The tweet archive.

“If you don’t want a Tesla, here’s a list of all electric cars in North America https://t.co/phhBjCh2YI via @cleantechnica https://cleantechnica.com/2018/01/07/electric-vehicles-for-sale-usa/”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This was an *exceptionally* difficult quarter due to supply chain interruptions & China zero Covid policy. Outstanding work by Tesla team & key suppliers saved the day.”

“Many new features in 𝕏 Chat, our new communications system that has replaced the old Twitter DMs. It is also encrypted and enables audio/video calls and file transfers. [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat Send disappearing messages on 𝕏 Chat. After your message is opened, it will vanish based on the timer you select.”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“True [@skorusARK] "No man steps in the same Tesla twice, for it is not the same Tesla and he is not the same man." IMO we are reliving the "but have you ever driven it" cycle with Tesla. In the beginning people who hated on EVs had never even driven one. Now it's for autonomous, but the problem… https://x.com/i/web/status/2005636666048856451”

“@TeslaBoomerMama @Tesla Definitely need to enhance security”

“@TeslaSynopsis @cb_doge Trying”

“Try it out! [@teslaownersSV] Introducing 𝕏 Chat — the new DM system. Encrypted. File sharing. Disappearing messages. Delete for everyone. Total control.”

“First public Tesla V3.0 Supercharger Station goes live Wed 8pm”

“Tentative date for Tesla Shareholder Meeting & Battery Day is Sept 15. Will include tour of cell production system.”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Had to been done”

“@Tesla In close traffic, poisonous gas spewing from the car in front of you goes straight into your AC intake. Good thing gas/diesel carmakers didn’t cheat on their emissions or we’d be in real trouble 😅”

“@DirtyTesLa Anyone engaging in repeated theft of posts be demonetized”

“Cool! Actually, if you buy a Tesla without a test drive, you have 3 days to return it. If you buy after a test drive, you still have 24 hours. Trying to incent buying with no test drive.”

“@tesla_raj You can also talk through the car speaker. Great for practical jokes :)”

“@rarelyserious @Tesla For those unfamiliar, this uses Tesla Autopark/Summon. Slightly smarter version hopefully ready soon. By next year, a Tesla should be able to drive around a parking lot, find an empty spot, read signs to confirm it’s valid & park.”

“@Anc_Aesthetics @Tesla This person is not currently employed by Tesla”

“@GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Tesla is filing a lawsuit against Alameda County immediately. The unelected & ignorant “Interim Health Officer” of Alameda is acting contrary to the Governor, the President, our Constitutional freedoms & just plain common sense!”

“@WholeMarsBlog @karpathy Andrej will always be welcome at Tesla”

“Tesla 💨 app almost done. Important to get every note right!”

“Tesla Sentry Mode will play Bach’s Toccata and Fugue during a robbery (and keep Summer safe) https://t.co/wnS5qLeB2E https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY”

“When you get the new Tesla software update, go Ho Ho Ho. There’s an Easter egg inside the Easter egg, but it’s not funny.”

“Tesla Solar Roof + Powerwall in major new housing development in Austin https://t.co/u7NJAswFW2 https://bam.brookfield.com/press-releases/2021/07-09-2021-200014929”

“@WholeMarsBlog I stand by my prediction that, if Tesla executes extremely well over the next 5 years, that the long term value could exceed Apple and Aramco combined”

“@SawyerMerritt Yes! Stop the outrageous false ESG assessments, where Tesla gets a bad grade, but an oil company can get a good grade. Total gaming of the system!”

“Use 𝕏 Chat! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”

“@farzyness Exactly. This will greatly increase public awareness that a Tesla can drive itself (supervised for now).”

“When you read double standard articles about Tesla, please ask why. Maybe there’s a good reason that isn’t obvious.”

“@Jon4Lakers @Tesla Neural net upgrades coming that improve persistence across time & space (better object permanence)”

“@DMC_Ryan @Tesla It will be awesome”

“@teslaownersSV That was many years ago. Their cars are highly competitive these days.”

“Try using 𝕏 for audio and video calls [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat setting Select who is allowed to call you. Settings → Allow audio and video calls from:”

“@MadeInTheUSANJ I support free speech, but not any one candidate. In fact, I gave money to & voted for Hillary & then voted for Biden. However, given unprovoked attacks by leading Democrats against me & a very cold shoulder to Tesla & SpaceX, I intend to vote Republican in November.”

“Send any files securely with 𝕏 Chat [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat lets you send attachments like documents, files, videos, GIFs, and photos with full encryption for safer conversations. Just hit the ‘+’ icon located at the bottom left of your conversation.”

“@JeffTutorials An early season episode of the Tesla soap opera!”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX I do live in a $50k house, but not this specific one”

“The Tesla Truck will have dual motor all-wheel drive w crazy torque & a suspension that dynamically adjusts for load. Those will be standard.”

“Next will be modified Plaid with added aero surfaces, carbon brakes & track tires (all things that can be done without Tesla being in the loop)”

“Tesla Full Self-Driving option cost rises by ~$1000 worldwide on July 1st. Order a Tesla online in less than 2 minutes at https://t.co/qJm9uPBCX5 https://www.tesla.com/”

“Tesla software V10 is lookin real good! Releasing to early access list soon …”

“@DriveTeslaca @PeteButtigieg https://t.co/6MeFDpGCFJ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autopilot”

“@Teslaconomics It’s awesome 🫐”

“@thirdrowtesla @Tesla @AlamedaCounty @ACSOSheriffs @Dare2BWell I’m not messing around. Absurd & medically irrational behavior in violation of constitutional civil liberties, moreover by *unelected* county officials with no accountability, needs to stop.”

“@teslaownersSV @NASA It’s true”

“@Everman @AndyKiersz I paid most of my Tesla-related expenses too. Tesla last year was actually net negative comp for me.”

“Adding functionality to Tesla phone app allowing owners to request service for top issues with 1 or 2 taps”

“Availability varies by region due to regulatory approval delays and/or Tesla internal development & testing. Note: word “Beta” is used to reduce complacency in usage & set expectations appropriately. All software is first tested internally by Tesla simulation & QA drive teams.”

“@TeslaAIBot 🤣”

“@SawyerMerritt Tesla Team has done incredibly well, despite extremely difficult times. Could not be more proud of them.”

“@Teslaconomics @boringcompany The real reason for the “high speed rail” is money-laundering to bureaucrats, consultants & unions, not actually transport. That is where the billions spent so far have gone. That is why they don’t want an actually cost-efficient high speed transport system.”