The tweet archive.

“To be clear, orders are fully refundable, even after you’ve had your Tesla for a week”

“The Tesla construction and supercompute infrastructure teams are awesome”

“@Teslarati @13ericralph31 Exactly 🤣🤣”

“@TeslaBoomerMama “We lose total control” implies that they have almost total control already, which seems true based on how the legacy media all mysteriously have the exact same talking points at the exact same time. The media all said Biden was “sharp as a tack” right before the debate where…”

“@TeslaHype Coming soon. Sorry for the delay!”

“Motor Trend awards Tesla Model S best Car of the Year ever in their 70 year history!! https://t.co/TiMsQ3REvH https://www.motortrend.com/news/2013-tesla-model-s-beats-chevy-toyota-cadillac-ultimate-car-of-the-year/”

“Tesla owners can refer someone to buy a Tesla & get any image they want laser etched in glass & sent to deep space for millions of years”

“@thesheetztweetz Not connecting Tesla cars to Starlink, as our terminal is much too big. This is for aircraft, ships, large trucks & RVs.”

“@Lockl34r @Tesla Unfortunately, there are thousands of automotive design rule differences between US & EU, including completely different charge ports. Gets worse every year. Not our choice.”

“@karpathy Thanks for everything you have done for Tesla! It has been an honor working with you.”

“@Teslaconomics Def me”

“Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app”

“@DavidSacks Maybe they are NPCs and Tesla just isn’t in their dialogue tree?”

“Grok [@teslaownersSV] Grok Rankings Update, Dec 22 Grok Code Fast 1 — The Market Dominator The undisputed heavy-lifter of the global AI agent economy, sustaining overwhelming usage and infrastructure leadership. #1 Positions 🥇 #1 Overall on OpenRouter Leaderboard — 518B tokens 🥇 #1 in Categories… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003148269933781367”

“Music volume on a Tesla goes to 11, because it’s louder than 10 https://t.co/ab5hAMo3EN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o”

“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla Fremont team is kicking a**!”

“FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid I wonder if you can rent them on @airbnb”

“@SawyerMerritt Well that’s just exactly what Tesla is doing 😂 What they will find is that it’s easy to get to 99% and then super hard to solve the long tail of the distribution.”

“Yep, order online at https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr in 2 mins & car delivered direct to home http://Tesla.com”

“RT @libsoftiktok: An anonymous donor donated 10 cybertrucks to the Las Vegas Police Dept. These look so badass 🔥 https://t.co/I8WuLrJaAv”

“@Teslaconomics All real & hot of the presses. Tesla Optimus team cranked super hard through the weekend to get it done. They are awesome!”

“@beffjezos xAI was not built right first time around, so is being rebuilt from the foundations up. Same thing happened with Tesla.”

“Try the new Grok Imagine [@tetsuoai] Goodnight, X. Grok Imagine image/video prompt 👇 image prompt: Extreme close-up of a single Tesla Optimus Gen 2 robot's black glass faceplate. The reflection in the curved glass shows the reflection of thousands of other robots standing in rows. A small red status light blinks… https://x.com/i/web/status/2001908961445105780”

“@teslaownersSV You will not find a better friend than me, nor a worse enemy”

“@GovBillLee @xai You’re most welcome. We’re working on providing Tesla Powerwalls too.”

“Great Q&A @defcon last night. Thanks for helping make Tesla & SpaceX more secure! Planning to open-source Tesla vehicle security software for free use by other car makers. Extremely important to a safe self-driving future for all.”

“@SawyerMerritt That media report is false. Relations between Tesla and BYD are positive.”

“@heydave7 A longtime Tesla supporter gave me the Doge dollar sticker at Giga Berlin”

“@WholeMarsBlog The head of Saudi PIF committed unequivocally to take Tesla private with me, as witnessed by the Tesla CFO and several others. That is why I said funding was secured.”

“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla Tesla is building up collision repair capability to help address the grief that you went through, but usually insurance companies make you go their “approved” collision repair partners. Tesla Insurance will make it smooth sailing.”

“@LivingTesla @Tesla It’s there for when we start competing with Uber/Lyft & people allow their car to earn money for them as part of the Tesla shared autonomy fleet. In case someone messes up your car, you can check the video.”

“I should clarify: Tesla stock is obviously high based on past & present, but low if you believe in Tesla's future. Place bets accordingly … https://t.co/4zbc6vqZSZ https://x.com/mktsinsider/status/886976812626128897”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @Apple The @apple account would have many more followers if it posted content”

“@OwenSparks_ Yeah, exactly. Also, other companies are using the Tesla name for solar and Powerwall. Will put a stop to that.”

“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”

“Unfortunately, it’s hard to google Tesla solar links due to tons of ads & SEO. Go to https://t.co/UvQa8JOE7v to add solar to an existing roof & https://t.co/D9yUuL7NVE for a new roof with integrated solar. http://tesla.com/solar”

“@teslaownersSV We should require government ID and in-person voting (unless valid medical/ military/etc excuse), like other countries do or like if you want to buy beer”

“@Oreo20222 @ray4tesla I have rarely seen evil in as pure a form as Yoel Roth and Kara Swisher’s heart is filled with seething hate. I regard their dislike of me as a compliment.”

“True, cost of operating a Tesla is much lower than other cars”

“Tesla Powerwalls can support houses of any size, but the cool thing is we can tow this house around with a Model X! https://t.co/MmQl8BPetY https://x.com/electrekco/status/896912532031590401”

“Tesla Model Y review by Dan Neil https://t.co/3oS85UFaaR https://www.wsj.com/articles/is-teslas-model-y-crossover-the-worlds-best-car-11591365620”

“@GailAlfarATX @Tesla @teslacn @TeslaOwnersEBay @blueskykites @Kristennetten @JenniCurrent @daelmor @IheartTesla @EvrybodynthrMom Children are essential to the future”

“@teslaownersSV Doesn’t seem real even when you’re standing right next to it”

“I stole the Tesla product roadmap from Spaceballs”

“@Amart15416132 @WSJ Your research as a private individual is better than professionals @WSJ! Data logs recovered so far show Autopilot was not enabled & this car did not purchase FSD. Moreover, standard Autopilot would require lane lines to turn on, which this street did not have.”

“Order online in 2 mins, 7 day return policy https://t.co/46TXqRrsdr http://Tesla.com”

“@RenataKonkoly @Tesla @Teslarati @InsideEVs 🤣🤣”

“Playing Amish Paradise in my Tesla”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla This is awesome 😎”