The tweet archive.

“In the US, you can ask your Tesla to play any Monty Python (or other comedy) skit. Doesn't work outside US yet.”

“@leastImAlive @PPathole Yeah, sold my houses, except for 1 in Bay Area that’s rented out for events. Working on sustainable energy for Earth with Tesla & protecting future of consciousness by making life multiplanetary with SpaceX. Also, AI risk mitigation with Neuralink & fixing traffic with Boring.”

“@BasedBeffJezos Tesla is working hard on scaling Optimus”

“@Teslaconomics You’re right. The actual time from when FSD sort of works to where it is much safer than a human is several years. The legacy car companies won’t design the cameras and AI computers into their cars at scale until several years after that. So this is maybe a competitive… https://t.co/9W5TaSTjwQ https://x.com/i/web/status/2008418074152636903”

“@weddleandsons @Tesla Nice work”

“Working on Top Secret Tesla Masterplan, Part 2. Hoping to publish later this week.”

“@WholeMarsBlog HW4 software will lag HW3 by at least another six months, as our focus needs to be on getting FSD on HW3 working super well and provided internationally.”

“@Tesla Would like to thank Robyn for joining the team. Great respect. Very much look forward to working together.”

“@TesLatino We created our own connector, as there was no standard back then & Tesla was only maker of long range electric cars. It’s one fairly slim connector for both low & high power charging. That said, we’re making our Supercharger network open to other EVs later this year.”

“Most people don’t know that the Tesla Supercharger network allows easy long distance travel throughout USA, most of Europe, Canada and China https://t.co/ZzN9Tabq8C https://www.tesla.com/findus?v=2&bounds=70.04727546592196%2C-72.3304073559143%2C-11.962870650187314%2C-138.2483761059143&zoom=3&filters=supercharger”

“@DimaZeniuk @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @dami_kolz @Kristennetten @1stMarsColonist @melaniemadri @daelmor @RationalEtienne @EvaFoxU @AstroJordy @28delayslater It is an honor to work with such talented engineers”

“@SawyerMerritt The UAW stole millions from workers, whereas Tesla has made many workers millionaires (via stock grants). Subtle, but important difference.”

“@BTCsessions @TeslaGong @wintonARK Achieving truly decentralized finance – power to the people – is a noble & important goal. Layer count depends on projected bandwidth & compute, both rising rapidly, which means single layer network can carry all human transactions in future imo. For now, Lightning is needed.”

“@Tesla Powerwall doesn’t need solar panels, but will work fine with both Tesla & non-Tesla solar panels”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla Tesla Autopilot/AI team did great work with 10.69! Some point releases needed for polish, so 10.69.2 should really shine.”

“@ada_lluch Tesla Powerwall plus Starlink should still work”

“@GerberKawasaki @Tesla Thanks to a smart and hardworking team at Tesla. These sure are wild times …”

“@LewisWithrow5 @SawyerMerritt I’ve tried to warn them and even offered to license Tesla FSD, but they don’t want it! Crazy … When legacy auto does occasionally reach out, they tepidly discuss implementing FSD for a tiny program in 5 years with unworkable requirements for Tesla, so pointless. 🤷‍♂️ 🦕 🦕”

“@Teslaconomics Solving AI5 was existential to Tesla, which is why I had to focus both the teams on that chip and I’ve personally spent every Saturday for several months working on it. This will be a very capable chip. Roughly Hopper class as single SoC and Blackwell as dual, but it costs… https://t.co/61ozupKg7A https://x.com/i/web/status/2013108912380326218”

“Will be working at Tesla on Autopilot & Model 3 today, then aiming to pull an all-nighter and complete the master product plan”

“@SamTwits ArtCenter College of Design gave me an honorary degree for my work on the original Tesla Roadster”

“@tim_zaman @itsclivetime Super exciting work happening at Tesla in AI software, chip design & robots!”

“@EMTSLA None yet, but I did play some Cyberpunk and it works great. Syncs with your Steam profile, so you can pick up where you left off at home.”

“@teortaxesTex @zephyr_z9 If you need an academic institution or some prize-awarding organization for your work to be recognized, your work is just not that great. It didn’t matter what prizes were awarded to Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton or Galileo. Irrelevant.”

“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 It was built & paid for at my request. Hunter & team did great work.”

