“RT @MarioNawfal: JPMORGAN CEO: ELON IS OUR EINSTEIN Jamie Dimon: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is ou…”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@CodingMark @Tesla True”
“@teslaownersSV ♥️”
“@Halo @pewdiepie Cybertruck is inspired by games like Halo. Warthog irl!!”
“Looks like the Model S P100D Easter egg will allow it to do 0 to 60 mph in 2.4 sec and a 10.6 sec 1/4 mile via software update next month”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge It’s gonna be awesome”
“RT @VigilantFox: BREAKING: Pam Bondi just confirmed that a MASSIVE Tesla terrorist arrest is coming. “Within the next 24 hours, you’re goi…”
“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 SpaceX has more active satellites in orbit than rest of Earth combined, tracking to double rest of Earth soon”
“@TheEconomist The Economist used to be boring, but smart with a wicked dry wit. Now it’s just boring (sigh). Tesla will be profitable & cash flow+ in Q3 & Q4, so obv no need to raise money.”
“@teslaownersSV @stevenmarkryan Education is the path out of poverty and Internet access enables education”
“@heydave7 @Tesla A remarkable junction in history”
“RT @RobSchneider: I STAND with TESLA because Elon Musk STANDS for AMERICA!”
“RT @SecDuffy: Stopped by @Tesla Gigafactory in Austin with @ElonMusk to see firsthand the future of autonomous vehicles. We need American…”
“To simplify production, many Tesla Model S & X interior configs, will no longer be available after Nov 1. Order now to be sure of the one you want.”
“Tesla Megapack now available for utility-scale energy storage https://t.co/MQMgMkFfNm https://www.tesla.com/blog/introducing-megapack-utility-scale-energy-storage?redirect=no?utm_campaign=Utility&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=”
“@stillgray Cybertruck is the worst possible choice for a car bomb, as its stainless steel armor will contain the blast better than any other commercial vehicle”
“Please let us know what improvements we can make to any aspect of Tesla SolarGlass roof! Critical feedback is much appreciated.”
“@Teslaconomics You’re right. The actual time from when FSD sort of works to where it is much safer than a human is several years. The legacy car companies won’t design the cameras and AI computers into their cars at scale until several years after that. So this is maybe a competitive… https://t.co/9W5TaSTjwQ https://x.com/i/web/status/2008418074152636903”
“@Model3Owners Love Tesla supporters so much!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge https://t.co/porMpnWtuk”
“@SherylCrow @Tesla Change your screen preference from night mode to auto”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Join our underground movement!”
“@Teslaconomics So many NN’s, the visualizer tool crashes trying to render them”
“Try Tesla Insurance. Should be ~20% less than avg. Currently only in California, but expanding soon. Critical feedback much appreciated. https://t.co/L8xv8vxllj http://Tesla.com/insurance”
“@nayibbukele SpaceX and Tesla are growing”
“@weddleandsons @Tesla Nice work”
“CleanTechnica summarizes new @BBC_TopGear print cover story https://t.co/HGZZoQSTns https://t.co/vPHCRSz4rv https://cleantechnica.com/2019/04/25/tesla-model-3-performance-crushes-fossil-bmw-m3-around-race-track/”
“@teslaownersSV I just drove the performance Cybertruck today and it kicks ass next-level”
“@TeslaGong That is my gaming laptop, which has never had a sticker until now”
“@teslaownersSV Discreet packaging optional”
“@TesLatino Sorry, this is one of the last neural nets to be updated to surround video (from single camera, single frame)”
“Vote tally shows ~85% of unaffiliated shareholders in favor of the Tesla/SolarCity merger! Thanks for believing.”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @TheTexanNews @MayraFlores2022 @AndrewYang I supported Yang last time, but DeSantis has a better chance of winning”
“@teslaownersSV @_hamster_coin Volume should be measured in units of hamster 🐹”
“Working on Top Secret Tesla Masterplan, Part 2. Hoping to publish later this week.”
“@teslaownersSV So many stores shuttered in downtown SF. Feels post-apocalyptic.”
“Love this Tesla P100D drag racing video https://t.co/rxTTFOn8mp https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARzujfRiQ3c&feature=youtu.be”
“@Tesla Raising art to new heights”
“@MightyTesla @SamTalksTesla @ElonsWorld @Nikola_Truth @WholeMarsBlog @RenataKonkoly @stevenmarkryan @vincent13031925 @HyperChangeTV @TeslaPodcast Hell of a ride!”
“@vincent13031925 @Tesla Wow”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla opex is embarrassingly high imo!”
“@JowuaLife @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesLa Glad he’s finally seen the light 😂”
“@Scobleizer An accurate assessment. What is also mindblowing is that the inference compute power needed for 8 cameras running at 36FPS is only about 100W on the Tesla-designed AI computer. This puny amount of power is enough to achieve superhuman driving! It makes a big difference that we…”
“@cybrtrkguy The regulatory process for approval to offer insurance is extremely slow & complex, varying considerably by state. Tesla is hoping to offer real-time (based on actual driving history) insurance in Texas next month. Probably next year before we get approval in New York.”
“Those who predicted Tesla & EVs would be dead & autonomy would never happen are same people attacking Tesla today for 6-12 month delays, while ignoring major automakers 5+ years late. Why the double standard?”
“@TeslaPodcast @SenateDems @Sen_JoeManchin @SenatorSinema @SenateGOP Good point. Time to move on from hybrid cars. That was a phase.”
“@RomainHedouin Tesla is worth more than all other automotive companies combined. Which of those CEOs would you like to run Tesla? It won’t be me.”
“Reason RBC question about Model 3 demand is absurd is that Tesla has roughly half a million reservations, despite no advertising & no cars in showrooms. Even after reaching 5k/week production, it would take 2 years just to satisfy existing demand even if new sales dropped to 0.”
“Cool Model 3 review by @iamjamiefoxx https://t.co/hJDD7BjkE3 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tB15Da2TRWw&feature=youtu.be”
“@Teslarati Cute”
