The tweet archive.

“I wrote this 8 years ago https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2 https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDirectorKash] The FBI has been investigating the increase in violent activity toward Tesla, and over the last few days, we have taken additional steps to crack down and coordinate our response. This is domestic terrorism. Those responsible will be pursued, caught, and brought to justice.”

“Congratulations Tesla team on a great year!!”

“Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.”

“#1 in the USA! [@teslaownersSV] The people have spoken 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in the USA”

“Don’t want to brag, but if couch surfing was a sport, I’d win [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk is a legend. The greatest couch surfer of all time”

“Starlink provides an Internet connection in flight that is on par with ground Internet speed & latency [@teslaownersSV] MrBeast says once enough airlines offer Starlink, he’ll only book those flights: “Extra layover? Don’t care—there’s Starlink. I’ll sit anywhere for it. Starlink is amazing.” He adds: “Most people haven’t used it, but in Antarctica it was our only signal. On a four-hour drive”

“And open to the public! [@muskonomy] 🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk just confirmed it "A Tesla Diner is coming to Starbase!" After a fan asked for a retro-style drive-in near the spaceport, Elon replied: “Ok””

“Try voice command “open butthole” on your Tesla”

“Yup [@JessePeltan] I don’t think it’s actually humanly possible to spend less time at Buc-ee’s than it takes to supercharge. I’ve made this drive in a gas vehicle and a Tesla. You just plug it in and go inside. No fiddling with a payment screen. No waiting for your tank to fill and reparking.”

“!! [@nataliegwinters] 🧵 How USAID funds are being used to train Democrat’s Trump/Tesla protests”

“And there is a clear path to a doubling of performance on all metrics for AI6 within 10 to 12 months of AI5 shipping [@XFreeze] Elon Musk: At Tesla, we basically had two different chip programs: one Dojo and one. Dojo on the training side, and then what we call AI4, it's just our inference chip The AI4 is what's currently shipping in all vehicles, and we're finalizing the design of AI5, which will be an”

“Cool 😎 [@Rob_2628] Picked up my new Tesla from GigaBerlin. Great range & super smooth on Deutsche Autobahn! Gute Arbeit @Tesla”

“Congrats Giga Shanghai on making millionth car! Total Teslas made now over 3M. https://t.co/2Aee6slCuv”

“Good Tesla self-driving demo. It’s true, buying anything except a Tesla will seem like buying a horse & buggy.”

“This is going to be awesome 😎 [@teslaownersSV] Cybercab is individualized point-to-point autonomous transport”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] “Elon Musk Instead of buying an island or a yacht, he wants to keep putting his chips on the table. He decides he wants to send a rocket to Mars. His friends were like, ‘What are you talking about?’ And Elon says, ‘If we don’t become a spacefaring civilization, human”

“Compared to diesel, Tesla Semi trucks have a lot more acceleration, uphill power and computer-controlled safety features like jackknifing protection, so both more fun and safer to drive”

“Interesting [@DefiyantlyFree] 🧵🧵Indivisible is definitely the ring leader of the Tesla Takedown domestic terrorism movement. They are the main organizers, they host the weekly calls to lay out their plans. Today was one of them. The call was one hour and ten mins and had some very interesting moments. I”

“This email is a very basic pulse check [@MrTeslaTom] Proud to say I once had to send Elon an email detailing what I had done and was planning to do. His reply was “sounds good, carry on”. It ain’t that hard. Send the e-mail. )”

“A Tesla with no safety monitor in the car and me sitting in the passenger seat took me all around Austin on Sunday with perfect driving”

“Yes! [@teslaownersSV] “Physics should be taught with the majesty and beauty it deserves.” Elon Musk”

“Play your favorite song in a Tesla & turn the volume to 11 You will see. You will feel.”

