“@WholeMarsBlog I once did a road trip across most of US with 2 adults & 5 kids in a Model S!”
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15 years of Elon, fully searchable. The production archive uses Supabase as the source of truth, with 94,952 indexed tweets available in development as a full-archive fallback and a curated annotation layer for context, theory, and how major claims aged.
“Because of course I hate flamingos...(maybe try eating fewer flamingo eggs in your salad) https://t.co/tUKsWqCobo http://m.timesofindia.com/tech/computing/How-Elon-Musks-Tesla-Motors-maybe-killing-flamingos-with-its-electric-cars/articleshow/53062798.cms?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=TOITech”
“@DimaZeniuk @billhuang688 @woonomic @VaibhavSisinty I should, but that would take a lot of time away from Tesla, SpaceX & other work. Walter Isaacson is writing a book.”
“@Teslaconomics Hard to make fuel on the Moon, due to the difficulty of obtaining hydrogen & carbon to make CH4. Much easier on Earth, where CH4 is plentiful. But maybe that changes once we get there and the city is humming. https://t.co/KJzCcHpWLH https://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_890acbfb-d015-4e60-8b1e-d4d9a398dcff”
“RT @Tesla: Q1 2026 Shareholder Update https://t.co/Rgk87nXOby We continued to make meaningful progress on the build out of the infrastruc… https://ir.tesla.com/#quarterly-disclosure”
“@cassianelwes Appreciated on behalf of Tesla team”
“@IntEngineering With extreme effort, Cybertruck might hit a 0.30 drag coefficient, which would be insane for a truck. Requires tweaking many small details. https://t.co/IMLJbsInmq https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automobile_drag_coefficient”
“Thoughtful analysis of the Tesla/SolarCity merger by @tsrandall https://t.co/4Ba3px7hb8 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-06-29/-tesla-solar-wants-to-be-the-apple-store-for-electricity”
“A Model 3 order gives you priority in your geography, so, even tho total count is high, ordering early will make a big difference locally.”
“@teslaownersSV Cybertruck eats pickup trucks for breakfast with a side of bacon”
“RT @tesla_na: Cybear at Tesla Engineering HQ in Palo Alto https://t.co/oXVCzxO2RU”
“@george__mack Too bad he didn’t invest in Tesla when it was 0.1% of today’s value lol”
“@flcnhvy @garyblack00 End of year, along with FSD, provided we get regulatory approval. Smart Summon is just a subset of FSD.”
“@astro_greek I would just move my desk around the factory to wherever the biggest problem was. These days, I don’t have a desk, but the room I use for meetings at HQ overlooks the Model Y end of line.”
“@Adamklotz_ @mrgreyev @DirtyTesla @Tesla Sure. We can show them live. Eerily realistic. Maybe we should make a game.”
“@realMeetKevin This is strange. Tesla service will take care of your car and we will find out why this happened and fix it.”
“RT @teslaownersSV: SEN. KENNEDY: "I think Elon Musk is a rockstar. The tofu crowd is mad, but when you trim fat, pigs squeal." https://t.c…”
“@WR4NYGov My estimate of the probability of success at the beginning of both Tesla and SpaceX was less than 10%. The reason people telling me we would probably fail didn’t dissuade me was that I already agreed with them!”
“@DrKnowItAll16 @jamesdouma I’m driving an alpha version of FSD on highway and it’s not quite ready. Probably ready for wide release this summer.”
“@WholeMarsBlog The amount of testing time it takes to figure out if the new AI is better than the existing AI as measured by miles between interventions is the limiting factor on progress. The better FSD gets the longer it takes to find interventions.”
“@MarcusHouse @LordofEa @kerrikgray @chicago_glenn @Tesla @teslaownersSV @dvorahfr @TonyadeVitti @SpaceX @SirineAti That’s the plan, unless it is damaged in testing. What really matters is that ship & booster production line is spooling up. Also, each new ship & booster has incremental design improvements.”
“@dealer_of_happy @Tesla We’re working on moving more cars to Florida. End of year delivery is intense! Very proud of Tesla team for all their hard work.”
