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“@Tesla_Optimus @SawyerMerritt @Tesla 😂”
“Tesla cars, especially with FSD, are the safest in the world [@Tesla] Tesla Glass can withstand 4x the weight of the car”
“Tesla Semi is so clean, cool & fun! [@tesla_semi] Cities will be much quieter & cleaner with Tesla Semi”
“Tesla [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has just opened its 80,000th Supercharger stall. The 80,000th stall is in France in this newly expanded 48 stall Supercharger in Saint-Saturnin, which has solar canopies & restrooms. Tesla's global Supercharger network is now delivering 20 GWh of energy every day.”
“RT @wholemars: Tesla up 6% YoY, legacy auto down 19%”
“RT @Tslachan: $TSLA 🇰🇷 BREAKING : Tesla Korea delivered 11,130 vehicles to customers during the month of March. The figure is quite a surp…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Grok Imagine makes the cutest videos. https://t.co/jK5UsXyWz6”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Love watching Grok Imagine improve. https://t.co/hbzFSZp6W1”
“Tesla [@Cernovich] Last time I was in a Tesla, FSD was so-so and no Grok. Feel like I time traveled.”
“True [@battleangelviv] when Teslas become basically sentient, the Cars movies will be real”
“RT @Teslaconomics: For anyone that thinks Tesla is sucking in EV sales… you should take a look at Q1 2026 pure EV deliveries of other compa…”
“RT @Tesla_Asia: Under cherry blossoms 🌸 📸: Martin Yang https://t.co/WoyUk9j71s”
“RT @gailalfaratx: September 28 2018 Elon Musk email to the Tesla Model 3 drive unit team sent right after the SEC filed lawsuit "You’re do…”
“RT @leixing77: I've now had my Model Y for a few days and like to offer my own honest assessment for #FSD (14.2.2.5): Incredible is probab…”
“RT @TeslaCharging: https://t.co/VT7b6dWKhX”
“RT @TeslaCharging: https://t.co/H6WsoST6QI”
“Tesla Supercharger energy delivered is growing exponentially [@TeslaCharging]”
“RT @ashleevance: Fun story. This was the event that really compelled me to want to write a book about @elonmusk, @Tesla and @SpaceX. There…”
“RT @martinvars: Mi Tesla en Miami se conduce solo. Mi Tesla en Madrid no. Es el mismo coche, el mismo software, el mismo hardware. La difer…”
“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”
“FSD 14.3 is in Tesla employee beta now and will probably go to wide release end of week”
“Try out self-driving in a Tesla. It will greatly improve your quality of life and may save your life. [@Scobleizer] I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and”
“Accurate [@ray4tesla] Chinese influencer Li Chi flew from China to California for the sole purpose of experiencing Tesla FSD firsthand. Here are his impressions: “Flew 25,000 km — half the globe — just to personally experience Tesla’s smart driving and compare it with Huawei’s smart driving. I’ll”
“Custom orders of the Tesla Model S & X have come to an end. All that’s left are some in inventory. We will have an official ceremony to mark the ending of an era. I love those cars. This was me at production launch 14 years ago: https://t.co/6kvCf9HTHc”
“RT @JoNationLive: Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautifu…”
“Sentient machines [@AIDRIVR] @battleangelviv I was using FSD leaving San Francisco when the power outage froze the Waymos my family was with me telling me the navigation was wrong and made no sense, turns out it was avoiding all the blocked intersections”
“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”
“Indeed, it was *because* I was not from the aerospace industry that SpaceX made such radical breakthroughs. Same for Tesla. Those in the industry would have if they could have. [@ray4tesla] In this 2015 interview, the host — a Tsinghua University professor — expressed genuine curiosity about how Elon Musk was able to found SpaceX without prior experience and knowledge in aerospace, especially given that rocket science is one of the most demanding hard sciences — and”
“@teslaownersSV These reports are false”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Nvidia CEO Jensen “@Tesla stack is the most advanced autonomous vehicle stack in the world. I’m fairly certain they wer…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: O C C U P Y M A R S 🔴 🚀…”
“@MarioNawfal Optimus 3 is walking around, but needs some finishing touches before it’s ready to be shown”
“RT @teslajapan: 東京都在住の方が、今Teslaを購入すると、国の補助金127万円に加えて、東京都から40万円(最大80万円)の補助金を受け取ることができます。 https://t.co/hCaSJMsJel”
“Teslas are in tunnels under Vegas transporting millions of people [@boringcompany] Newest Vegas Loop Station at the beautiful Fontainebleau Resort @fblasvegas”
“True [@JessePeltan] I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten. A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)”
“RT @Kenmaeda77: テスラのFSD自動運転で新宿駅前を通る。日本🇯🇵でも今年認可され、イーロンがポストしていたように日本のサービス拠点やスーパーチャージャーへの投資が加速すると一気にメジャーな車になるだろう。 https://t.co/Xbw7z5Yv4T”
“Tesla is making a big investment in Japan with service & Superchargers. Many of the parts in Teslas are made in Japan. Panasonic has been our biggest strategic supplier over the past 2 decades. [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla plans to double the number of service centers in Japan to more than 30 this year, seeking to improve after-sales support for customers and gain market share. https://asia.nikkei.com/business/automobiles/electric-vehicles/tesla-to-double-japan-service-center-network-as-ev-customer-base-grows”
“RT @MarioNawfal: Tesla Semi just won over the toughest crowd in transportation: actual truckers. Drivers who tested the pilot models say i…”
“RT @_SFTahoe: TESLA AFTER A SPACEX IPO Many analysts assume a static pie — i.e. a scarcity mindset. They think a SpaceX IPO hurts Tesla lon…”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Two riders experiencing @Tesla FSD Unsupervised yesterday in Austin for the first time. "Woowwww, that's awesome. Look…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship will make a Kardashev civilization Type II possible https://t.co/oFJlfDCPBp”
“RT @DeryaTR_: 9x safer means tens of thousands of lives saved if every car had FSD, and millions of accidents averted every year. Eventuall…”
“RT @tesla_na: Also, every loaner comes with FSD Supervised And your settings & preferences will automatically sync from your own Tesla”
“Tesla FSD [@PeterDiamandis] Tesla's FSD: 5.3 million miles between accidents. US driving average: 660,000. That's 9x safer. And it's only getting better.”
“Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving [@Tesla] Instead of simply braking after the fact, FSD is able to anticipate intent before a pedestrian even steps into the road”
“RT @TheCaptainEli: Ricky, an amazing 71-year-old man, bought his first Tesla solely for the Tesla Self-Driving software. Without it, he wou…”
“The fraudsters always come up with the most sympathetic excuses and do so very loudly, because that is what swindlers do [@wholemars] > Elon tries to reduce national debt > Accused of murdering babies > “You’re a nazi!” > Tesla showrooms lit on fire > “Deport him!” > Congress passes massive spending bill anyway > “Why didn’t he solve the national debt?””
“Europe will love Tesla self-driving! Due to the extreme regulatory burden of the EU, which in general stifles innovation in Europe, Tesla owners there have been stuck with basic lane-following. [@SawyerMerritt] German TV reporter testing @Tesla FSD (Supervised) V14 in the country as public transport in rural areas: "I was genuinely impressed. In the situations where we experienced the system, it worked perfectly and safely. I hadn't expected that. Even in the bad weather conditions in”
“RT @teslaeurope: FSD Supervised handles Amsterdam’s busiest streets with ease”