“Nothing else matters if birth rate is far below replacement rate [@teslaownersSV] “USA birth rate has been below min sustainable levels for ~50 years” Elon Musk”

“Tesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim”

“❤️❤️❤️ [@jack] i love tesla”

“Yes [@AdamLowisz] @elonmusk Tesla will continue to improve. It will eventually hit the point where it will save 99% of the lives that could have been lost in an accident. We are going to live in a better future with fewer fatalities. Insurance premiums will also come down significantly.”

“Speedy @Starlink now in Bahrain! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: Starlink’s fast internet is now live in Bahrain! 🛰️🇧🇭”

“Tesla has the best real-world AI by far”

“Tesla Powerwall does the seem for individual homes (if you have the backup switch installed) https://t.co/mY2WHe1KE1 http://Tesla.com/Powerwall”

“But what do I know about technology 🤷‍♂️ [@ray4tesla] Elon famously said 6 years ago that LiDAR is a fool’s errand and many at the time were skeptical about his claim. Now it’s becoming increasingly clear that Elon is right about the use of LiDAR. Sensor fusion is not optimal for autonomous driving, as evidenced by countless”

“Super exciting projects ahead! [@rawat_ritvik] We are looking for excellent people to help build our vertically integrated AI stack. Numerics, quantization, HW simulators, compiler, runtime, kernel performance, RTL, verification, emulation, DFT, physical design, post Si bringup. Join us at Tesla!”

“@teslaownersSV “and he’s building a giant rocket to get back to his home planet!””

“@Teslaconomics Alas she would never date me I’m not cool enough 😢”

“Mammoth spending bills are bankrupting America! ENOUGH [@alifarhat79] This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.”

“Yes [@ElonClipsX] Elon Musk: A lot of companies are honey traps for talented engineers. Tesla and SpaceX aren't honey traps. We're demanding and you'll get a lot of shit done. “I consider one of my core responsibilities running companies to have an environment where great engineers can flourish.”

“New Tesla Megapack factory in Houston [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 TESLA HIRING FOR $200M MEGAFACTORY OUTSIDE HOUSTON Tesla is bringing clean energy muscle to Brookshire, Texas, and they’re hiring like crazy. 41 jobs are open now, from welders to engineers, all stamped with one word: “Megafactory.” The site will mirror Tesla’s California”

“🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 [@tesla_korea] [Tesla Korea 채용공고 - AI Chip Design Engineer] Tesla에서 세계 최고 수준의 대량 생산 AI 칩 개발에 함께할 인재를 찾습니다. 해당 프로젝트는 향후 세계에서 가장 높은 생산량을 기록할 AI 칩 아키텍처 개발을 목표로 합니다. 📌 모집 직무 AI Chip Design Engineer 📌 지원 방법 아래 내용을… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022852278307156448”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@TheJusticeDept] Today, @AGPamBondi announced charges against three individuals responsible for the violent destruction of Tesla properties. Read more: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-announces-severe-charges-against-violent-tesla-arsonists”

“Thread on how safe Tesla cars are”

“The Big Ugly Bill will INCREASE the deficit to $2.5 trillion! [@teslaownersSV] Elon Musk “We have a $2 trillion deficit. It keeps growing. Our interest payments are higher than our defense department budget.””

“We’ve come a long way [@JonErlichman] 2008: Tesla gets $40 million lifeline. 2026: $40 million in sales every 3 hours”

“🇺🇸🇺🇸 [@FBIDDBongino] FBI investigates attacks on Tesla dealerships, cars amid Musk protests https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-attacks-fbi-investigates-vandalism-swatting”

“True [@teslaownersSV] If you’re using Starlink, you’re not just browsing the internet, you’re funding the Mars mission”

“New Tesla safety feature uploaded via over the air software update. Your car just got better while you slept.”

“@TeslaHype Less than Chuck Norris though”

“Shout out to the awesome Tesla global team. Thanks for working so hard to make Tesla successful!”

“Teslas will soon talk to people if you want. This is real. https://t.co/8AJdERX5qa”

“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Teslas are the safest cars on the road, but most people don’t know that”

“Map of the Tesla future world constructed at the @WBPictures studio”