“Good summary of Tesla annual meeting by @katiefehren https://t.co/G3enS77hJ7 http://fortune.com/2016/05/31/elon-musk-confessions-tesla/”
“RT @WholeMarsBlog: My Tesla picked me up from Costco driverlessly, then drove me to my office with zero interventions. https://t.co/TEs4trj… null”
“RT @cb_doge: Elon Musk on Optimus: "The robots are just walking around the office, 24/7 with no one minding them & then they go charge the…”
“RT @Tesla: Q2 2025 was a seminal point in Tesla’s history: the beginning of our transition from leading the electric vehicle and renewable…”
“@WholeMarsBlog Smoothing out crazy end of quarter delivery wave to reduce expedite costs & relieve stress on Tesla team. Aiming for steadier deliveries intra-quarter.”
“@tim_ottawa @teslaownersSV Mars is, admittedly, a fixer upper of a planet”
“@JohnnaCrider1 @WholeMarsBlog If Tesla owners are “conspiracy theorists”, then it would be fair to call them “advertising salespeople masquerading as truthtellers”. If that’s an unfair criticism, a simple rebuttal would be to show their articles per fatality for all automakers. Tesla is ~0.02% of deaths …”
“@PPathole @Teslarati @BocaChicaGal Will attempt to fly later this week”
“RT @teslaownersSV: If Elon Musk is such a Nazi, why are the Top officials of Israel buying Teslas ? https://t.co/SweRwQDqSK”
“RT @MattWallaceTech: New housing development in Houston that comes with a Tesla Solar Roof and Power Walls. This should come standard on ev…”
“@Alpsoy66 @EricFrohnhoefer @MEAInd I have Tesla covered too. Will be there part of this week.”
“RT @Tesla_AI: You drive with eyes and a brain, not a suite of sensors Our cars do the same”
“@RationalEtienne @LaurenRow5 @EvaFoxU @JohnnaCrider1 @Kristennetten @vincent13031925 @28delayslater @Sofiaan @hamids @InsideEVs Tesla is first American car company to achieve sustained volume production in past ~100 years. Hardest, most painful thing I’ve ever been through, including getting Falcon to orbit.”
“@Teslarati @ResidentSponge This old YouTube clip helps explain why former UAW members who work at Tesla are not huge fans of UAW https://t.co/dncVvZrkoL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S4DZ74IXh1U”
“@AI45375964 @kerrikgray @aliciatoralll @Chloe202242 @galhc71 @TonyadeVitti @AIFutureDesign @KettlebellLife @imPenny2x @TeslaSynopsis @dvorahfr Citizen journalism is vital to the future of civilization”
“@PPathole @teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @engineers_feed Something like that”
“@Erdayastronaut @Tesla @KerbalSpaceP This game is my personal favorite, but I am biased towards space stuff”
“@flcnhvy @WholeMarsBlog @truth_tesla @LimitingThe This is obv debatable, but I’d call anything with ~300 miles / ~500 km of true usable travel distance “long range”, beyond that “very long range””
“@silverph @ring @TOCNYS @Tesla @TeslaNY 🤣”
“@ByeonChansoo @ilyasut @karpathy Toronto streetcars are not yet handled well by FSD. Btw, @karpathy is on a ~4 month sabbatical.”
“@Benioff @Tesla You’re welcome”
“@dogeofficialceo @DirtyTesLa @rocobasilisk @SwipeWright 💯”
“@24_7TeslaNews @Teslarati @ResidentSponge Current generation Neuralinks can help to some degree, but an advanced case of Alzheimers often involves macro degeneration of the brain. However, Neuralinks should theoretically be able restore almost any functionality lost due *localized* brain damage from stroke or injury.”
“@teslaownersSV @PPathole @Gfilche @MadeInTheUSANJ @JoeBiden Feels like a Looney Tunes episode”
“@flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla @YoavOffek Roundabouts no problem, but dodging distracted human drivers very tricky!”
“RT @daltybrewer: NEWS: 70.7% OF PEOPLE SAID THEY WOULD BUY A TESLA AGAIN IN A GERMAN POLL WITH OVER 450,000 PARTICIPANTS It’s time to en…”
“@thirdrowtesla @MFrunker Thanks! We are taking some key steps to reduce satellite brightness btw. Should be much less noticeable during orbit raise by changing solar panel angle & all sats get sunshades starting with launch 9.”
“@teslectrics @60Minutes You’re right. There was a ton of footage with many people at Tesla that would be great to share. Longer pieces like we did with @MKBHD tell a more interesting story.”
