The tweet archive.

“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”

“Great work by Tesla Team!”

“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”

“Best deal in America for a Tesla”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”

“Great work by the Tesla team!”

“Congrats Tesla AI team!”

“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”

“100GW/year of solar-powered AI satellites requires 100GW/year of AI computers … [@niccruzpatane] Elon is not messing around. SpaceX has just filed an application with the FCC seeking authority to launch and operate a massive new satellite constellation dedicated to orbital data centers. ITS HAPPENING. Tesla Terafab is next.”

“And it only gets better from here. Tesla is still on track to launch autonomous ride hailing in Austin in June and roll out to many cities in America by the end of this year. The threshold is achieving safety far in excess of the average human driver. Ultimately, autonomous… [@WholeMarsBlog] Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) 13.2.7 took me from Oakland Airport to San Francisco, crossing the Bay Bridge, and I never touched the steering wheel or pedals once. )”

“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”

“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”

“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”

“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”

“Tesla holiday software release being tested with internal owners today. Broader rollout starts tomorrow evening.”

“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”

“That’s an old pic. Starship will get longer. [@teslaownersSV] The scale of the Starship is insane and 🤯🤯🤯”

“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”

“Yeah [@muskosophy] Elon Musk on how Tesla and SpaceX have helped their competitors: “Nothing any of my companies have done has been to stifle competition. In fact, we've done the opposite. At Tesla, we have open-sourced our patents. Anyone can use our patents for free. How many companies do you… https://x.com/i/web/status/2021495748894883890”

“I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”

“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”

“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”

“Order at https://t.co/byFVU5nF9W https://www.tesla.com/solarroof”

“@SRuhle Everyone at Tesla receives stock. My comp is all stock/options, which I do not take off the table. That’s what you’re missing.”

“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”

“@TeslaHype The timing of this couldn’t be worse”

“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”

“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”

“Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.”

“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”

“@Teslarati https://t.co/kogvN4rMJ8”

“Scam Altman owned the OpenAI Startup fund while simultaneously lying to the world that he didn’t financially benefit from OpenAI [@TheCaptainEli] The main difference between Elon Musk and Scam Altman: Elon Musk actually changes the world for the better and saves lives: Tesla accelerates clean energy and has saved thousands of lives on the roads. SpaceX is making humanity multi-planetary. Starlink connects and saves”

“Thanks @CathieDWood ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] "I think Elon Musk’s the Thomas Edison of our age. I think he's a very good person. He wants to do the right thing, if I had to say one thing, he wants to do the right thing, to transform the lot of most of humanity."”

“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”

“Top source of news in America [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.”

“Tesla has by far the best real-world AI”

“😂 [@merikuh] @KatieMiller Grok would never do such a thing, it keeps telling me to have kids and buy a Tesla.”

“@RRRMovie @Teslalightshows @Tesla ♥️♥️”

“Exactly [@LibertyLockPod] how it works: Elon attacks the swamp so the swamp attacks him. The swamp activates the media The media activates the public The Tesla street vandals are so stupid that they now really believe the absurd lie that Elon gave a nazi salute But why do they believe this? Because the”

“It only gets better from here [@signulll] the grok + tesla integration is actually super elegant. it’s the cleanest preview right now of how humans will move through the world with ai. i.e. llms for cognition + autonomy & self driving for locomotion. once thinking & motion collapse into one loop navigation sorta simply… https://x.com/i/web/status/2013118862078681336”

“Try it by downloading the Grok app! Use speech to guide creative image flow and then tap on any image you like to turn it into a video in 15 seconds. [@teslaownersSV] Grok imagine is by far the best and quickest video AI I’ve experienced yet”

“@GerberKawasaki Tesla is executing better than ever! We don’t control the Federal Reserve. That is the real problem here.”

“Trial program for opening Tesla Superchargers to other EVs has begun”

“Working on Tesla North American service. Goal is 2/3 of cars receive same-day service, no wait.”

“Exactly [@WholeMarsBlog] "Elon only has to get Tesla's market cap up to $2 trillion to secure the first tranche! That's way too easy!" Actually, even getting to a $2 trillion market cap (sustained over 6 months) is not enough. Tesla must also meet a corresponding operational milestone, like $50 billion”

“@Teslaconomics The insufferable, special needs chimp currently running Ryan Air is an accountant. Has no idea how airplanes even fly.”

“Important re timing of vehicle delivery [@tesla_na] $7,500 Federal Tax Credit ends Sept 30 You’ll need to take delivery – not just place an order – by that date to make use of the credit before it’s gone”

“@MonicaLewinsky Try a Tesla & you’re welcome to give it back if you decide you prefer a Subaru”

“Want to play The Witcher game on your Tesla? (you can already watch the show on Tesla Netflix theater)”