“How to vote your Tesla shares”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”
“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”
“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”
“Great work by Tesla Team!”
“Great work by the Tesla AI team! And much more still to come. By V14.3, your car will feel like it is sentient. [deleted tweet]”
“Best deal in America for a Tesla”
“Yes [@teslaownersSV] The Two Most important apps in the apple App Store. Make sure to download Grok standalone app. )”
“Great work by the Tesla team!”
“Congrats Tesla AI team!”
“Cool [@OwenSparks_] Wow. This guy owns so many cars he leases a warehouse just to store them, yet his favorite is the Tesla @cybertruck he just picked up 3 weeks ago. Story shared from Theodore Denney III on FB: "I own a LOT of cars: including Ferraris (x2), Mercedes, BMW, a very rare C7 ZR1,…”
“Order Tesla Model S Plaid at https://t.co/LuUhICqQEI http://Tesla.com/S”
“True [@abustin] I've been a Tesla driver for nearly 10 years. I've driven nearly every Tesla model. Cybertruck is the best Tesla.”
“Yes [@AIDRIVR] FSD 14 feels more like AGI than any LLM”
“Optimus [@Tesla_Optimus] Vote your Tesla shares”
“@TeslaSynopsis Money allocation is the easiest part of my job – essentially trivial. If money could solve problems, the government would be accomplishing wonders.”
“🔫🛡️ [@teslaownersSV] 😱 Tesla Chief Designer Franz von Holzhausen @woodhaus2 is INSIDE the @Tesla Cybertruck during live gunfire… His priceless reaction when the return fire SLAMS into the @ArmoredCG glass is absolutely EVERYTHING 😂💥 @TaranTactical went full send. Watch till the end 👀”
“Thanks for subscribing! [@teslaownersSV] “I'd like to thank everyone who's a paid subscriber on 𝕏 – It's really important because otherwise, we're totally beholden to the advertisers.” Elon Musk )”
“@EvasTeslaSPlaid Fasting”
“FSD Beta 10.2 rolls out Friday midnight to ~1000 owners with perfect 100/100 safety scores. Rollouts will hold for several days after that to see how it goes. If that looks good, beta will gradually begin rolling out to 99 scores & below.”
“It really is [@AutismCapital] 🚨ELON MUSK: "The radical left say that we're stealing social security. First of all, I don't need the money. In fact, it's costing me a lot to be in this job. You had Tim Walz dancing on stage showing a chart of Tesla stock, which is an awful thing to do. What they're trying to”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @Tesla Penalized for making our SUV too mass-efficient? That is bizarre.”
“That’s what she said [@Tesla] After testing >200 vehicles, Edmunds says new Model Y is the best”
“Tesla holiday software release being tested with internal owners today. Broader rollout starts tomorrow evening.”
“😂 [@veggie_eric] tesla kart 🚀 how is Grok Imagine free”
“Thanks Jeff, you rock ❤️ [@jeffskoll] I wanted to say a few words about @Tesla and @elonmusk regarding their decision, announced during yesterday's earnings call, to end the production of the Model S and X in Q2 this year. From the start, I have been a giant fan, investor and supporter of Tesla. I was the happy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2016821657977933896”
“Cool [@RShonjo] Friend of mine shared this - "I finally convinced my mom to buy a @Tesla after working there for 5 years. She did not want FSD but I made her get it anyway. After a few months of ownership, she gained the courage to try it and this was the result!"”
“Tesla Plaid S cruising around Austin with volume at 11 is sublime”
“Aiming for extreme precision with next gen Model Y – microns, not millimeters”
“You are the media now [@teslaownersSV] “You are the media.” I started this account back in 2018 to get the straight facts about Tesla's Model 3 directly from Tesla and Elon Musk. I quickly realized the extent of the deceptive clickbait titles pushed by legacy media, all for the sake of views.”
“I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week [@teslaownersSV] 🚨BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮”
“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] Grok 3 is the new Google Search. I’ve started telling people to just Grok it.)”
“But definitely looking to increase our human talent advantage, so please apply at @xAI, as well as @Tesla and @X”
“𝕏 is the top source of news on Earth! [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the UK”
“@cb_doge @mayemusk @Tesla I was just reviewing the production beta Cybertruck. It is incredible.”
“Order at https://t.co/byFVU5nF9W https://www.tesla.com/solarroof”
“Exactly [@SawyerMerritt] 1: A Model 3 (an EV) weighs the same as a BMW 3 series (a gas car). 2: You almost never need to use your brakes on an EV due to regen braking. 3: Batteries can be recycled. Gasoline can't.”
“@SRuhle Everyone at Tesla receives stock. My comp is all stock/options, which I do not take off the table. That’s what you’re missing.”
“Maybe Tesla should make this [@unkonfined] @KettlebellDan A Cybertruck merged with a passenger plane flying through a futuristic post apocalyptic world run by robots 📐🤖”
“So Senator Richard Blumenthal, aka “Dick”, really wants to meet “Big Balls”!! This is too good 🤣🤣 [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 SEN BLUMENTHAL DEMANDS ANSWERS ON TESLA CYBERTRUCK PURCHASE Sen. Richard Blumenthal is pressing Secretary of State Marco Rubio over reports that the State Department plans to spend $400M on armored Tesla Cybertrucks for diplomats. He’s demanding records on Elon’s… )”
“Tesla AI might play a role in AGI, given that it trains against the outside world, especially with the advent of Optimus”
“This actually works in Teslas right now [@mikepat711] *holds button on steering wheel to activate grok* “I need to go to Home Depot but I wanna supercharge after. Can you take me to whichever nearby Home Depot is close to a supercharger, and then take me to the supercharger after Home Depot? Also I’d like to go for a walk somewhere… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002093552679911837”
“@TeslaHype The timing of this couldn’t be worse”
“Just had a great design review today with the Tesla AI5 chip design team! This is going to be an epic chip. And AI6 to follow has a shot at being the best by AI chip by far. Switching from doing 2 chip architectures to 1 means all our silicon talent is focused on making 1”
“True [@JessePeltan] You can lease a Tesla for less than the fuel and maintenance on a gas vehicle.”
“This is my concern re Tesla voting control. Money doesn’t matter if powerful technology goes awry.”
“@Teslarati https://t.co/kogvN4rMJ8”
“Thanks @CathieDWood ❤️ [@teslaownersSV] "I think Elon Musk’s the Thomas Edison of our age. I think he's a very good person. He wants to do the right thing, if I had to say one thing, he wants to do the right thing, to transform the lot of most of humanity."”
“Fallout Shelter is on your Tesla. Tap the Entertainment button.”
“Top source of news in America [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: 𝕏 is the #1 news app in the USA.”