“Tesla will soon have over a million connected vehicles worldwide with sensors & compute needed for full self-driving, which is orders of magnitude more than everyone else combined, giving you the best possible dataset to work with”

“@TeslaHype @WholeMarsBlog Yeah, the character assassination attacks have reached a new level this year, but the articles are all nothing-burgers. I work crazy hours, so there just isn’t much time for shenanigans. None of the key people involved in these alleged wrongdoings were even interviewed!”

“@Tesla I’m excited to work with Silver Lake and Goldman Sachs as financial advisors, plus Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and Munger, Tolles & Olson as legal advisors, on the proposal to take Tesla private”

“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey I’d recommend they get their first plant working. It’s insanely difficult to reach volume production at affordable unit cost.”

“@SawyerMerritt Tesla China has done amazing work”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Great work by Tesla team!”

“@SawyerMerritt The “260 mile” range Model Y’s built over the past several months actually have more range that can be unlocked for $1500 to $2000 (gains 40 to 60 miles of range), depending on which battery cells you have. Working through regulatory approvals to enable this. https://t.co/6d5Ntekk01”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Tesla team is awesome, such an honor to work with them!”

“@teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @nichegamer Some people use meditation or yoga to calm their mind at the end of the day, but video games on hardcore mode work best for me”

“Tesla rear wheel drive cars do actually work well on snow & ice. We did our traction testing on an ice lake! Dual motor AWD is great, but not required for cold weather. Just don’t use sport/summer tires.”

“@teslaownersSV We’ll aim to have it come out same time as truck. Two seater electric ATV designed to work with Cybertruck will be fun! Electric dirt bikes would be cool too. We won’t do road bikes, as too dangerous. I was hit by a truck & almost died on one when I was 17.”

“@TeslaSynopsis Lot of work between here & there, but it is possible”

“@wholemars I must give @AnthropicAI credit here: Opus 4.5 is outstanding. They are doing particularly excellent work at the pretraining level. However, Grok wins when applied to logic (software is just logic at scale) that isn’t in the Opus pretraining. For example, the Tesla chip design… https://t.co/JkpPOYGJIN https://x.com/i/web/status/1998876157991952622”

“World’s first very large scale battery has worked out well https://t.co/X7gdbL8U5b https://www.pv-magazine.com/2018/12/05/south-australias-tesla-big-battery-saves-40-million-in-grid-stabilization-costs/”

“@heydave7 The automakers keep being told that this isn’t real or that just buying some hardware from Nvidia will solve it. As Tesla robotaxis become widespread and their other solutions don’t work, they will naturally turn to us.”

“@SamTalksTesla Working on my Mom’s cousin’s farm in Saskatchewan at age 17. I think we did a barn-raising that day.”

“@cleantechnica Thanks for recognizing the great work of the Tesla team! 45,000 people now.”

“@matty_mogul @Tesla @karpathy Just want to emphasize this is the work of hundreds of awesome engineers in both software & hardware, over 1000 data analysts & billions of owner miles”

“@farzyness Walter spent a lot of time with me in meetings, but much less time walking the factory floor. Tesla and SpaceX factories have a great vibe. We encourage playing music and having some fun. Very important for people to look forward to coming to work! We pay more than the UAW…”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: 0.02% of the entire U.S. population works at Tesla—that’s about 70,000 people. When you buy a @Tesla, you support these…”

“@vkhosla Do some research before you display your utter ignorance. SpaceX gets no subsidies and received half as much as Boeing for astronaut transport, but did 100% of the work. As for Tesla, take a minute to read our public filings and you will see that EV incentives represent a…”

“@jpr007 Not bad, although new Model S has more range & faster charging. 3 & Y should use long range version, as Performance version is meant for max speed & handling, not max range. Supercharger network is being upgraded to 250kW to 300kW, so that will help too.”

“@Erdayastronaut The FSD improvement will come as a quantum leap, because it’s a fundamental architectural rewrite, not an incremental tweak. I drive the bleeding edge alpha build in my car personally. Almost at zero interventions between home & work. Limited public release in 6 to 10 weeks.”

“Tesla factory workplace safety is 5% better than industry average for manufacturers & improving fast https://t.co/axmInA9fZb”

“@WholeMarsBlog We are focusing on just Model Y with HW4 for the initial release. Make sure that works well, then broaden. This has the 5X increase in parameters. HW3 would run the same parameter count, but requires extra work to optimize the code.”