The tweet archive.

“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”

“@Teslaconomics Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw)”

“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”

“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”

“Tesla [@financedystop] His Tesla will drive him completely to his destination without him having to touch the wheel. We are basically at the point of fully autonomous vehicles”

“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”

“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“As I was saying … [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big”

“Tesla will hold a super fun AI party/hackathon at my house with the Tesla AI/autopilot team in about four weeks. Invitations going out soon.”

“Correct [@Teslaconomics] I realize more and more that there is such a thing as dumb person in life. “Turn off the lights and vision fails, LiDAR keeps working” may sound logical in theory, but the Waymo SF power outage really just disproved it. During the recent San Francisco power outage, Waymo’s… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003102684745019586”

“Model Y bestseller in Europe, probably the world”

“@vkhosla @Tesla @SpaceX @X Vinod, you’re not just such a pompous asshole that you tried to stop the public from using a public beach near your house, you’ve also gone full retard. My partner, Shivon, is half Indian and my eldest son with her is named in honor of the great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar.”

“🇺🇸 [@TeslaLarry] http://x.com/i/article/1988631857592750080”

“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Try it out. Aiming to be a fun experience for all, whether Tesla owners or not. Will keep improving. [@Tesla] Tesla Diner & Supercharger in Hollywood, LA Open 24/7, starting now”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Tesla generative video from last year https://t.co/s5ZodFigYe”

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”

“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”

“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”

“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”

“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”

“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”

“Tesla holiday software release being tested with internal owners today. Broader rollout starts tomorrow evening.”

“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”

“That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer. [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”

“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”

“Yeah [@muskosophy] Elon Musk on how Tesla and SpaceX have helped their competitors: “Nothing any of my companies have done has been to stifle competition. In fact, we've done the opposite. At Tesla, we have open-sourced our patents. Anyone can use our patents for free. How many companies do you… https://x.com/i/web/status/2021495748894883890”

“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”

“I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”

“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”

“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”