The tweet archive.

“Teslas are in tunnels under Vegas transporting millions of people [@boringcompany] Newest Vegas Loop Station at the beautiful Fontainebleau Resort @fblasvegas”

“The rate of improvement is indeed rapid. There will be a legion of Optimus robots this year. [@cb_doge] How it started v/s How it's going”

“Many talented people over the past few years were declined an offer or even an interview @xAI. My apologies. @BarisAkis and I are going through the company interview history and reaching back out to promising candidates. [@elonmusk] @beffjezos xAI was not built right first time around, so is being rebuilt from the foundations up. Same thing happened with Tesla.”

“Who is funding and organizing all these paid protests? [@AutismCapital] 🚨NEW: Joe Rogan calls out Democrats for paying people to show up to rallies and protest Tesla "For a lot of losers, a lot of people who don't have things going well in their life, and I've been a loser at many points in my life, if someone offered me $400 bucks to show up”

“Model Y is the best-selling car of any kind in the world! [@webdevMason] We just got a 7-seat model Y, and we're gonna make that itty bitty third row work for us by hook or by crook because **** I love this car Full self-driving is the first real life changing quality of life improvement I've gotten from a product in as long as I can remember”

“The latest version of Tesla’s (supervised) self-driving will blow your mind”

“Unfortunately, this was true [@iliketeslas] I’m in South America , and a friend who worked with USAID in different projects for 15 years just told me “everything DOGE found about the waste is true” we really lived a life of kings with USAID’s money 😅”

“Encouraging destruction of Teslas throughout the country is extreme domestic terrorism!! [@MarioNawfal] 🚨🇺🇸 TESLA OWNERS DOXED: SELL YOUR CAR OR STAY ON THE LIST A website called “Dogequest” has reportedly published the names, addresses, and phone numbers of Tesla owners across the U.S., complete with an interactive map and a Molotov cocktail cursor. The site claims it will only”

“Congratulations Tesla Team! That’s a lot of cars.”

“Congratulations to the Tesla team on making the first production Cybercab! [@Tesla] First Cybercab off the production line at Giga Texas”

“13 years ago [@KanekoaTheGreat] Elon Musk talks to Jon Stewart about Paypal, Tesla, and SpaceX in 2012. "When I was in college, there were three areas I thought would most affect the future of humanity: the internet, sustainable energy, & space exploration, particularly making life multiplanetary." @elonmusk”

“Extreme execution is needed, but a valuation of $20 trillion for Tesla is possible [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Chief Investment Officer Keith Fitz-Gerald says “Betting against Elon is like betting against Steve Jobs” 👀 He believes TSLA is headed toward a $20 trillion valuation.”

“Justice prevails. Meanwhile, none of the many short sellers who egregiously manipulated Tesla stock for years and lied repeatedly on TV have been prosecuted. Not one.”

“In support of the policies of President @realDonaldTrump and to demonstrate our confidence in the future of the United States, @Tesla commits to doubling vehicle production in the US within 2 years! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”

“My idea of a good time is working with amazing engineers to create incredible technology 🤩 The Tesla chip research fab will have all the machines needed to do logic, memory, packing & masks in one building for a lightning fast development cycle. Heaven 💫”

“Yes [@TeslaBoomerMama] 📸 Behind the scenes of the July 2022 photo shoot for Vogue. Seeing this for the first time today. Confirms my gut feeling even more. )”

“It will change the look of the roads [@Tesla] Robotaxi details”

“Shame on them [@CollinRugg] NEW: The Karen who was seen keying a Tesla in Washington has been identified as 55-year-old millionaire Kamelia Enzler, according to the Daily Mail. In footage obtained by @choeshow, Enzler was seen getting out of her car before slashing the Tesla. Enzler is married to”

“🔥😂 [@AutismCapital] This kind of slaps. Not sure if they wanted it to be a banger but it makes Tesla look even cooler 😂”

“This will change the whole look of the streets @Tesla [@niccruzpatane] The Tesla Robovan will literally become your living room on wheels.”

“Describe your favorite island vacation [@reidhoffman] Just one more of Elon's false claims about me: I never funded anyone for Tesla protests. I don’t condone violence. But it's clear Americans are angry at him – it’s easier to explain away their anger, than to accept that actions have consequences.”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Optimus is going to be one of the biggest equalizers humanity has ever seen. Bc when every family can access a robot that delivers world class medical care, it means the quality of your health no longer depends on your income, your zip code, or your background. I get it now.”

