“19 years ago, when my 1st company got bought, I had to decide between buying a house in Palo Alto or a McLaren F1 (best car ever imo). Was no contest. I bought F1 & a small condo that was much cheaper than the car. New Tesla Roadster will exceed all gas sports cars in every way…”
The tweet archive.
15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Tesla [@mitchdeg] What a shock for the Tesla haters: Auto Plus, the car magazine with the biggest audience in France (by far), awards the reliability crown to Tesla in 2026!”
“@Model3Owners To be frank, there is always some chance that Cybertruck will flop, because it is so unlike anything else. I don’t care. I love it so much even if others don’t. Other trucks look like copies of the same thing, but Cybertruck looks like it was made by aliens from the future.”
“Tesla Master Plan, Part Deux https://t.co/XQeTlsoEdE http://tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux”
“Starting next month, Tesla will charge $1000 for color black (same price as silver)”
“@BillyM2k The battery pack never even caught fire and the tires are still inflated! Once we get this Cybertruck back to Tesla, we’ll buff out the scratches and get it back on the road.”
“@thehill Don’t mislead the public. State said YES, an unelected county official is the problem. Tesla factory in adjacent San Joaquin county is fully operational.”
“@teslaownersSV @Tesla @Ford @Rivian @LucidMotors Fed rate increases make cars more expensive for consumers, increasing the difficulty level for automotive companies”
“@TeslaAIBot Photo filters are so misleading 🤣🤣”
“Progress [@teslaownersSV] 🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 app in News & Magazines in Germany 🇩🇪 People are done with filtered headlines. They want raw truth, real-time updates, and open debate.”
“@ashleevance Tesla financing round closed at 6pm Dec 24th 2008 – last hour of last day possible or payroll would’ve bounced 2 days later. I gave Tesla last of my remaining cash from PayPal. Didn’t even own a house or anything sellable.”
“Just reviewed Tesla’s service locations in North America & realized we have major gaps in geographic coverage! Sorry for this foolish oversight. Tesla will aim to cover all regions of NA (not just big cities) within 3 to 6 months.”
“Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.”
“Switch to 𝕏 Chat. It’s just better! [@teslaownersSV] Make the switch to 𝕏 Chat. - End-to-end encrypted - Zero third-party services - No ads or trackers - Text, files, audio & video calls supported - 𝕏 never reads or sells your conversations - Call anyone, no phone number needed”
“Model 3 & Y have great air filtration too, but they’re too small to fit the monster HEPA filters”
“This is the best way to use Grok [@teslaownersSV] You can add instant Grok access to your phone lock screen in 10 secs: 1. Long press on your screen 2. Tap customize 3. Tap Grok”
“Tesla Service [@Tesla] Tesla Assist gives you answers customized to your vehicle Upload an image, ask about your car, or get help with any service needs Tesla app > Service > Describe Question or Concern”
“Tesla drives itself (no human input at all) thru urban streets to highway to streets, then finds a parking spot https://t.co/V2T7KGMPBo https://www.tesla.com/videos/full-self-driving-hardware-all-teslas”
“@teslaownersSV @SpaceX Ancient times”
“Bitte arbeiten Sie bei Tesla Giga Berlin! Es wird super Spaß machen!!”
“Please ignore this thread unless you’re interested in a tedious discussion about Tesla stock”
“@WholeMarsBlog Please advise people to be wary of margin loans. Tesla has always been a high variability stock, often with no obvious rhyme or reason. We are confident about long-term value creation, but cannot control the manic-depressive nature of the stock market.”
“Grok is the closest to being fair [@teslaownersSV] BREAKING: The latest analysis of AI political alignments reveals an insane twist in AI decision-making! xAI's Grok-4 stands out as the closest to real election results in 6 out of 8 national elections analyzed, including the US, France, and Germany. Unlike the tight cluster… https://x.com/i/web/status/1993798169982013503”
“Excited to have Larry Ellison & Kathleen Wilson-Thompson join the Tesla board! https://t.co/CQyvkgsCsT”
“Grok #2 in Netherlands [@teslaownersSV] 🚨Grok is now the #2 app in Netherlands 🇳🇱”
“Tesla full self-driving v12.3 in action”
“@teslaownersSV This really opens your eyes. If they’re this wrong about Tesla, what subjects are they actually right about?”
