The tweet archive.

“Wrote this 6 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpCtZU https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”

“@ariannahuff Ford & Tesla are the only 2 American car companies to avoid bankruptcy. I just got home from the factory. You think this is an option. It is not.”

“Tesla Solar Tile Roof V3 launch tomorrow at 2pm”

“Tesla Autopilot saves lives [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Tesla has revealed that in Q2 2025, they recorded one crash for every 6.69 million miles driven in which drivers were using Autopilot technology. For drivers who were not using Autopilot technology, @Tesla recorded one crash for every 963,000 miles driven. By comparison,”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla 🔥”

“Good work by @TeslaEnergy team! [@XFreeze] Tesla Energy is now the largest energy storage provider in the world ~46.7 GWh deployed in 2025 alone, powered by Megafactories in Lathrop and Shanghai From ~4 GWh in 2021 to ~47 GWh in 2025 Nearly 12× growth in four years Tesla now holds ~15–20% of global grid-scale battery… https://x.com/i/web/status/2008949722866967019”

“@WSJ Tesla policy is to issue a recall *before* there are injuries. This is absolutely the right thing to do. Yet there were dozens of recalls by other car companies last month, incl w injuries & deaths, but you only wrote an article about Tesla. Why so?”

“Huge thanks to all Tesla supporters around the world helping the cause. We ♥️♥️♥️ you!!”

“Reminder to buy our S3XY cars before midnight on Monday! Prices rise slightly worldwide on Tuesday. You can order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”

“@cb_doge Tesla self-driving is by far the most advanced real world AI”

“@teslaownersSV That’s a real wrench!”

“@valleyhack Essentially. Long-term purpose of my Tesla stock is to help make life multiplanetary to ensure it’s continuance. The massive capital needs are in 10 to 20 years. By then, if we’re fortunate, Tesla’s goal of accelerating sustainable energy & autonomy will be mostly accomplished.”

“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 6-8M → 10M overnight. Free, no walls, actually useful. This is insane velocity. http://grok.com”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] Next time someone asks you a question… Just send them a Grokipedia link. It’s the most accurate, unbiased knowledge base online fact-checked, updated, and built to find the Truth.”

“The Optimus hardware and @Tesla_AI team are doing incredible work! [@Tesla_Optimus] I’ve been walking around the @Tesla office for weeks and they still haven’t given me a badge”

“Wort reading the whole thing https://t.co/4lyaV7kIS4 https://www.tesla.com/ns_videos/2019-tesla-impact-report.pdf”

“Buying a car in 2019 that can’t upgrade to full self-driving is like buying a horse instead of a car in 1919 https://t.co/oEjXdmyJiJ https://cleantechnica.com/2019/04/14/the-mystery-of-tesla-model-3-demand/”

“Thanks for the cool suggestions 😀❤️👍 More fun coming to your Tesla soon!”

“@Teslarati SpaceX in south Texas & Tesla in central have been providing direct assistance where feasible (eg save cold turtles & help power the water treatment plant). Please let us know if we may be helpful in other ways.”

“Tesla doing laps at Nerdburgering”

“@lexfridman Tesla engineering is awesome!”

“Real fraud going on is denial of climate science. As for "subsidies", Tesla gets pennies on dollar vs coal. How about we both go to zero?”

“@Tesla EV-1 -> Tzero -> Roadster -> S3XY -> Semi -> Cybertruck …”

“Made with Grok Imagine [@teslaownersSV] Grok Imagine is 🤯 Super realistic”

“Join the @Tesla_Optimus team either in AI or electromechanical engineering! [@julianibarz] Human labor is one of the last bottlenecks to solve to get to unlimited economic growth. We're hiring actively across almost all Optimus teams. Optimus is one of the hardest projects to work on right now that will likely have the biggest impact on human society for the next… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014418323874971741”

“@Tesla Covered in snow & ice, roads mostly closed & no power in Austin”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla 🤣🤣”

“Please vote your shares with Tesla!”

“Cool 😎 [@LVMPD] ⚡️The future has arrived!⚡️ Our LVMPD Cybertrucks are set to enter service soon! We've had them at our emergency vehicle operations course (EVOC), and recently they've received their Metro Police decals. These vehicles are filled with cutting-edge technology and decked out to”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Civilization is more fragile than it would seem”

“Grok ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok saves a life. In late 2025, a 49-year-old man, pseudonymously known as "u/Tykjen" on Reddit, Norwegian—credits xAI’s Grok AI with saving his life after a near-fatal misdiagnosis. After 24 hours of severe abdominal pain, an ER visit resulted in antacids for… https://x.com/i/web/status/2006840740412883214”

“Model S at Nürburgring has 7 seats”

“@teslaownersSV @imPenny2x @ADL If this continues, we will have no choice but to file a defamation suit against, ironically, the “Anti-Defamation” League. If they lose the defamation suit, we will insist that they drop the the “anti” part of their name, since obviously … 😂”

“Please note that the price of the Tesla Full Self-Driving option will increase substantially over time”

“Just finished an amazing 3 day visit to China. The world has never seen human energy & vigor at such scale. Incredibly impressed with Tesla China team & potential for the future.”

“@PPathole @Tesla Still working through a lot of challenges with the government”

“19 years ago, when my 1st company got bought, I had to decide between buying a house in Palo Alto or a McLaren F1 (best car ever imo). Was no contest. I bought F1 & a small condo that was much cheaper than the car. New Tesla Roadster will exceed all gas sports cars in every way…”

“Tesla [@mitchdeg] What a shock for the Tesla haters: Auto Plus, the car magazine with the biggest audience in France (by far), awards the reliability crown to Tesla in 2026!”

“@Model3Owners To be frank, there is always some chance that Cybertruck will flop, because it is so unlike anything else. I don’t care. I love it so much even if others don’t. Other trucks look like copies of the same thing, but Cybertruck looks like it was made by aliens from the future.”

“Tesla Master Plan, Part Deux https://t.co/XQeTlsoEdE http://tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”

“Starting next month, Tesla will charge $1000 for color black (same price as silver)”

“@BillyM2k The battery pack never even caught fire and the tires are still inflated! Once we get this Cybertruck back to Tesla, we’ll buff out the scratches and get it back on the road.”

“@thehill Don’t mislead the public. State said YES, an unelected county official is the problem. Tesla factory in adjacent San Joaquin county is fully operational.”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla @Ford @Rivian @LucidMotors Fed rate increases make cars more expensive for consumers, increasing the difficulty level for automotive companies”

“@TeslaAIBot Photo filters are so misleading 🤣🤣”

“@ashleevance Tesla financing round closed at 6pm Dec 24th 2008 – last hour of last day possible or payroll would’ve bounced 2 days later. I gave Tesla last of my remaining cash from PayPal. Didn’t even own a house or anything sellable.”

“Just reviewed Tesla’s service locations in North America & realized we have major gaps in geographic coverage! Sorry for this foolish oversight. Tesla will aim to cover all regions of NA (not just big cities) within 3 to 6 months.”

“Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.”

“Switch to 𝕏 Chat. It’s just better! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”

“Model 3 & Y have great air filtration too, but they’re too small to fit the monster HEPA filters”