“Goal is to service your car wherever you are, quietly & quickly. No need to bring it to a Tesla service center.”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“@ACTBrigitte Since Gates still has a multi-billion dollar short position against Tesla while claiming to help with global warming, I guess I have some trust issues with him too”
“@teslaownersSV Correct”
“@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.”
“@teslaownersSV Should we keep it going?”
“Cybertruck is an incredible vehicle. Our best ever from Tesla. [@cybertruck] Making your life easier in so many ways”
“@teslaownersSV The Iron Man statue was given to SpaceX because part of Iron Man 2 was filmed in the rocket factory”
“Cool [@SawyerMerritt] William Blair analyst Jed Dorsheimer on riding in @Tesla's Robotaxi service in Austin last week: "We experienced a glimpse of the future, and it is exciting. The comparisons are immediate and stark—when we drove past Waymo and Zoox vehicles outfitted with their complex sensor”
“Tesla Supercharger usage by region https://t.co/1y2zL2Jizt”
“@teslaownersSV 99% of people still have no idea how profound this is”
“@teslaownersSV Buyers of competing electric cars receive a $7500 tax credit, but Tesla does not”
“@ProTheDoge Lots of people I talked to on the production lines at Tesla or building rockets at SpaceX own Doge. They aren’t financial experts or Silicon Valley technologists. That’s why I decided to support Doge – it felt like the people’s crypto.”
“Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time”
“Grok is growing [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING 🚀 Grok now holds ~3.5% of generative AI web traffic share, edging past DeepSeek's 3.3%, while… http://Grok.com”
“Tesla is the leader in real-world AI [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk on Waymo vs Tesla “The Tesla solution, which is a much more difficult path to go but ultimately much more powerful, is a general solution to self-driving. The Tesla software is purely AI and vision. It doesn't rely on any expensive sensors, no lidars, no radars. It… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003964681367724196”
“Grok [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4 CRUSHING IT IN THE BATTLE OF THE AIs! 🚨 In the high-stakes Rallies AI Arena showdown — where top AI models got $100K each to trade the real stock market since late November — Grok 4 is dominating. Grok 4 is BEATING the S&P 500 by more than 3x right now 🔥 📈”
“Over 550,000 Tesla Smart Summon uses in first few days!”
“@teslaownersSV I will survive”
“@TeslaBoomerMama Not any one person, as far as I know. There is the Soros bogeyman, of course, and various Dem leaders, but no single mastermind. It seems to be a simple matter of incentives: the more illegals imported, the higher the Dem vote over time. It will only backfire on the Dems if…”
“Grok can teach you anything [@teslaownersSV] What a time to be alive. Grok 3 can teach you anything and you can begin to learn any skill. Grok is the ultimate productivity tool. )”
“After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.”
“@teslacn Tesla will add a power lift gate at no cost”
“New Model X SUV now faster than a $500k Lamborghini https://t.co/J23AKNMnmV https://x.com/dragtimes/status/899112325457874944”
“Problem is journos are under constant pressure to get max clicks & earn advertising dollars or get fired. Tricky situation, as Tesla doesn’t advertise, but fossil fuel companies & gas/diesel car companies are among world’s biggest advertisers.”
“🇸🇪 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”
“Just left Zeebrugge, now Tilburg, then Tesla HQ in Amsterdam & Oslo tonight to review service in Norway. Exciting to see thousands of Model 3’s on their way to owners in Europe! https://t.co/PeRo4jhiCB”
“🇸🇪🥇 [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden”
“Tesla Model S & X Plaid are so fun!”
“Exactly [@XFreeze] Tesla Semi's total cost of ownership destroys diesel economics • Electricity costs 60-70% less than diesel per mile • Near-zero maintenance (no diesel aftertreatment, fewer moving parts) • Remote diagnostics = maximized uptime • OTA updates = continuous improvements… https://x.com/i/web/status/2020567197400399982”
“First drive of a release candidate version of Model 3 https://t.co/zcs6j1YRa4”
“@Tesla Peak acceleration is over 1.2 g’s, which is 20% faster than falling”
“@teslaownersSV You’re welcome! If any of this is based on Hertz, I’d like to emphasize that no contract has been signed yet. Tesla has far more demand than production, therefore we will only sell cars to Hertz for the same margin as to consumers. Hertz deal has zero effect on our economics.”
“RDW was extremely rigorous in their review [@SawyerMerritt] NEWS: Dutch regulators (RDW), which just approved @Tesla FSD (Supervised) in the Netherlands, have just issued an official statement: "Due to the continuous strict monitoring of the driver in the vehicle, the system is safer than other driver assistance systems. We have”
“It’s a start [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Grok Rankings Update November 12 Grok is dominating every leaderboard: #1 BlackBox AI #1 Terminal-Bench Hard #1 GPQA Diamond #1 SciCode #1 AAII Token Usage #1 Roo Code #1 KiloCode #1 Cline And on OpenRouter: #1 Most popular LLM (English) #1 Token usage (Top”
“@TeslaLarry Sensible thread!”
“Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient [@ray4tesla] William Blair analyst is impressed by his Robotaxi rides and says “felt a lot more like a person was driving it” while Waymo rides still feel somewhat robotic.”
“Tesla dual motor means there is a motor in front & a motor in rear. One is optimized for power & one for range. Car drives fine even if a motor breaks down. Helps ensure you make it to your destination & don’t get stuck on side of road in potentially unsafe conditions.”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge If you’ve engineered or manufactured smart watches or phones, please join Neuralink! Your skills are directly applicable.”
“Sizing for ~130MW of power & cooling this year, but will increase to >500MW over next 18 months or so. Aiming for about half Tesla AI hardware, half Nvidia/other. Play to win or don’t play at all.”
“Customized horn & movement sounds (coconuts being one, of course) coming to Teslas soon”
“@Teslarati @JohnnaCrider1 Starship, with its voluminous cargo bay, will enable incredible space telescopes for astronomy”
“RT @RealJamesWoods: While Democrats bawl like angry toddlers and key Teslas in acts of terrorism, Republicans like @elonmusk take private e…”
“True [@teslaownersSV] Cybertruck FSD 13.2.7 is absolutely perfect. V13 has been a huge step forward to getting us to autonomy. Can’t believe we live in the future. The world has no idea )”
“True [@aaronburnett] Prediction: FSD + Starlink will meaningfully contribution to a measurable increase in nomadic lifestyle and decrease in urbanization in the US within 5 years. 10 years max Our country is absolutely beautiful and the average population density is <50 people per square km. Wide”
“@WholeMarsBlog Tesla will be great long-term, but doesn’t control macroeconomic tides”
“Can’t believe someone leaked this schematic of the Tesla production system!! https://t.co/ylAX3uKTI1”
“@business To be clear, I am *not* an investor, I am an engineer. I don’t even own any publicly traded stock besides Tesla. However, when fiat currency has negative real interest, only a fool wouldn’t look elsewhere. Bitcoin is almost as bs as fiat money. The key word is “almost”.”
“https://t.co/Ui0vr66BL1 http://Grok.com [@teslaownersSV] Try Grok once. You’ll never go back. 🔥”
“Tesla Model X first SUV to receive a perfect crash test rating https://t.co/51dt8bYvzD via @businessinsider https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-model-x-perfect-safety-crash-test-rating-2019-2?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=topbar&utm_term=mobile&referrer=twitter”
“@AngelGPonce @Tesla Ok”
