far without @tesla FSD again.”
“Takes 30 seconds [@teslaownersSV] > This is WILD 🔥 > Now you can turn any image into a video with Grok Imagine. > Add your own prompt, generate and tweet it instantly.”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla A real concern!”
““Hey Optimus, how was your day?” Kawaii Robot Anime character baking in retro vintage kitchen, light streaming through window, cute frilly apron, watercolor wash https://t.co/FtIASScwGv”
“@Gfilche @Tesla In a rapidly changing technology landscape, conventional wisdom fails https://t.co/91tkzAT21f”
“@EuricSanti @luisabinader @Tesla Thank you, Tesla is most honored!”
“@tesla_raj Lot of people don’t realize that you can watch almost any show in a Tesla”
“@DirtyTesLa Must be the traffic”
“Best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] Grok Widget Want both chat and instant voice? Just add two Grok widgets! Press and hold your home screen, tap Customize, choose Add Widget, and pick Grok.”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Good for him! Stud at 79 wow.”
“New Model S has 370 mile / 595 km range”
“Model Y, being an SUV, is about 10% bigger than Model 3, so will cost about 10% more & have slightly less range for same battery”
“@Teslarati @Writer_01001101 Sigh”
“@Tesla With pie 🥧”
“@Teslaconomics Very intense 7 days indeed”
“Grok can understand video [@AdamLowisz] I used @Grok on your Davos speech. I wanted to find a clip of a specific portion where you talk about using Optimus to help the elderly. My grandmother recently fell and broke her hip. Grok found the exact timestamp for me. 🫡”
“@Tesla Best choice for most people is standard range plus with Autopilot”
“@ray4tesla Looks familiar”
“The Tesla Robotaxi service area is already larger than any competitors in Austin and the Bay Area [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla’s Robotaxi service in Austin launched just 55 days ago (not 4 months), and since then the geofenced area has already expanded 4x. The in-car safety monitor has limited controls to stop the vehicle if needed, but they are not actually driving it. I’d much rather see Tesla”
“@rich_teer @Tesla We will try. Preferable for Tesla too, as they last so long. Unlike other makers of cars, our goal is *not* to profit from service. Best service is not needing service in the first place.”
“Tesla Supercharger capacity will double by end of next year. Expect to be within range of 95% to 100% of population in all active markets.”
“@TeslaTruckClub Worth considering”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla We’re making progress with Steam integration. Demo probably next month.”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Megapack (and Powerwall) will make a massive difference to achieving a sustainable energy future for Earth!”
“@CathieDWood We aren’t cutting the price of Model 3 to $25k. I was referring to a future car that will be smaller than Model 3.”
“@mrp @RealPNavarro @JoeSquawk @SquawkCNBC Tesla has the most American-made cars. Navarro is dumber than a sack of bricks. @IfindRetards @RealPNavarro https://t.co/gECgtZt5Sc https://www.kbb.com/car-news/study-finds-the-most-american-cars/”
“@DimaZeniuk @SpaceX @SirineAti @captainarve @andst7 @WholeMarsBlog @EvasTeslaSPlaid @GailAlfarATX @JaneidyEve @TeslaAIBot @1stMarsColonist Will get bigger. Ship will probably stretch by another 10m or so.”
“The physics of how Tesla achieved best safety of any cars ever tested. Note, when vehicle weight is taken into account, order is more like X,S, then 3, but they are all very close.”
“Exact Tesla Model 3 in my profile pic costs $35k before incentives & takes 1 minute to buy online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”
“Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok 4 continues dominating the "Battle of the AIs" leaderboard, now up +8.2% since late November — still beating DeepSeek V3 (+5.9%), GPT 5.1 (+4.2%), and the S&P 500's +3% gain in the same period! Source: @ralliesai”
“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”
“Join https://t.co/FgKC8Zt4k9 http://tesla.com/ai”
“Try @Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok #1 rankings 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — ~496B tokens 🥇 #1 in Programming Categories — 32.3% token share 🥇 #1 on Kilo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on Roo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 in Tool Calls — ~2.96M executions this week 🥇 #1 on EQ-Bench3 — Score: 1586… https://x.com/i/web/status/2004600610721546626”
“Due to a large increase in vehicle delivery volume in North America, Tesla customers may experience longer response times. Resolving this is our top priority.”
“Excited about the Tesla Autopilot software release rolling out next month. New control algorithm feels as smooth as silk.”
“Model 3 arriving in UK”
“@SamTwits I hope they’re able to achieve high production & breakeven cash flow. That is the true test. There have been hundreds of automotive startups, both electric & combustion, but Tesla is only American carmaker to reach high volume production & positive cash flow in past 100 years.”
“@Teslarati Much appreciated. This was a serious attack.”