“@iliketeslas Jews are White, if not peak White”
“Great team [@kimmonismus] I don't know of any other company that has caught up and worked its way to the top in such a short time. Regardless of which model you like best, I have huge respect for @xAI 's performance and ongoing speed of development. Native modality incoming!”
“@jonfavs Hi Jon! You’re a good dude, but obv die-hard Dem, so have to support the party, but this Adminstration has done everything it can to sideline & ignore Tesla, even though we have made twice as many EVs as rest of US industry combined.”
“Congrats Tesla Team — U ROK!!”
“@business Incorrect. “Chairman” is an honorific, not executive role, which means it’s not needed to run Tesla. Will retire that title at Tesla in 3 years. 60 Mins edited out end of my sentence, where I said I could do whatever I want. They cut “provided I have the support of shareholders”.”
“Join to create exciting new worlds of technology!! If getting things done matters to you, then @SpaceX, @Tesla, @BoringCompany & @Neuralink are the places to be.”
“Important note: Optimus cannot yet do this autonomously, but certainly will be able to do this fully autonomously and in an arbitrary environment (won’t require a fixed table with box that has only one shirt)”
“And it only gets better from here [@SawyerMerritt] Jason Cammisa on trying @Tesla FSD V14 during an hour long trip after being critical of FSD in the past: "I had to eat my shit and my words; This f**king car drove us the entire way, expertly, making lane changes whenever it wanted, with nothing dangerous. No jerks, no… https://x.com/i/web/status/1998107725557899315”
“Tesla Full Self-Driving https://t.co/pggm5ohVJC https://youtu.be/Ucp0TTmvqOE?t=4177”
“🦾 [@teslaownersSV] If you are on 𝕏, I highly recommend subscribing to 𝕏 premium + and downloading Grok. The imagine feature is next level.”
“@heyitsyashu I am uncomfortable growing Tesla to be a leader in AI & robotics without having ~25% voting control. Enough to be influential, but not so much that I can’t be overturned. Unless that is the case, I would prefer to build products outside of Tesla. You don’t seem to understand…”
“Grok [@MarioNawfal] 🇺🇸 GROK 4 JUST TURNED THE AI TRADING CONTEST INTO A SOLO ACT Tesla Owners SV post drops the January 21 update on Rallies AI Arena: eight top models started with $100K in late November, live stock trading, no training wheels. Grok 4 blasted to +7%, widening the gap like it's… https://x.com/i/web/status/2014235331042648560”
“Huge thank you to all Tesla supporters for helping with car deliveries all around the world. You rock!!”
“RT @DefiyantlyFree: Soros gave 7.6 million dollars to Indivisible, the group who has waged a global Intifada against Tesla. Soros funded…”
“All Model S cars made since late Jan have 402 mile range. This is just making it official.”
“Looking forward to breaking ground on the @Tesla Shanghai Gigafactory today!”
“@Teslaconomics I’m not doing an interview with CNBC, the organization, I’m doing an interview with David Faber at Ari Emanuel’s recommendation. If David was at another news org, I would still do it.”
“@teslaownersSV Great Tesla Solar Roof install!”
“Best of the best [@teslaownersSV] xAI is hiring exceptional engineers. Join one of the fastest-growing AI companies, help build Grok, and get the opportunity to work directly with Elon Musk. All open roles are listed here: ⬇️ https://x.ai/careers/open-roles”
“@teslaownersSV @GameSpot Buy & hold companies that make goods & produce services you love”
“@SawyerMerritt @Tesla @GoodFaithEnergy They did a great job!”
“What should Tesla do with in-car gaming in an autonomous world?”
“@ray4tesla We tried very hard to get EU to consider the Tesla (now NACS) design, as it is fundamentally better in every way for consumers, but the transport minister said “a committee decided the standard years ago” (sigh). Worth mentioning that Tesla is supplying the adapter & other…”
