The tweet archive.

“😂 [@mikepat711] Elon in the earnings call conference room: *shitposting on X* “Elon would like to make some opening remarks” *Looks up from phone, grabs mic* “So yeah we solved FSD, gonna roll it out in June. Optimus on deck, Cybercab coming, new Model Y teed up at every factory. Basically…)”

“Tesla Model Y receives highest possible safety rating”

“Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology [@teslaownersSV] "Engineering is the closest thing to magic that exists in the world." Elon Musk”

“First Production Model 3 https://t.co/TCa2NSUNI3”

“Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!”

“The Model 3 is such a fun car [@Tesla] 10 years of Model 3 The car that started the EV revolution”

“Tesla Model Y price will rise by $1000 in a few weeks”

“First of the new Model Y design delivered from our US factories! [@Tesla] Celebrating first deliveries of the new Model Y at Giga Texas & Fremont Factory”

“Incredible medical care for all! [@niccruzpatane] Elon Musk on how Optimus will provide access to the best medical care for anyone in the world: “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman and will be able to do”

“Model 3 Performance is epic https://t.co/kyYRWFAF4X”

“Indeed, it was *because* I was not from the aerospace industry that SpaceX made such radical breakthroughs. Same for Tesla. Those in the industry would have if they could have. [@ray4tesla] In this 2015 interview, the host — a Tsinghua University professor — expressed genuine curiosity about how Elon Musk was able to found SpaceX without prior experience and knowledge in aerospace, especially given that rocket science is one of the most demanding hard sciences — and”

“Correct [@alojoh] In March 2016, Elon unveiled the Tesla Model 3, promising an affordable electric vehicle starting at $35,000. @Tesla When adjusted for inflation, that original target equates to approximately $47,617 in today's dollars. Yet, Tesla has significantly overdelivered on this”

“Congratulations [@Tesla_Malaysia] Model Y ranks #1 Electric Vehicle in Malaysia for November 2025 https://soyacincau.com/2025/12/11/malaysia-jpj-ev-registration-november-2025/”

“If you haven’t tried the latest @Tesla self-driving, you are missing out. It will blow your mind how good it is! Pure magic. https://t.co/vHo2aa9udl”

“If Tesla can help people in California wildfire, please let us know. Model S & X have hospital grade HEPA filters. Maybe helpful for transporting people.”

“Cool [@edmunds] The new Tesla Model Y is the best car we've driven in 2025”

“It’s awesome 😎 [@Tesla] Design & Engineering deep dive of the new Model Y Performance”

“This is still just version 13 [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla FSD (Supervised) review in Australia: "Once you’ve driven with FSD for any length of time, it’s hard to imagine life without it. Elon Musk and Tesla have changed the way we drive forever. There's no looking back. We put it through a weekend of challenging traffic”

“🎯 [@Teslaconomics] It's hard to imagine a person NOT wanting his/her own personal humanoid robot and there are over 8B people on Earth today. It's also hard to imagine a business NOT wanting its own humanoid robot doing useful things and there are over 360M business on Earth today. This is what”

“@balinares This is false. Anyone who can be in office, should be. However, if not logistically possible or they have essential personal matters, then staying home is fine. Working remotely is also ok if their manager vouches for excellence. Same policy as Tesla & SpaceX.”

“Thanks Ron ❤️ [@BaronCapital] Baron Capital Supports Elon Musk’s 2025 CEO Performance Award Baron Capital is in support of the proposed 2025 CEO Performance Award. We believe it reflects the same principles of accountability, performance and alignment with shareholder interests that drove Tesla’s past”

“Tesla [@XFreeze] Tesla Model Y and Model 3 are officially the world’s #1 and #2 the best-selling EVs for September Model Y: 141,000 units Model 3: 67,000 units Tesla dominates the global electric vehicle market”

“One of the best features of Model X”

“Excited to work with Tesla Service to enable same-hour service as often as possible! Applying Formula 1 pit crew techniques to Teslas.”

