The tweet archive.

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”

“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid I wonder if you can rent them on @airbnb”

“@SawyerMerritt Well that’s just exactly what Tesla is doing 😂 What they will find is that it’s easy to get to 99% and then super hard to solve the long tail of the distribution.”

“Yep, order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr in 2 mins & car delivered direct to home http://Tesla.com”

“RT @libsoftiktok: An anonymous donor donated 10 cybertrucks to the Las Vegas Police Dept. These look so badass 🔥 https://t.co/I8WuLrJaAv”

“@Teslaconomics All real & hot of the presses. Tesla Optimus team cranked super hard through the weekend to get it done. They are awesome!”

“@beffjezos xAI was not built right first time around, so is being rebuilt from the foundations up. Same thing happened with Tesla.”

“Try the new Grok Imagine [@tetsuoai] Goodnight, X. Grok Imagine image/video prompt 👇 image prompt: Extreme close-up of a single Tesla Optimus Gen 2 robot's black glass faceplate. The reflection in the curved glass shows the reflection of thousands of other robots standing in rows. A small red status light blinks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001908961445105780”

“@teslaownersSV You will not find a better friend than me, nor a worse enemy”

“Great Q&A @defcon last night. Thanks for helping make Tesla & SpaceX more secure! Planning to open-source Tesla vehicle security software for free use by other car makers. Extremely important to a safe self-driving future for all.”

“@SawyerMerritt That media report is false. Relations between Tesla and BYD are positive.”

“@heydave7 A longtime Tesla supporter gave me the Doge dollar sticker at Giga Berlin”

“@WholeMarsBlog The head of Saudi PIF committed unequivocally to take Tesla private with me, as witnessed by the Tesla CFO and several others. That is why I said funding was secured.”

“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla Tesla is building up collision repair capability to help address the grief that you went through, but usually insurance companies make you go their “approved” collision repair partners. Tesla Insurance will make it smooth sailing.”

“@LivingTesla @Tesla It’s there for when we start competing with Uber/Lyft & people allow their car to earn money for them as part of the Tesla shared autonomy fleet. In case someone messes up your car, you can check the video.”

“I should clarify: Tesla stock is obviously high based on past & present, but low if you believe in Tesla's future. Place bets accordingly … https://t.co/4zbc6vqZSZ https://x.com/mktsinsider/status/886976812626128897”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @Apple The @apple account would have many more followers if it posted content”

“@OwenSparks_ Yeah, exactly. Also, other companies are using the Tesla name for solar and Powerwall. Will put a stop to that.”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”

“Unfortunately, it’s hard to google Tesla solar links due to tons of ads & SEO. Go to https://t.co/UvQa8JOE7v to add solar to an existing roof & https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE for a new roof with integrated solar. http://tesla.com/solar”

“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”

“@Oreo20222 @ray4tesla I have rarely seen evil in as pure a form as Yoel Roth and Kara Swisher’s heart is filled with seething hate. I regard their dislike of me as a compliment.”

“True, cost of operating a Tesla is much lower than other cars”

“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”

“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @teslacn @TeslaOwnersEBay @blueskykites @Kristennetten @JenniCurrent @daelmor @IheartTesla @EvrybodynthrMom Children are essential to the future”

“@teslaownersSV Doesn’t seem real even when you’re standing right next to it”

“I stole the Tesla product roadmap from Spaceballs”

“@Amart15416132 @WSJ Your research as a private individual is better than professionals @WSJ! Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD. Moreover, standard Autopilot would require lane lines to turn on, which this street did not have.”

“Order online in 2 mins, 7 day return policy https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“@RenataKonkoly @Tesla @Teslarati @InsideEVs 🤣🤣”

“Playing Amish Paradise in my Tesla”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is awesome 😎”

“Please note prices on all Tesla inventory cars worldwide rise by ~3% on April 1”

“Moving 2 of 7 Tesla colors off menu on Wednesday to simplify manufacturing. Obsidian Black & Metallic Silver will still be available as special request, but at higher price.”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”

“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”

“Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials https://t.co/ueqBOovxYM https://electrek.co/2019/06/13/tesla-solar-roof-tile-techonology-custom-fittings/”

“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”

“@TeslaTruckClub Nice”

“@teslacn Congratulations Tesla China for amazing execution last year. Now on to the next for even more!!”

“@Teslaconomics True”

“Get Tesla Solar plus Powerwall battery for 24/7 clean power & no more blackouts! https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”

“@SawyerMerritt Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon. Next week at the latest.”

“Global map of Tesla Superchargers, including those coming soon https://t.co/Ld5FQgCSs1 https://tesla.com/findus”

“@GoodFaithEnergy Congrats on a beautiful Tesla Solar Roof installation!”

“@Teslaconomics If Tesla does become the world’s most valuable company by far, that short position will bankrupt even Bill Gates”

“Tesla Bioweapon Defense Mode https://t.co/48s5D3ZQO0 https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“Congrats to Tesla team on Model 3 winning best midsize car in Germany! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 https://t.co/4CDTf4c3eC https://www.axelspringer.com/en/press-releases/mobility-requires-freedom-the-golden-steering-wheel-2019-bild-am-sonntag-and-auto-bild-award-the-best-cars”