“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla Tesla is building up collision repair capability to help address the grief that you went through, but usually insurance companies make you go their “approved” collision repair partners. Tesla Insurance will make it smooth sailing.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@LivingTesla @Tesla It’s there for when we start competing with Uber/Lyft & people allow their car to earn money for them as part of the Tesla shared autonomy fleet. In case someone messes up your car, you can check the video.”
“I should clarify: Tesla stock is obviously high based on past & present, but low if you believe in Tesla's future. Place bets accordingly … https://t.co/4zbc6vqZSZ https://x.com/mktsinsider/status/886976812626128897”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @Apple The @apple account would have many more followers if it posted content”
“@OwenSparks_ Yeah, exactly. Also, other companies are using the Tesla name for solar and Powerwall. Will put a stop to that.”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
“Unfortunately, it’s hard to google Tesla solar links due to tons of ads & SEO. Go to https://t.co/UvQa8JOE7v to add solar to an existing roof & https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE for a new roof with integrated solar. http://tesla.com/solar”
“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”
“@Oreo20222 @ray4tesla I have rarely seen evil in as pure a form as Yoel Roth and Kara Swisher’s heart is filled with seething hate. I regard their dislike of me as a compliment.”
“True, cost of operating a Tesla is much lower than other cars”
“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”
“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”
“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @teslacn @TeslaOwnersEBay @blueskykites @Kristennetten @JenniCurrent @daelmor @IheartTesla @EvrybodynthrMom Children are essential to the future”
“@teslaownersSV Doesn’t seem real even when you’re standing right next to it”
“I stole the Tesla product roadmap from Spaceballs”
“@Amart15416132 @WSJ Your research as a private individual is better than professionals @WSJ! Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD. Moreover, standard Autopilot would require lane lines to turn on, which this street did not have.”
“Order online in 2 mins, 7 day return policy https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”
“@RenataKonkoly @Tesla @Teslarati @InsideEVs 🤣🤣”
“Playing Amish Paradise in my Tesla”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is awesome 😎”
“Please note prices on all Tesla inventory cars worldwide rise by ~3% on April 1”
“Moving 2 of 7 Tesla colors off menu on Wednesday to simplify manufacturing. Obsidian Black & Metallic Silver will still be available as special request, but at higher price.”
“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”
“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”
“Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials https://t.co/ueqBOovxYM https://electrek.co/2019/06/13/tesla-solar-roof-tile-techonology-custom-fittings/”
“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”
“@TeslaTruckClub Nice”
“@teslacn Congratulations Tesla China for amazing execution last year. Now on to the next for even more!!”
“@Teslaconomics True”
“Get Tesla Solar plus Powerwall battery for 24/7 clean power & no more blackouts! https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”
“@SawyerMerritt Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon. Next week at the latest.”
“Global map of Tesla Superchargers, including those coming soon https://t.co/Ld5FQgCSs1 https://tesla.com/findus”
“@GoodFaithEnergy Congrats on a beautiful Tesla Solar Roof installation!”
“@Teslaconomics If Tesla does become the world’s most valuable company by far, that short position will bankrupt even Bill Gates”
“You can now drive anywhere in the US (except N Alaska), most of Europe, China & Japan using the Tesla Supercharger network! https://t.co/2KV8FT8dkk https://x.com/teslamotors/status/884474294402547713”
“Tesla Bioweapon Defense Mode https://t.co/48s5D3ZQO0 https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”
“@LucentEnergy @teslasolarroof Beautiful work!”
“Congrats to Tesla team on Model 3 winning best midsize car in Germany! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 https://t.co/4CDTf4c3eC https://www.axelspringer.com/en/press-releases/mobility-requires-freedom-the-golden-steering-wheel-2019-bild-am-sonntag-and-auto-bild-award-the-best-cars”
“@TeslaSynopsis I think he should stay in the race, but they’re going to take him out”
“@teslaownersSV 3/4 of the way around the Earth”
“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey …”
“Tesla car prices go up ~3% next week, except for $35k Model 3. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr before then for current prices. http://Tesla.com”
“@aikatchu @Tesla Cool, lmk what we can do to improve the product, especially vehicle software/firmware, app & overall interaction with Tesla, as these changes can immediately improve the entire fleet”
“@teslaownersSV Tesla AI, both software & hardware, is far more advanced than even most experts realize”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid @paraga Bot block party”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla One day, there will be a little racing game in the racing game in the car”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Great work by Tesla Giga Berlin team & supporting contractors!”
“@teslaownersSV If Gates hasn’t fully closed out the crazy short position he has held against Tesla for ~8 years, he had better do so soon”
“@teslaownersSV A beautiful home for life”
“CNBC - “Tesla Model 3 ranked most satisfying car” https://t.co/shrTodu5dt https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/11/consumer-reports-teslas-model-3-most-satisfying-car.html”