“Yeah, it’s outrageous! [@DefiyantlyFree] . @elonmusk ActBlue and other Democrat dark money is paying for vandalism at Tesla among other destabilizing anti-American communist crap. The Democratic Party has completely lost its way, and it is now made up of criminals and thugs who have obliterated normal political…”

“It does look awesome [@MarioNawfal] JOE ROGAN’S NEW CUSTOM TESLA LOOKS AMAZING Joe has added a one-of-one UP Tesla S-APEX to his collection, built by Unplugged Performance. The custom Model S features a carbon fiber widebody, white and blue pearl paint, and a high-end Banbū leather & Alcantara interior. It’s…”

“Yes. Please be careful in some areas, as there is non-zero risk of armed looters. Cybertruck side panels are bulletproof to subsonic projectiles (handguns, shotgun & Tommy gun), but the glass is not, so make sure to duck if you see anyone wielding a gun. This is not fiction.”

“Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals [@SawyerMerritt] More than 350 million vertebrate animals are killed by human driven vehicles every year. In general, autonomous vehicles are much better than humans at dodging animals. A compilation I made of @Tesla’s FSD stopping for animals, and often saving their lives:”

“Optimus+PV will be the first Von Neumann probe, a machine fully capable of replicating itself using raw materials found in space”

“I would like to thank Zach Kirkhorn for his many contributions to Tesla over the course of 13 often difficult years. Much appreciated and best wishes for the next stage of his career.”

“Correct [@C_3C_3] If you notice… The Tesla Terror against Elon really heated up when he started exposing NGOs and making the public aware of their taxpayer scams. NGOs like the SPLC…”

“Tesla Semi [@niccruzpatane] This is the sound of the all-electric Tesla Semi. Deliveries of the new Production Version begin this year: • Long Range model has 500 miles of range with a full payload. • 1.7 kWh per mile efficiency (average diesel semis are roughly 5–7 kWh per mile equivalent energy use).”

“Incentives drive outcomes [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk: “The homeless industrial complex is really dark… The network of NGOs should be called, the drug zombie farmers… The ‘charities’ get money proportionate to the number of ‘homeless’… so their incentive structure is to maximize the number…””

“Based on the videos I’ve seen so far, the worst fear of the paid Tesla “protestors” appears to be having to get a real job”

“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”

“To be clear, I’m spending <5% (but actually) of my time on the Twitter acquisition. It ain’t rocket science! Yesterday was Giga Texas, today is Starbase. Tesla is on my mind 24/7. So may seem like below, but not true. https://t.co/CXfWiLD2f8”

“Thanks Ashok! Ashok was the first person to join the Tesla AI/Autopilot team and ultimately rose to lead all AI/Autopilot software. Without him and our awesome team, we would just be another car company looking for an autonomy supplier that doesn’t exist. Btw, I never…”

“More fun games coming soon to ur Tesla”

“Even some of the best AI software engineers in the world don’t realize how advanced Tesla AI has become”

“🥧 [@Teslaconomics] Happy 24th Birthday @SpaceX! 🚀 Exactly 24 years ago today - March 14, 2002 - Elon founded SpaceX. It only makes sense to now IPO the world’s most innovative company so any human can own a piece of this multiplanetary future! Ad Astra!”

“Kapow! 💫 [@Tesla] World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner”

“First of all, there are no cuts to Medicaid, Social Security or other entitlements, unless stopping fraud is considered a “cut”. Second, organizing a campaign to call for the death of someone is illegal. The organizers and funders will be found and prosecuted. [@MrAndyNgo] Leftist protesters shut down access to the Tesla store in Manhattan by laying on the ground outside on March 29. They held up signs urging for Elon Musk to be shot and for more Tesla property to be firebombed.”

“An immediate increase in the birth rate is needed [@teslaownersSV] Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.”

“Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me. Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability. justice@tesla.com”

“Total completion cost of the Tesla Cortex 1 AI training cluster will be ~$5B [@SawyerMerritt] $2 billion+ of GPUs on the other side of that glass”

“The Tesla team put this together of their own volition (I did not ask for it). Thanks!”

“Samsung’s giant new Texas fab will be dedicated to making Tesla’s next-generation AI6 chip. The strategic importance of this is hard to overstate. Samsung currently makes AI4. TSMC will make AI5, which just finished design, initially in Taiwan and then Arizona.”

“If our retro-futuristic diner turns out well, which I think it will, @Tesla will establish these in major cities around the world, as well as at Supercharger sites on long distance routes. An island of good food, good vibes & entertainment, all while Supercharging! [@elonmusk]”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@VP] The people attacking Teslas are trying to send the message that if you support President Trump, they will commit acts of violence to try to intimidate you. Our message to them? Terrorists in this country will be brought to justice.”

“Try it out! [@Architexure] Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.”

“Cybertruck [@cybertruck] Trail assist maintains a set cruising speed with minimum slip on rough or steep terrain, allowing you to focus on steering Enable via Controls > Dynamics > Off-Road Mode > Trail Assist, then activate or deactivate Trail Assist when needed by single-clicking the right scroll”

“The ultimate master plan of @Tesla is to create sustainable abundance for all [@Tesla] Sustainable abundance”