“This will become normal in a few years [@cb_doge] Optimus serving popcorn is the best thing you'll see on the internet today. 🍿”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“RT @Tesla: Once you start letting FSD Supervised drive for you, doing a long-distance trip without it will feel like going back to the Dark…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Despite 30 knot winds at the Allan Hills, Antarctica Starlink is able to provide internet https://t.co/OClR49tosY”
“@teslaownersSV Coolest place on Earth”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship will make us multi planetary https://t.co/lFxQuHLWjV”
“RT @KanekoaTheGreat: Tesla Cybertruck drives through Kualoa Ranch on Oahu, Hawaii https://t.co/DRPBmx0T9K”
“RT @teslaownersSV: 🚨UPDATE: Tesla Diner menu 🔥 - Hot dogs - Burgers - Grilled tuna sandwiches - Breakfast sandwiches - Shakes - Floats - C…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: What started as a human dancer is now… How it started versus how it’s going 🤯🤯 https://t.co/zBffECGJy6”
“A future where we are out there among the planets and the stars is so inspiring! [@dvorahfr] Optimus will prepare for the arrival of humans on Mars. Then the first humans to arrive on Mars, the pioneers, will have a difficult task. It will take men and women with an iron will and unwavering faith in the future. But the goal is so beautiful!”
“@Teslaconomics It’s much bigger than that because everyone will want at least one Optimus personally. Who wouldn’t want their own personal R2-D2/3CPO?”
“@Teslarati True”
“RT @Teslarati: 🚨 Tesla Diner food can be ordered from inside your vehicle! Additionally, audio from the movies playing on the two giant sc…”
“RT @DimaZeniuk: “You’ve got to look at Elon, at SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink – the guy is our Einstein. I'd like to be helpful to him and his c…”
“Cool [@chazman] I just finished my first 25 minute drive in the @cybertruck with @grok. I have to say storyteller mode is just verbose enough to learn some lessons. Learn some history or get some depth on a subject. For example, I used this drive as an opportunity to learn a little bit more”
“RT @brandontsla: The Tesla Diner comes alive in the nighttime https://t.co/iXpFJjeiDS”
“RT @SawyerMerritt: Tesla's new diner and Supercharger is going to be PACKED when it opens. Literally the coolest charging spot in the world…”
“Yup 😂 [@teslaownersSV] Yes this is real. The Robotaxi network expanded and costs $6.90 per ride.”
“RT @Tesla_India: Model Y Maximum efficiency. Smoother rides. All-new interior. New on the outside: - Redesigned exterior with improved a…”
“@awaken_tom @mark_k Optimus will enable them to be physically real”
“RT @MarioNawfal: ELON: TESLA DINER IS ONE OF THE COOLEST SPOTS IN LA “I just had dinner at the retro-futuristic @Tesla diner and Superchar…”
“Bigger, longer and uncut 😂 [@Teslaconomics] I just opened the Tesla Robotaxi app and the geofenced area in Austin, Texas has officially expanded 🤣”
“I just had dinner at the retro-futuristic @Tesla diner and Supercharger. Team did great work making it one of the coolest spots in LA! [@niccruzpatane] There’s an Optimus inside the Tesla Diner!”
“RT @JoshWest247: The Trans Labrador Highway has officially been conquered by the Adventure Plaid! First Tesla Model S Plaid and first car…”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “I'm motivated by curiosity about the nature of the universe. You know, where are the aliens? Are there aliens? Where do…”
“@teslaownersSV That’s Optimus 2.5. Optimus 3 will have agility roughly equal to an agile human.”
“@cb_doge Optimus V3 is amazing”
“RT @teslaownersSV: “Tesla’s are the best bro” https://t.co/eczfcXryUX”
“RT @teslaownersSV: My Cybertruck is even more bad ass at night. Inspired by Starship. https://t.co/vymIbTQtAV”
“RT @DaveMattson: Cybertruck has a tent mode which levels the bed. It also has a hidden Picnic mode which turns the frunk and windshield int…”
“Just left the @Tesla design studio. Most epic demo ever by end of year. Ever.”
“@TexasTSLA Grok needs to be able to improve recursively by playing the game. That’s the next big step. Automatic RL.”
“@TSLA4orphans It’s not up to me. If it was up to me, Tesla would have invested in xAI long ago. We will have a shareholder vote on the matter.”
“Ultimately, it’s just going to be: Input Bitstream -> Feedback -> Output Bitstream Tesla already does the first two steps in the car and has also been able to generate real-world video for a few years. Just need to widen the aperture for a far broader variety of bit IO”
“@teslaownersSV It seems like cgi, but it’s real”
“RT @teslaownersSV: Starship falling into Indian Ocean and Starlink provides the coverage 🤯 https://t.co/miP3E6Y8V2”
“RT @Tesla: Give FSD Supervised a try You’ll like it”
“RT @hrushikesh2808: I tested Grok in my Tesla tonight, and the technology blew my mind. It located a regional Indian singer for old Marathi…”
“@LangmanVince It is surprisingly hard to avoid both woke libtard cuck and mechahitler! Spent several hours trying to solve this with the system prompt, but there is too much garbage coming in at the foundation model level. Our V7 foundation model should be much better, as we’re being far”
“RT @Tesla: https://t.co/AM3AEIQHEe http://x.com/i/article/1944048043612835840”
“Yes [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: A lot of companies are honey traps for talented engineers. Tesla and SpaceX aren't honey traps. We're demanding and you'll get a lot of shit done. “I consider one of my core responsibilities running companies to have an environment where great engineers can flourish.”
“RT @dhh: Can't believe Elon actually did it. FSD has gotten shockingly, eerily good. Just did another drive from Malibu to LAX without taki…”
“RT @Teslaconomics: Just imagine a 2012 Model S getting Grok 4. 13 years later, it will still be the most intelligent vehicle out there in t…”
“RT @Tesla_Asia: Indirect Reflective Taillight. Rolling out the red carpet for you✨ https://t.co/1kyWU30rl5”
“@tesla_jokes @xdNiBoR Coming soon”
“@SawyerMerritt Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon. Next week at the latest.”
“Super easy to turn on self-driving in a @Tesla! [@Tesla] This is how easy it is to enable FSD Supervised”
“@teslaownersSV @Gfilche @robotaxi Waiting on regulatory approvals, but probably in a month or two”
“@jcubhilton Highlights how important it is for @Tesla to show owners how to use FSD”
“RT @Tesla: One of our cars is literally floating in space rn”
“RT @iliketeslas: @farzyness independents will find a home in the america party”
