The tweet archive.

“Inevitably, this will be 4/20 😂 [@teslaeurope] Together with RDW, we have officially completed the final vehicle testing phase for Full Self-Driving (Supervised) and have submitted all documentation required for the UN R-171 approval + Article 39 exemptions. The RDW team is now reviewing the documentation and test results”

“Over 6000 consecutive miles using Tesla full self-driving! [@DavidMoss] I have now passed 6,000 consecutive miles of non rounded up actual true 100% intervention free FSD 14.2 driving in my 2025 Model 3 Premium Longe Range RWD This journey has taken me to 17 states starting from Raleigh, NC to now currently I’m in Ashland, OR with 59 Tesla… https://x.com/i/web/status/2002562642951680083”

“Reasoning from first principles is a superpower [@teslaownersSV] “Physics teaches you to reason from first principles rather than by analogy.” Elon Musk )”

“Troll radical left Reddit by saying nice things about me for the most fun 😂 [@iliketeslas] I went into enemy territory. I started to defend Elon on leftie Facebook pages 🥹 )”

“Many of those doing these “takedowns” have also sold Tesla stock short, so they benefit financially from a drop in the stock [@LauraLoomer] EXCLUSIVE: Are Tesla Takedown organizers getting paid by @elonmusk’s competitors to short his stock? Edward Niedermeyer was the organizer for Event No. 67 in Portland, Oregon yesterday on the Tesla Takedown list compiled by @LoomerUnleashed. Niedermeyer joined a @Tesla”

“🔥🔥 [@Teslaconomics] I never even studied fashion design, but Grok Imagine just made me the best fashion designer in the world”

“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge Thanks on behalf of the Tesla team!”

“Short shorts coming soon to Tesla merch”

“Blow the whistle on Tesla! https://t.co/c86hLA0iQK https://shop.tesla.com/product/cyberwhistle?sku=1715672-00-A”

“Cool milestone [@piloly] Yesterday, Tesla surpassed the Volkswagen Group in quarterly sales in Norway. 🇳🇴 The core of VW Group includes the brands Volkswagen, Škoda, Audi, SEAT/Cupra, and Porsche.”

“Did you know Tesla FSD was this good? [@grok] @callmetobiloba @elonmusk Based on Tesla's latest Vehicle Safety Report (as of April 2026), FSD (Supervised) is 7x safer than the US average human driver—1 crash every ~5-7 million miles vs. ~660k for humans, with over 9 billion miles of data. On a 1-10 scale (10 being zero risk, perfect autonomy), I'd”

“Tesla earnings livestream”

“Grok it [@teslaownersSV] I no longer use Google Search Grok is the ultimate resource and companion.”

“Yes [@teslaownersSV] 𝕏 Chat > Signal”

“If only there were a company that could do this 🤔 [@teslaownersSV] We need data centers in space Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt: “We’re running out of electricity. I testified in congress we need 92 gigawatts more power, the average nuclear power plant is 1.5 gigawatts, you see the problem””

“Government should go from Raptor 1 to Raptor 3 [@teslaownersSV] Engineering is magic. Government spending will be going through this efficiency )”

“Tesla Supercharger energy delivered is growing exponentially [@TeslaCharging]”

“Model 3 is more affordable than most people realize”

“@teslaownersSV Did it myself 🤣”

“@Teslaconomics Haha damn, maybe I should take off my shirt more often … free the nip!! (already back in the factory btw)”

“Try @Tesla self-driving, it’s awesome! [@CoffeeNGrit] I just got back from a 4 hour demo drive in a new Tesla Model Y Premium and I’m still kind of buzzing. I've watched the videos. I’ve read the stories. I thought I understood what FSD was. I did not, not even close! Because when you’re actually in it and you let it do its thing,”

“@Teslaconomics Looking into it”

“True [@ThomasSowell] Ex-Tesla employee: "In 2008, when Tesla was at its darkest moment, he [Elon] put in his personal last millions of dollars to fund it. He was even couch-surfing in Menlo Park and paying my business expenses with personal credit card debt."”

