The tweet archive.

“The physics of how Tesla achieved best safety of any cars ever tested. Note, when vehicle weight is taken into account, order is more like X,S, then 3, but they are all very close.”

“@Tesmanian_com The Tesla China team is amazing”

“Exact Tesla Model 3 in my profile pic costs $35k before incentives & takes 1 minute to buy online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok 4 continues dominating the "Battle of the AIs" leaderboard, now up +8.2% since late November — still beating DeepSeek V3 (+5.9%), GPT 5.1 (+4.2%), and the S&P 500's +3% gain in the same period! Source: @ralliesai”

“Production Tesla Model S P100DL sets Motor Trend all-time world record to 60 mph in 2.27 sec https://t.co/sxALQrM5Ls http://bit.ly/2kmMo3m”

“Join https://t.co/FgKC8Zt4k9 http://tesla.com/ai”

“Try @Grok [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok #1 rankings 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — ~496B tokens 🥇 #1 in Programming Categories — 32.3% token share 🥇 #1 on Kilo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 on Roo Code Leaderboard 🥇 #1 in Tool Calls — ~2.96M executions this week 🥇 #1 on EQ-Bench3 — Score: 1586… https://x.com/i/web/status/2004600610721546626”

“Due to a large increase in vehicle delivery volume in North America, Tesla customers may experience longer response times. Resolving this is our top priority.”

“Excited about the Tesla Autopilot software release rolling out next month. New control algorithm feels as smooth as silk.”

“Model 3 arriving in UK”

“@SamTwits I hope they’re able to achieve high production & breakeven cash flow. That is the true test. There have been hundreds of automotive startups, both electric & combustion, but Tesla is only American carmaker to reach high volume production & positive cash flow in past 100 years.”

“@Teslarati Much appreciated. This was a serious attack.”

“Joe Rogan describes Tesla for 4 mins & 20 secs https://t.co/ju6N683Dd5 https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=6076&v=O00gaA5u6BI&feature=youtu.be”

“@TrungTPhan To be frank, in the early days, I thought there was >90% chance that both SpaceX & Tesla would be worth $0. The press & aerospace / automotive industry at the time (correctly) agreed with me.”

“Riding in the Cybertruck”

“Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs with every Tesla. Just tap logo on center screen & wait. Easy access to most of discovered ones. More coming …”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla By definition, since I own ~20% of Tesla, ~80% of stock gains necessarily went to investors & employees!”

“Tesla Model S & X have hospital-grade (HEPA) air filters. 3 & Y are really good too. This has a big effect on health. https://t.co/48s5D3IfWs https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“Special thanks to Tesla trucking & rail partners for figuratively & literally going the extra mile”

“We could put Optimus in a cute outfit too :)”

“Looks like we can reach 20,000 Model 3 cars per month in Dec”

“Share Grok links with friends! [@teslaownersSV] Share Grok links with your friends. Grok is the most unbiased and truth seeking AI”

“@BigImpactHumans Looks cute, we should probably try this out. For sure with Optimus!”

“@grimnut @Tesla @WholeMarsBlog @DirtyTesla Haha”

“Grok ftw [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok Rankings Update November 13 Grok is dominating every leaderboard: #1 BlackBox AI #1 Terminal-Bench Hard #1 GPQA Diamond #1 SciCode #1 AAII Token Usage #1 Roo Code #1 KiloCode #1 Cline And on OpenRouter: #1 Most popular LLM (English) #1 Token usage (Top”

“Recording of Tesla AI Day 2022 https://t.co/7LR51x7pXa https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODSJsviD_SU&feature=youtu.be”

“@Tesla Eurovision”

“Super proud of Tesla team for great execution & support of Tesla customers greatly appreciated!!”

“Yo Timmy, how’s your day bro? 🤡 [@Tim_Walz] If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock 📉”

“Powerwall 2 peak & steady power capability is better than advertised. Now that we have lots of operational data, Tesla can unlock higher capabilities for free via software update next month. Depending on production date, power increase power may be >50% at 30C ambient temp.”

“@OwenSparks_ Tentatively, June 22. We are being super paranoid about safety, so the date could shift. First Tesla that drives itself from factory end of line all the way to a customer house is June 28.”

“Impressive Grok Imagine videos ✨ [@KettlebellDan] Grok Imagine contest of the day is here! 👉 design a new product for any Elon company (𝕏, xAI SpaceX, Boring, Tesla) Winners to be chosen across categories: - practical - fun - futuristic Yesterday’s winner the already famous “hamberry” (see below) submitted by @PaulanderAba”

“To be clear, orders are fully refundable, even after you’ve had your Tesla for a week”

“The Tesla construction and supercompute infrastructure teams are awesome”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”

“@TeslaBoomerMama “We lose total control” implies that they have almost total control already, which seems true based on how the legacy media all mysteriously have the exact same talking points at the exact same time. The media all said Biden was “sharp as a tack” right before the debate where…”

“@TeslaHype Coming soon. Sorry for the delay!”

“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”

“Tesla owners can refer someone to buy a Tesla & get any image they want laser etched in glass & sent to deep space for millions of years”

“@thesheetztweetz Not connecting Tesla cars to Starlink, as our terminal is much too big. This is for aircraft, ships, large trucks & RVs.”

“@Lockl34r @Tesla Unfortunately, there are thousands of automotive design rule differences between US & EU, including completely different charge ports. Gets worse every year. Not our choice.”

“@karpathy Thanks for everything you have done for Tesla! It has been an honor working with you.”

“@Teslaconomics Def me”

“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”

“@DavidSacks Maybe they are NPCs and Tesla just isn’t in their dialogue tree?”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] Grok Rankings Update, Dec 22 Grok Code Fast 1 — The Market Dominator The undisputed heavy-lifter of the global AI agent economy, sustaining overwhelming usage and infrastructure leadership. #1 Positions 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — 518B tokens 🥇 #1 in Categories… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003148269933781367”

“Music volume on a Tesla goes to 11, because it’s louder than 10 https://t.co/ab5hAMo3EN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”

“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid I wonder if you can rent them on @airbnb”