The tweet archive.

“@Tesmanian_com Award accepted on behalf of the great people at Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink & Boring Co”

“@Teslaconomics True ❤️”

“@wintonARK Cybertrucks and Optimus robots”

“Tesla customers are v smart & don't want media speaking on their behalf abt Autopilot. Recent poll: 0.0% want it disabled -- not 0.1%, 0.0%.”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L”

“Reminder that US federal tax drops by $1875 for any Tesla delivered after June 30. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr. http://Tesla.com”

“@SawyerMerritt Yeah, I was running on very little sleep for several days due to extreme work requirements. Worth noting that Tesla was very close to bankruptcy in 2017.”

“@Teslaconomics Will give it a shot”

“@rolandscahill @TeslaMotors Wearing anything at all is just a conspiracy by the capitalist running dogs of Big Underwear”

“@WholeMarsBlog FSD will soon exceed 10,000 miles between critical interventions, which is a year of driving for most people”

“@WholeMarsBlog We must focus on FSD for the other 99% of the fleet. Cybertruck FSD is a few months away.”

“@rainnwilson Your Tesla can function as a boat for brief periods of time https://t.co/FONhnIiv8j https://electrek.co/2016/06/18/tesla-model-s-driving-swimming-flooded-tunnel-video/”

“@TeslaSynopsis It is already on a lot of cars, but, given that is a completely new architecture, we are doing extra testing. It works very well in California, but needs more training for heavy precipitation areas.”

“@_SFTahoe @tslamoon1 @WholeMarsBlog That would be nice”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @StarshipGazer As backdrops go, this is a good one”

“RT @iam_smx: That amazing moment when Elon Musk took former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for a test drive in a Tesla Model S, and he…”

“@Tesla Also, you can request any service from the Tesla phone app in under a minute”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge In the meantime, semaglutide (aka Ozempic/Rybelsus) appears to be effective in appetite control with minor side effects”

“@WholeMarsBlog Then HW5, which has been renamed to AI5, in the second half of next year. The Tesla AI5 computer has ~10X the capability of HW4 computer and Tesla makes the whole software stack.”

“@teslaownersSV Beta 9 will start uploading at midnight California time on Friday. Bear in mind, it is still just a beta!”

“@niccruzpatane We haven’t shown Optimus V3 yet. It is sublime. The second two images are V2 and V2.5.”

“@ajtourville @xai @Tesla Haven’t read the article, but the above is not accurate. Tesla has learned a lot from discussions with engineers at xAI that have helped accelerate achieving unsupervised FSD, but there is no need to license anything from xAI. The xAI models are gigantic, containing, in…”

“@teslaownersSV First, no one has ever mentioned rehab to me ever. Second, if they are saying that I was able to lead Tesla to be by far the most valuable carmaker and SpaceX to be by far the most valuable space company *simultaneously*, that is the greatest compliment I have ever received!”

“Without the removal fee, Tesla Solar is unequivocally a guaranteed, instant money printer, producing $300 to $1000 per year (in after tax income!)”

“Tesla batteries are lasting much longer than 200k miles / 320k km https://t.co/z882nf6yv9”

“@PaperBagInvest Prototypes are easy, production is hard. Making an electric car was not the hard part of Tesla – dozens of companies have done that.”

“@TeslaOwnersEBay @AustinTeslaClub @JaneidyEve @Manic_Marge @brookec_4 @Kristennetten @OwenSparks_ @Inelonwetrust__ @CodingMark @WhatsupFranks ♥️♥️”

“@Rainmaker1973 Tesla Autopilot spends a lot of effort on minimizing jerk”

“@ElonMuskAOC I wonder what kind of hotel we would design if we did so. Our Tesla futuristic diner (Grease meets The Jetsons with Supercharging) in LA should be ready later this year.”

“@teslaownersSV Sunday/Monday”

“@Astro_Elliott @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Aiming to have hot gas thrusters on booster for first orbital flight”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Haha”

“@Teslaconomics Yeah”

“@techAU We’re working on accelerating RHD Model Y production. Didn’t expect demand to be so high!”

“Aiming to finish initial construction this summer, start Model 3 production end of year & reach high volume production next year”

“@Jason Thanks Jason! Super proud to work with such great teams at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink and Boring!!”

“@TeslaGong @wintonARK Bitcoin hashing (aka mining) energy usage is starting to exceed that of medium-sized countries. Almost impossible for small hashers to succeed without those massive economies of scale.”

“@DirtyTesLa We are gradually reducing it, proportionate to improved safety”

“@JamesClayton5 @markgurman @tim_cook Cook & I have never spoken or written to each other ever. There was a point where I requested to meet with Cook to talk about Apple buying Tesla. There were no conditions of acquisition proposed whatsoever. He refused to meet. Tesla was worth about 6% of today’s value.”

“@Scobleizer @Tesla @Waymo The streets will change very rapidly. Autonomous cars will be very common throughout the world in 2 to 3 years.”

“@DJjodes Would love to make a Tesla supertruck with crazy torque, dynamic air suspension and corners like its on rails. That'd be sweet...”

“@amitisinvesting It doesn’t make sense for Tesla to divide its resources and scale two quite different AI chip designs. The Tesla AI5, AI6 and subsequent chips will be excellent for inference and at least pretty good for training. All effort is focused on that.”

“@jamesdouma @LangleyDonovan Nvidia is providing helpful tools to the automotive industry, but the automotive industry is doing very little on their own By the end of this year, Tesla will have spent ~$10B cumulatively just on Nvidia hardware for training. We combine that with our own AI4 chips for… https://t.co/xqIbPDO8s0 https://x.com/i/web/status/2008679154598969430”

“@BrianRoemmele Slightly different versions of the Tesla AI5 chip will be made at TSMC and Samsung simply because they translate designs to physical form differently, but the goal is that our AI software works identically. We will have samples and maybe a small number of units in 2026, but high”

“@Teslaconomics Depending on context of surrounding traffic, yes”

“@Teslaconomics If this doesn’t convey gravitas, nothing does!”

“@Teslaconomics @Tesla_AI Best was working with such a great team of AI hardware & software engineers! It was more fun than going to parties on Saturdays by far. Least awesome was that we had to make several design concessions to move fast, but were able to finish tapeout 45 days ahead of schedule. AI6”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla Tesla is working hard to provide more Megapacks for grid stabilization”

“@Teslarati Amazing results by @Panasonic at Tesla Gigafactory Nevada! Very much appreciate extreme hard work it took to achieve this result. Together with Pana Japan cell plants, Tesla/Pana partnership is producing ~60% of global EV battery output!”

“@farzyness Anyone who vandalizes a Tesla will have a criminal record. Go ahead, make my day …”