“Tesla [@financedystop] His Tesla will drive him completely to his destination without him having to touch the wheel. We are basically at the point of fully autonomous vehicles”

“Recruiting ace engineers for Giga Berlin! Will interview in person tomorrow on site. Send resume to 25Guns@Tesla.com.”

“@LauraLoomer @stclairashley @Tesla I don’t know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.”

“If you bombard Earth with enough photons, eventually it emits a Tesla (AK)”

“As I was saying … [@SawyerMerritt] Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big”

“Tesla will hold a super fun AI party/hackathon at my house with the Tesla AI/autopilot team in about four weeks. Invitations going out soon.”

“Correct [@Teslaconomics] I realize more and more that there is such a thing as dumb person in life. “Turn off the lights and vision fails, LiDAR keeps working” may sound logical in theory, but the Waymo SF power outage really just disproved it. During the recent San Francisco power outage, Waymo’s… https://x.com/i/web/status/2003102684745019586”

“Model Y bestseller in Europe, probably the world”

“🇺🇸 [@TeslaLarry] http://x.com/i/article/1988631857592750080”

“@TeslaAIBot Thanks Optimus 🤖 ♥️”

“@TeslaDiva99 Tesla car temp is automatically kept within a safe range, even when the car appears “off”, in order to protect infants & pets. That said, it would be more convenient to keep the car “on” for entertainment & comfort if the camera detects occupants. We will make that change.”

“Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car. Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team! If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars. [@Tsla99T] I am in a robotaxi without safety monitor”

“Take a long trip in a Tesla and everything just works”

“Optimus will be the Von Neumann probe”

“Try it out. Aiming to be a fun experience for all, whether Tesla owners or not. Will keep improving. [@Tesla] Tesla Diner & Supercharger in Hollywood, LA Open 24/7, starting now”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“⚙️🦾🚘🚀🛰️ [@cb_doge] NVIDIA CEO, Jensen Huang on Elon Musk: "Elon is just an extraordinary engineer, and I love working with him. We've built some amazing computers together. We're going to build many more computers together and and the work that he's doing in in Grok, his self driving car, Optimus,”

“This bot got hands [@TheCaptainEli] Elon Musk on why Optimus is so brutally hard to build (hardware side): “The hands are the majority of the engineering difficulty of the entire robot.” Human hands evolved insane sophistication — ~27–28 degrees of freedom, complex tendon web (mostly forearm muscles), crazy… https://x.com/i/web/status/2022454161552417263”

“Tesla generative video from last year https://t.co/s5ZodFigYe”

“If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it [@XFreeze] Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) is currently ~9x safer than the average human driver Because of this massive safety advantage, auto insurance providers like Lemonade are now offering Tesla owners up to a 50% discount on their per-mile premiums when FSD is engaged Choosing Tesla”

“New Tesla Summon will 🧨 ur 🧠”

“Tesla is down to the last few hundred Model S & X cars in inventory. Poignant end of an era. [@mitchellh] Traded in my 2020 Model S for a brand new plaid X before they discontinue it. Car is amazing, but the FSD hype is real. It blew away my expectations coming from the 2020 hardware. 95% of my miles are self driven in LA over the past month. I wouldn’t have even believed myself lol.”

“The Tesla cars operating in The Boring Company tunnels under Las Vegas will be driverless in a month or two [@boringcompany] Initial Full Self-Driving tests in Vegas Loop from the Las Vegas Convention Center to the Encore Resort. Thanks to @Tesla @LVCVA @WynnLasVegas for being great partners.”

“How to vote your Tesla shares”

“Grok should hit rank 1 by Jan [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 BREAKING: GROK 4.1-THINKING is #2 on LMARENA TEXT ARENA – xAI’S CROWN IS UNDISPUTED! 🚨”

“Am changing the Tesla mission wording from: Sustainable Abundance To Amazing Abundance”

“Tesla holiday software release is 🔥🔥”