The tweet archive.

“Moving 2 of 7 Tesla colors off menu on Wednesday to simplify manufacturing. Obsidian Black & Metallic Silver will still be available as special request, but at higher price.”

“@teslaownersSV 🤣🤣 That was me tweeting from @SpaceX when someone else had snatched my name. I was actually one of the earliest Twitter users, but dropped my account because people were tweeting such trivialities at first. @westcoastbill convinced me to get back in.”

“@LauraLoomer Teslas will also automatically keep the car temperature at safe levels even without asking, in order to protect little kids and pets”

“Tesla Solar Toof Tile V3.0 starting early trials https://t.co/ueqBOovxYM https://electrek.co/2019/06/13/tesla-solar-roof-tile-techonology-custom-fittings/”

“@WorldofTesla1 Yeah, new Model S & X have PS5 level entertainment computing power”

“@TeslaTruckClub Nice”

“@teslacn Congratulations Tesla China for amazing execution last year. Now on to the next for even more!!”

“@Teslaconomics True”

“Get Tesla Solar plus Powerwall battery for 24/7 clean power & no more blackouts! https://t.co/mDoPO17YB9 http://Tesla.com/solar”

“@SawyerMerritt Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon. Next week at the latest.”

“Global map of Tesla Superchargers, including those coming soon https://t.co/Ld5FQgCSs1 https://tesla.com/findus”

“@GoodFaithEnergy Congrats on a beautiful Tesla Solar Roof installation!”

“@Teslaconomics If Tesla does become the world’s most valuable company by far, that short position will bankrupt even Bill Gates”

“You can now drive anywhere in the US (except N Alaska), most of Europe, China & Japan using the Tesla Supercharger network! https://t.co/2KV8FT8dkk https://x.com/teslamotors/status/884474294402547713”

“Tesla Bioweapon Defense Mode https://t.co/48s5D3ZQO0 https://www.tesla.com/blog/putting-tesla-hepa-filter-and-bioweapon-defense-mode-to-the-test”

“@LucentEnergy @teslasolarroof Beautiful work!”

“Congrats to Tesla team on Model 3 winning best midsize car in Germany! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 https://t.co/4CDTf4c3eC https://www.axelspringer.com/en/press-releases/mobility-requires-freedom-the-golden-steering-wheel-2019-bild-am-sonntag-and-auto-bild-award-the-best-cars”

“@TeslaSynopsis I think he should stay in the race, but they’re going to take him out”

“@teslaownersSV 3/4 of the way around the Earth”

“@Teslarati @KlenderJoey …”

“Tesla car prices go up ~3% next week, except for $35k Model 3. Order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr before then for current prices. http://Tesla.com”

“@aikatchu @Tesla Cool, lmk what we can do to improve the product, especially vehicle software/firmware, app & overall interaction with Tesla, as these changes can immediately improve the entire fleet”

“@teslaownersSV Tesla AI, both software & hardware, is far more advanced than even most experts realize”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid @paraga Bot block party”

“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla One day, there will be a little racing game in the racing game in the car”

“@teslaownersSV @Tesla Great work by Tesla Giga Berlin team & supporting contractors!”

“@teslaownersSV If Gates hasn’t fully closed out the crazy short position he has held against Tesla for ~8 years, he had better do so soon”

“@teslaownersSV A beautiful home for life”

“CNBC - “Tesla Model 3 ranked most satisfying car” https://t.co/shrTodu5dt https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/11/consumer-reports-teslas-model-3-most-satisfying-car.html”

“@chazman @aelluswamy Just wanted to emphasize again that our awesome Tesla software/AI team is who really deserves the credit. The talent level at Tesla is incredible.”

“Tesla owners can schedule service appointments in under a minute just using their Tesla phone app!”

“US govt testing by @NHTSAgov finds Model X to be the safest SUV in history by significant margin https://t.co/zAdb5FQPEI https://x.com/teslamotors/status/874610768427204609”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla will spend around $10B this year in combined training and inference AI, the latter being primarily in car. Any company not spending at this level, and doing so efficiently, cannot compete.”

“@ray4tesla “Tesla Hertz Shorts””

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 I love carbs”

“FSD Beta has now been expanded to ~2000 owners & we’ve also revoked beta where drivers did not pay sufficient attention to the road. No accidents to date. Next significant release will be in April. Going with pure vision — not even using radar. This is the way to real-world AI.”

“Cost of Tesla full self-driving option increasing by ~$1000 on August 16”

“@Tesla Definitely one of the best parties ever in Palo Alto”

“@AustinTeslaClub That is the goal. Our official name is actually Space Exploration Technologies. SpaceX is short form.”

“@yunta_tsai Tesla AI is where the rubber hits the road. “Make no mistakes” is not just a meme joke for self-driving AI. Tesla AI saves lives every day, at large scale. No other AI team can yet make that claim.”

“@ElonsWorld @Tesla @SpaceX @neuralink @boringcompany @EashanMisra That would probably mean civilization is doing great, although depends on assumptions for inflation haha”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla It’s our best car ever, along with the Plaid X”

“@WholeMarsBlog We could’ve made a 600 mile Model S 12 months ago, but that would’ve made the product worse imo, as 99.9% of time you’d be carrying unneeded battery mass, which makes acceleration, handling & efficiency worse. Even our 400+ mile range car is more than almost anyone will use.”

“@mcannonbrookes Tesla will get the system installed and working 100 days from contract signature or it is free. That serious enough for you?”

“Posting Tesla Impact Report, this time with summary points & charts in my reply tweets https://t.co/4lyaV7kIS4 https://www.tesla.com/ns_videos/2019-tesla-impact-report.pdf”

“@teslaownersSV We are not dating”

“In advance of this, please try to hack Starlink & Tesla Mothership!”

“If you’re a utility or public utilities commission, please consider using the Tesla Megapack. Better for the environment & usually lower cost than fossil fuel peaker plants! https://t.co/Ls4IfB0d6a https://www.tesla.com/megapack”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla Nice!”

“@Tesla He’s just kidding, folks, but best to turn car off just in case. Also 2001 was 18 years ago.”