“🎯 [@stevenmarkryan] Tesla Model 3 Standard (2025) vs Model S (2012 & 2013) !!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? $TSLA”

“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”

“Formal announcement of the TERAFAB project, which will be done jointly by @SpaceX and @Tesla, tonight around 8pm CT. Livestream on 𝕏. The goal is to produce over a TERAWATT of compute per year (logic, memory & packaging) with ~80% for space and ~20% for the ground.”

“It’s nuts that all other rockets just smash back to Earth! “The Falcon has landed” almost 500 times. [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Rocket Reusability: “Imagine a pallet of cash falling from space, about to burn up. Would you try to save it? Probably yes.” “So we want to get it back that way, we don’t have to make another one.””

“Government should go from Raptor 1 to Raptor 3 [@teslaownersSV] Engineering is magic. Government spending will be going through this efficiency )”

“Model 3 is more affordable than most people realize”

“Try @Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@CoffeeNGrit] I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing,”

“Model Y bestseller in Europe, probably the world”

“Try out self-driving in a Tesla. It will greatly improve your quality of life and may save your life. [@Scobleizer] I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and”

“True [@abustin] I've been a Tesla driver for nearly 10 years. I've driven nearly every Tesla model. Cybertruck is the best Tesla.”

“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”

“Tesla Model S now first ever electric vehicle to receive EPA range rating above 400 miles! https://t.co/EOTwVfvHS5 https://www.tesla.com/blog/model-s-long-range-plus-building-first-400-mile-electric-vehicle”

“Review of new Model 3 by @MKBHD”

“Yes [@Teslaconomics] Elon believes Optimus will end poverty. “Imagine a world where everyone has access to the best surgeons, literally everyone. And Optimus will have the level of precision that is frankly superhuman. And will be able to do medical procedures, very sophisticated medical”

“Model Y unveil event on March 14 at LA Design Studio”

“Model S on Nürburgring next week”

“What’s actually amazing about this accident is that a Model S hit a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle. An impact at that speed usually results in severe injury or death.”

“Model Y rated highest in safety [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Tesla’s refreshed Model Y just scored the highest safety rating from IIHS for 2025 That makes it 7 YEARS IN A ROW Tesla’s earned this top honor.”

“Optimus will be amazing for protecting and taking care of your elderly parents [@AdamLowisz] This is a great discussion by @elonmusk at the WEF in Davos on how Optimus will help the elderly. Our population is aging rapidly. Just the other day my grandmother fell and broke her hip. She lives by herself about an hour drive from me, so it's difficult to be there all the… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014461643367870489”

“@all_in_tok Let’s not forget the White House giving Tesla the cold shoulder, excluding us from the EV summit and crediting GM with “leading the electric car revolution” in the same quarter that they delivered 26 electric cars (not a typo) and Tesla delivered 300 thousand.”

“❤️ [@briandstone__] Did a self serve demo drive of a Model Y LR today in Myrtle Beach. Self serve is a neat experience. You get a full hour but they ask that you immediately navigate to a supercharger for 15 minutes. That’s a great way for new owners to see how simple it is to charge. They also”

“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla has released a new video with @DavidMoss, highlighting his recent cross-country trip on FSD (Supervised) with zero disengagements. "Moss’s Model 3 handled every road sign, turn and Supercharger stop, traveling over 2,700 miles in 2 days and 20 hours. Part of his over”

“@wintonARK During the darkest days of the Model 3 program, I reached out to Tim Cook to discuss the possibility of Apple acquiring Tesla (for 1/10 of our current value). He refused to take the meeting.”

“@DavidSacks Everyone pays the same price for a Tesla, including me. Same goes for new Twitter.”

“It really is that good [@SawyerMerritt] David Friedberg: "A year ago I had never owned a @Tesla. I was so blown away with FSD that in the last week we just bought two more Model X's. So now everyone in my family we're all on Tesla because the experience is so good." via @theallinpod”

“Tesla keeps you safe [@TeslaAUNZ] Model 3 & Y both receive ANCAP’s Best in Class awards Model 3 is the safest Medium Car Model Y is the safest Medium SUV... and achieved highest overall weighted score of any vehicle assessed”