The tweet archive.

“Bloomberg article today also has oddly false details. I don't eat breakfast at Tesla and drink coffee, not juice.”

“@teslaownersSV @flcnhvy A thousand ships will be needed to create a sustainable Mars city”

“Two teams from Tesla aiming to set a cross-country EV speed record this week. Departing Fri from LA, arriving Sun in NY.”

“@chazman @Tesla_AI Cool”

“@SnazzyQ @PhenomenalPoto @aaronjleonard @tailosivetech Straw man fallacy. To appreciate, your car just needs to be worth more than you paid for it, so probably ~$75k is enough if you bought a 3. FSD will be bundled in all cars (important point). Something is not a commodity if you can’t make enough of them & we won’t be able to.”

“RT @ICannot_Enough: If you own $TSLA shares in multiple Fidelity accounts and voted by clicking an email link from Fidelity, DON’T ASSUME t…”

“RT @ArthurMacwaters: FSD is literally 8.1x safer than a human driver. AI healthcare will be end up being a similar multiple better than a…”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla_AI @aelluswamy Cool”

“@asilversteinTV @scot_work @jkypes @Tesla Sorry for the inconvenience. We’re aware of this glitch & it’s fixed, but software updates wait for a WiFi connection. Policy has been changed to push updates like this over cell connection sooner.”

“@TeslaCharts I don’t want to see anyone lose their money. Or I will at least provide fair warning before it happens, as I have done in the past.”

“@flcnhvy @lexfridman @Tesla Production fully switched over ~3 months ago. Functionality won’t diverge until Q4, as it’s limited by software validation. Will be later for Europe compared to rest of world due to regulatory constraints that were put in place years ago by big ICE companies.”

“@TeslaAIBot It was always going to be a virtual paperclip”

“RT @gailalfaratx: Full verbatim transcript — Elon Musk, Tesla 2025 Shareholders Meeting, Austin, TX (Nov 6): And this is really necessary…”

“RT @piloly: BEV sales in Spain. Tesla is in first place. 🇪🇸 https://t.co/TgA5IsdYV2”

“@TeslaAIBot The Paperclippy Problem”

“RT @antlopang: FSD in Europe 🇪🇺🇮🇹 absolutely nails a packed Italian roundabout. Chaos everywhere, cars coming from all sides — the Tesla pi…”

“@chrisleehawaii @Tesla Much better chess engine coming”

“@ScarantinoX @Tesla @Tesla_AI @WholeMarsBlog Glad to hear that”

“@jesterpb @yukaichou @Tesla Agreed”

“RT @TheHumanoidHub: Ashok Elluswamy, Tesla's AI lead, during a GTC discussion, highlighting the fundamental similarity in AI approaches for…”

“@DrewAdamTepper @craighamnett @Royaljester62 @Tesla Exactly”

“RT @SawyerMerritt: NEWS: Tesla is now offering FSD (Supervised) V14 ride alongs in Spain and Finland. Spain sign up: https://t.co/XeGuL2EC…”

“@BLKMDL3 @Tesla_AI 🦾”

“@ValueAnalyst1 @peterdevietien @scottwww @karpathy @Tesla @nvidia As a robotaxi, probably closer to 16 hours, accounting for empty legs, travel to charger/cleaning/service, wait times, etc. ~30 mile penalty most likely imo over ~120 paid miles. Impact is signicant for electricity cost, battery wear cost & larger range pack needed.”

“@ZainRaz4 @Teslarati No, original 5 forward facing seats plus 2 rear-facing smaller seats. The new rear seats will accommodate larger passengers than before.”

“@aswhiting Tesla body shops are ramping up fast. Aiming to go from 30+ days using external body repair shops to same day body repair with prestocked parts at Tesla service centers.”

“@EV_Stevee @teslaownersSV @cgpgrey Pretty much, although if there was a way to spend money to solve software problems sooner, I’d love it. The real constraint is finding great software engineers.”

“RT @ray4tesla: For rides to the same destination, Robotaxi and Waymo had the same 4-minute pickup wait, but vastly differed in travel time…”

“RT @jamesdouma: Yeah this. FSD is absurdly good for us. I see people complain about it but it feels like they *must* be outliers. We've…”

“@doctorow Iain certainly wasn’t pro-union in the Culture books. At all. And wouldn’t be in the case of Tesla. Banks was about freedom through & through. Maybe for a single buyer (monopsony) vs single seller (monopoly), I would be too, but that’s a special case.”

“@flcnhvy @SnazzyQ @PhenomenalPoto @aaronjleonard @tailosivetech No, since Tesla will charge a % fee for being in our robotaxi fleet, but it will rise to whatever the clearing price is, otherwise all our cars will be bought by scalpers”

“@TonyCrisostomo @tesla_truth @royalflushGK Yeah, we need a few days to update the system. If anyone already paid $3k, they should get $1k back.”

“@jgrano305 @Kristennetten @brandonbernicky @thirdrowtesla Oh sure, good point. Will discuss with team & make available to buy in Tesla app.”

“@teslaownersSV @alexraikos 2020”

“@evanwiththebig @TeslaMotors Expansion to Madrid already underway. Map is being updated. All of Spain & Portugal by end of 2015.”

“@mercilessgains @Tesla Yeah, I’d love to do that”

“@autonomyEV @tesla_truth @marialauraadr @_TomCross_ One of our main conference rooms at SpaceX is named after Goddard”

“@teslaology @DMC_Ryan @Tesla We’re building out Tesla body repair in all major metro areas to ensure super fast & excellent outcome”

“@MacTechGenius @teslanomicsco @Wayfair @TeslaClubSweden I wrote that masterpiece myself in HTML 1.0”

“@huby @87spider @ryan_caldbeck @Tesla Exactly. Overheat protection is always on, but you can also tap “maintain” & your car will hold a cool or warm temp for a few hours while parked.”

“@dennishegstad It’s kind of like the post office. Same price for delivery to Maine as the SF Bay Area. But you do get a free Tesla factory tour, which is really fun to see.”

“@annerajb @YogiSC1127 @Tesla It is actually called deep rain, as sort of a joke at Tesla. Takes a surprising amount of deep learning to know when & how fast to move the wipers.”

“@InsideEVs @Tesla @AirResources Maybe …”

“RT @TheCaptainEli: In this short ~1-minute clip from 2011, Elon Musk explains that Tesla will become a great American company—one that Amer…”

“@craigbielek @teslaownersSV Maybe a dude? Genuinely hard to tell 🤔”

“RT @01Ananto: Let’s be honest… everyone was waiting to see how Tesla FSD 14.3 would handle Manhattan. @scotsrule08 and I took my 2026 HW4…”

“@TKhopshanosov @SaxMike71 @ebol94 @teslainventory @Tesla A Tesla has a usable reserve of 5 to 15 miles range even after the battery reads “empty”. This will not hurt the pack.”

“@oxfordteddy @teslainventory @teslaownersSV No, as that’s OG Mobileye hardware”

“@PPathole @fat__tire @Kristennetten @Robotbeat @ghotiing @CruizVinicius @josh119872 @SweetINXS @voteLabonte @Erdayastronaut @Tesla My (again) personal favorite is https://t.co/rM1MqsVsr1 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/japanese-flu-drug-clearly-effective-in-treating-coronavirus-says-china”

“@THE_REAL_KEAGAN @Tesla @LikeTeslaKim @BenSullins @teslainventory Agreed”