“So proud of the Tesla team for achieving this major milestone! At the start of Tesla, I thought we had (optimistically) a 10% chance of surviving at all.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“The futuristic Tesla Diner is going well. Probably makes sense to open one near our Giga Texas HQ in Austin and engineering HQ in Palo Alto. 😋 [@tesla_na] Breakfast at our Tesla Diner now available until 2pm Lots of new items on the menu – come try ‘em”
““They are smart … for humans” – future AI [@Teslaconomics] Even when AI surpasses the combined intelligence of all humanity, I bet it will still look back at Starship amazed that humans built it”
“Starlink available in Congo! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Congo grants licence to Starlink, reversing earlier ban”
“128m (420 ft) is inevitable, as foretold in the prophecy [@teslaownersSV] Starship the largest and most rocket ever built. )”
“Starship 4 will be another 10% to 20% longer [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane. 🤯🤯”
“Baby me talking on a toy telephone [@Teslaconomics] With Grok Imagine, you can make any photo come to life and have it say whatever you want. “I would like to buy $1B worth of Tesla stock.””
“Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.”
“Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂 [@teslaeurope] Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results”
“Formal announcement of the TERAFAB project, which will be done jointly by @SpaceX and @Tesla, tonight around 8pm CT. Livestream on 𝕏. The goal is to produce over a TERAWATT of compute per year (logic, memory & packaging) with ~80% for space and ~20% for the ground.”
“It’s nuts that all other rockets just smash back to Earth! “The Falcon has landed” almost 500 times. [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Rocket Reusability: “Imagine a pallet of cash falling from space, about to burn up. Would you try to save it? Probably yes.” “So we want to get it back that way, we don’t have to make another one.””
“Reasoning from first principles is a superpower [@teslaownersSV] “Physics teaches you to reason from first principles rather than by analogy.” Elon Musk )”
“Troll radical left Reddit by saying nice things about me for the most fun 😂 [@iliketeslas] I went into enemy territory. I started to defend Elon on leftie Facebook pages 🥹 )”
“Many of those doing these “takedowns” have also sold Tesla stock short, so they benefit financially from a drop in the stock [@LauraLoomer] EXCLUSIVE: Are Tesla Takedown organizers getting paid by @elonmusk’s competitors to short his stock? Edward Niedermeyer was the organizer for Event No. 67 in Portland, Oregon yesterday on the Tesla Takedown list compiled by @LoomerUnleashed. Niedermeyer joined a @Tesla”
“🔥🔥 [@Teslaconomics] I never even studied fashion design, but Grok Imagine just made me the best fashion designer in the world”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Thanks on behalf of the Tesla team!”
“SpaceXAI + Tesla TERAFAB Project Goal is a trillion watts of compute/year Most must necessarily go to space, as US electricity is only 0.5TW [@SpaceX] Announcing TERAFAB: the next step towards becoming a galactic civilization https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1yKAPMzlvgWxb”
“Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch”
“Blow the whistle on Tesla! https://t.co/c86hLA0iQK https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?sku=1715672-00-A”
“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”
“Tesla earnings livestream”
“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] I no longer use Google Search Grok is the ultimate resource and companion.”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat > Signal”
“If only there were a company that could do this 🤔 [@teslaownersSV] We need data centers in space Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt: “We’re running out of electricity. I testified in congress we need 92 gigawatts more power, the average nuclear power plant is 1.5 gigawatts, you see the problem””
“Government should go from Raptor 1 to Raptor 3 [@teslaownersSV] Engineering is magic. Government spending will be going through this efficiency )”
“Tesla Supercharger energy delivered is growing exponentially [@TeslaCharging]”
“Model 3 is more affordable than most people realize”
“@ray4tesla Hopefully, humanity will reach Mars in 20 years”
“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”
“@Teslaconomics Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw)”
“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”
“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”
“Tesla [@financedystop] His Tesla will drive him completely to his destination without him having to touch the wheel. We are basically at the point of fully autonomous vehicles”
“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”
“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”
“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”
“As I was saying … [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big”
“Tesla will hold a super fun AI party/hackathon at my house with the Tesla AI/autopilot team in about four weeks. Invitations going out soon.”
“Correct [@Teslaconomics] I realize more and more that there is such a thing as dumb person in life. “Turn off the lights and vision fails, LiDAR keeps working” may sound logical in theory, but the Waymo SF power outage really just disproved it. During the recent San Francisco power outage, Waymo’s… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003102684745019586”
“Model Y bestseller in Europe, probably the world”
“@vkhosla @Tesla @SpaceX @X Vinod, you’re not just such a pompous asshole that you tried to stop the public from using a public beach near your house, you’ve also gone full retard. My partner, Shivon, is half Indian and my eldest son with her is named in honor of the great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar.”
“🇺🇸 [@TeslaLarry] http://x.com/i/article/1988631857592750080”
“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”
“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”
“Optimus will be the Von Neumann probe”
“Try it out. Aiming to be a fun experience for all, whether Tesla owners or not. Will keep improving. [@Tesla] Tesla Diner & Supercharger in Hollywood, LA Open 24/7, starting now”
“How to vote your Tesla shares”
“⚙️🦾🚘🚀🛰️ [@cb_doge] NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang on Elon Musk: "Elon is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We've built some amazing computers together. We're going to build many more computers together and and the work that he's doing in in Grok, his self driving car, Optimus,”
“This bot got hands [@TheCaptainEli] Elon Musk on why Optimus is so brutally hard to build (hardware side): “The hands are the majority of the engineering difficulty of the entire robot.” Human hands evolved insane sophistication — ~27–28 degrees of freedom, complex tendon web (mostly forearm muscles), crazy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022454161552417263”
“Tesla generative video from last year https://t.co/s5ZodFigYe”
